Bill Maher

They can't take it out of your mind.

No.

See, as much as we lament, and we certainly should, and

have every right to lament being 70.

There is also the great part of it, which is you're just smarter.

So you don't do these stupid things you did when you were younger.

And there's almost nothing as good as that.

It was fun, but like when you think about the pain it put you through.

Well, exactly, yeah.

And then you're like, now, I mean, I don't, you know, we have so little respect for the elderly in this country.

It's just not our culture when it's like the culture of most of the rest of the world.

Venerate the elders for obvious reasons.

They've been here longer.

They learned more.

Like, shut the fuck up for a second and learn something from somebody who's been down the path before you.

That eludes the geniuses that are Americans, but okay.

In my personal life, it's just always a joy.

It's just always a joy to come upon something where I go,

You know what, I've seen that before, and I saw how it fucked me before, and I'm just gonna sidestep it like Dick Van Dyke, the year he didn't trip over the ottoman, you know?

I'm just gonna miss that one.