After the Cut - 2025 Part 1

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Bob Pittman 0:00
You're listening to an iHeart Podcast. Hi, I'm Bob Pittman, Chairman and CEO of iHeart Media. On this week's episode of Math & Magic, I'm sitting down with the one and only Bobby Bones. We're exploring the power of audio.
Unknown Speaker 0:15
Yeah, I don't fit into one specific hole. I think that is what endeared me to listeners. That's why I'm here now, because I talk to people that grew up like me, have sensibilities like me, and have loyalties like me.
Bob Pittman 0:29
Listen to Math & Magic, stories from the frontiers of marketing on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Unknown Speaker 0:38
You're listening to Comedy Central.
Jon Stewart 0:44
So, I made a bet with a gentleman by the name of Jalen Brunson. He's a basketball player for the, we call him the New York Knickerbockers. He's a point guard for our New York Knickerbockers. He and I made a bet. about two months ago. His bet was, if the New York Giants lose to the Philadelphia Eagles in the regular season, I have to wear a Saquon Barkley Eagles jersey to Madison Square Garden. I accepted this bet, even though this bet is an inevitability. Like, the Giants suck. Like, the Giants won three games this year, and the Eagles earned the Super Bowl. And it's not like that surprised me. It didn't sneak up on me. Like, when he asked me, I was thinking in my head, like, but the Giants suck. But I didn't say, like, give me points. I just went, like, okay.
Jon Stewart 1:37
And so Saturday night, this Saturday night, I went to the Knicks game in a Saquon Barkley Eagles jersey and an Eagles bucket hat. And I was, in my home arena, booed relentlessly. And by the way, like, not just in the arena, on the street. Like, walking by pretzel guys who were like, you f***ing chug! So that was my weekend. So, good luck in the Super Bowl.
A question over here in the back, yeah. Over there, yeah. How did you find your interview character? Some guy just skid on the floor when you were singing.
Unknown Speaker 2:28
What did you say? Oh, what are you doing? This never happens, by the way.
Bill Murray 2:40
So, I just walked backstage. I'll speak loudly, because I'm not wearing a mic now. But they said that you're very excited today, because today, you just found out that you have become an American citizen.
Unknown Speaker 2:55
Alright. Thank you so much. Thanks so much. It's a crazy day. Yeah. Thanks, man. Thanks so much. Thank you. Thank you. You're the best. You're the best.
Worst interview ever. Just wouldn't leave. Yeah, it is a crazy experience to become a US citizen the same day you're supposed to interview Bill Murray. So I guess that's a... It's been a long day. I had to go for the interview. They asked you like 100 questions. It's questions which I bet none of you could f***ing answer. And I had to memorize how many colonies there were and there was like a state and who's the president right now. It was very difficult.
Jon Stewart 3:59
Now, I'm going to bring out somebody right now who has also been through a lot. He is a correspondent on the show, but he hurt his foot. Yeah, he hurt his fee-fee. He tripped on a curb. So I'm going to bring him out now very slowly, but I want you to give him encouragement. Michael Kosta, ladies and gentlemen! His crutches are my height.
I'll tell you what I mean how you feel I really did a number on my ankle.
Jon Stewart 5:02
Do you want to tell them the story? So can I tell? Michael is like an actual, like, real kind of world-class athlete, to be honest. Like, it's kind of unusual for comedy. Like, he has a functioning body and face. So when he came in, I thought this was, Michael was like a world-class tennis player. And so I thought it was that.
Yeah. And it was? I fell off a curb. My wife and four-year-old went skiing. I was in charge of the two-year-old. So I took her to a water park. No one else got injured except for me. I was the only one not doing anything. And I fell on a curb. And I'm at that age, John.
Jon Stewart 5:51
People ran over people. I'm at the age where if I had fallen on a curb, I would no longer be working in show business.
Well, and also, selfishly, people came over to check on me. I thought, they're really checking on my child. You had your child with you. I had my child with me. And she was crying, but she was more crying like, how did you fall on the curb? Anyways. It was a cry of disappointment.

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