Bill Maher (Kyle Dunnigan)
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KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
He just don't give me eye contact no more, man.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
And I need weed for, like, you know, tolerate work, man.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
Like, I can't stand jobs, yo.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
Like, I don't participate in work functions like Secret Santa's, because I always end up drawing the co-worker I don't like, which is all of them.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
One time I drew the manager.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
I ain't know where to get him for Secret Santa, so I got him the best gift I thought I could give him, my two weeks notice.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
I'm gonna be an operations clerk starting this Monday.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
What have you been doing up until this point?
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
And this is this Monday, by the way.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
You were supposed to start today.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
I think you missed your shift.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
All right, so I'm unemployed.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
Now I meant to say I start next Monday.