Bill Nighy

It was like the surface of the moon.

I mean, my back was like, it was just horrendous.

So I understand where you're coming from.

This is not going to happen to you, Will.

Calm down.

The wedding's going to go fine.

The thing about weddings is they always work out.

And the big news is, or the important factor in your question is the fact that you love your fiance very, very much.

That's all she wrote.

You know, everything's going to work out fine.

And she must already love you, even though you are vulnerable in that regard.

If she wanted a guy who was, you know, easy and relaxed in the sun, she would have found one.

But she found you.

And also, you know, with all due respect, you can't have everything.

You know what I mean?

I mean, those guys that are easy in the sun, you know, I've never really felt relaxed around them.

I don't know how that happens.

They're the kind of people that wear, you know, loafers and no socks.

And they have tanned ankles.

I mean, never trust a man who's got tanned ankles for crying out loud.