Bill Maher (Kyle Dunnigan)

So a guy cut your phone and electricity.

Well, how, okay, let's just take it one step at a time.

You kind of went Tarantino style there.

You went the beginning and the end.

Now we need to figure out that whole fucking middle part where you find out that your phone and your electricity is cut.

I brought in a felon.

So take us through it.

You noticed your electricity's out, right?

Okay, was he knocking on your door?

And he still couldn't get in?

So why would he go and then cut your electricity and your phone?

Did he do that before breaking through your door?

We're jumping around here.

So are you standing there with a gun in your hand?

You're by yourself on the other side of the door waiting for it to open so that you can shoot him?

Let's go back to the question that I specifically asked.

It's a pretty simple question.

Pretend like you don't know the story, like the people here and the people watching at home.

So the person's trying to kick down your door.

You're on the other side of the door.