Bill Murray

What's wrong? What's right, Ronnie? You heard all the mean things the Democrats said about me, calling me ugly, wrinkly, and yeah, I have warts, but HPV is extremely common. And why? Why? Just because I'd kick 7 million poor and disabled Americans off Medicaid? Uh, I mean, that's not great. Oh, like you're so perfect. This was supposed to be my special day. Call me crazy, I want to be approved.

What's wrong? What's right, Ronnie? You heard all the mean things the Democrats said about me, calling me ugly, wrinkly, and yeah, I have warts, but HPV is extremely common. And why? Why? Just because I'd kick 7 million poor and disabled Americans off Medicaid? Uh, I mean, that's not great. Oh, like you're so perfect. This was supposed to be my special day. Call me crazy, I want to be approved.

And loved, and kicked people off food stamps who I think don't deserve food. Okay, well that is kind of an ugly thing to do. Oh my god, ugly? Ronnie, maybe I should just go to my room, lock the door, and veto myself. Is that what you want? Would that make you happy? No, no, no, no, no, no, don't do that. It's so hard being a bill.

And loved, and kicked people off food stamps who I think don't deserve food. Okay, well that is kind of an ugly thing to do. Oh my god, ugly? Ronnie, maybe I should just go to my room, lock the door, and veto myself. Is that what you want? Would that make you happy? No, no, no, no, no, no, don't do that. It's so hard being a bill.

Like being talked about, being voted on, people treating me like I'm an object. You are an object. All I'm trying to do is be myself. Just live my truth and take healthcare away from trans people. Okay. What? That's in this bill?

Like being talked about, being voted on, people treating me like I'm an object. You are an object. All I'm trying to do is be myself. Just live my truth and take healthcare away from trans people. Okay. What? That's in this bill?

I'm fun. I'm cute. And I hate poor people. We should throw them into furnaces to power AI. Okay, no. No, you ruined it. You're hideous.

I'm fun. I'm cute. And I hate poor people. We should throw them into furnaces to power AI. Okay, no. No, you ruined it. You're hideous.

So, I just walked backstage. I'll speak loudly, because I'm not wearing a mic now. But they said that you're very excited today, because today, you just found out that you have become an American citizen.

So, I just walked backstage. I'll speak loudly, because I'm not wearing a mic now. But they said that you're very excited today, because today, you just found out that you have become an American citizen.

How are you?

How are you?

Okay. You know this is going to last 60 to 90 minutes? I did, yeah. Hi, Annabelle. I'm Bill. Are we on TV, or is it just talking? Just talking. Oh, good.

Okay. You know this is going to last 60 to 90 minutes? I did, yeah. Hi, Annabelle. I'm Bill. Are we on TV, or is it just talking? Just talking. Oh, good.

All right, you guys want anything? They ask you if you want a cocktail.

All right, you guys want anything? They ask you if you want a cocktail.

Yes, it is.

Yes, it is.

We were just on the Doggist. Oh, I don't know about that. I didn't either until this week. I don't know if it's a podcast, a TV show, or a scam, but there's a guy that walks around with a TV cameras and takes pictures of dogs on the street and films it and says, can I take a picture of your dog? And starts talking to the dog owner and gets all this information and all this information

We were just on the Doggist. Oh, I don't know about that. I didn't either until this week. I don't know if it's a podcast, a TV show, or a scam, but there's a guy that walks around with a TV cameras and takes pictures of dogs on the street and films it and says, can I take a picture of your dog? And starts talking to the dog owner and gets all this information and all this information