Bill Maher (Kyle Dunnigan)

But ODing on cocaine and a heart attack are almost essentially kind of the same thing, right?

Yeah, pretty much.

But the thing that concerned them was I wasn't, like, hypertension or anything.

Like, I'm having this heart attack, but I had low blood pressure.

So they wasn't taking my heart attack serious at all.

So how long until they took you to the hospital?

Well, it was pretty fast.

Like, they got me there within, like, 15 minutes, you know.

And the doctor's like, it's a heart attack.

No, they was observing and trying to rule out everything first.

Yeah, they didn't take it seriously at some point.

You know, they was just looking like, how much cocaine have you done?

And I'm like, you know, my name's not Tony Hinchcliffe.

Shots fired.

Oh, here we go.

Never tried it before, but I guess that's a thing.

I'm a gay cokehead.

Nah, but after some point, they had to just rule it in.

It was like, yeah, you're having a heart attack.

So they admitted me, and they ran a procedure where they placed a stent in my artery, because it was the LAD artery, which is known as the widowmaker, so I'm not supposed to be standing here.