Bill Maher
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And we sang.
I rewrote, with the help of my writers, I recall, Thanks for the Memories.
And we fucking rehearsed it and memorized it and sang it together like two crooners.
I thought Jane should get a send-off like that.
Bette Midler serenaded Carson when he left.
Something like that.
Yeah, that was it.
But she didn't return my calls when I tried to get her to know.
No, I wanted to rewrite the song and do it for him.
Yeah, it was really funny.
Yeah.
Exactly.
And just to put this in perspective, we did a piece on this.
And this is going back seven or eight years.
This has been going on.
It's only gotten worse.
But Chris Rock, Jerry Seinfeld, and Larry the Cable Guy, all at the same period of time, announced they are not doing colleges anymore.
We did jokes like a Jew, a black guy, and a redneck walk into a college, and they all go flying.
fuck you, I'm getting out of here.
Now, if Jerry Seinfeld's act, which can whiten teeth, it's so clean.