Bill Maher

It's not easy to fall back to sleep.

We all know it's harder to sleep as you get older.

You don't find that?

You're a different dude.

I mean, I can't believe you haven't lit a cigarette yet.

Oh, I just had one before you came in.

Oh, you know, I'm not encouraging you, but you're more than welcome, of course.

But you're just different.

I mean, very few people your age find it easy to sleep.

I can fall asleep that quick.

Really?

I'll try not to bore you then.

Well, my ring would yell at me and say that you're not at any fixed time, which is the problem.

I stay up too late, so I get up too late.

I feel like it's more important to get a full complement of sleep than it is to sleep in any particular hour.

So if I don't actually fall asleep until 4 a.m., I'm not going to want to get up until noon.

Right.

You know, The Ring, again, has a problem with that and yells at me for not sleeping at the right times.

And I just want to go, what if I had a job that made me work these hours?

Okay, shut up, Ring.