Bill Maher
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People like getting scalps.
People are unhappy.
A lot of people are unhappy.
And what animates their life is getting somebody else unhappy.
I mean, the problem with the cops is that it attracts the wrong kind of person, which is the kid who got stuffed into a locker in high school and knows, oh, you know what?
You give me this badge.
Suddenly everyone is respecting me big time.
Oh, you better.
It attracts bullies the same way the priesthood attracts pedophiles.
Yeah.
No, we definitely have a lot of people with guns.
If you travel from- Hey, what's your new ring?
I noticed you had a- That's an aura ring.
It yells at me when I don't sleep well.
Do you have trouble sleeping?
Trouble?
I'm not looking for trouble, but sometimes I get it, yes.
I mean, I would say I get enough, but not every night.
It's not easy to fall asleep.
I get up at least once during the night.