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ill-advised by Bill Nighy

He Showers In The Dark

21 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

1.313 - 21.334 Bill Nighy

Good morning, good afternoon or good evening, depending on where you are on the planet. This is Bill Nye at Ill-Advised by Bill Nye. And I'm here to answer questions without actually making things worse. It's a refuge here for the clumsy and the awkward. And if you're socially adept and enjoy healthy relationships. There's nothing for you here.

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21.354 - 47.792 Bill Nighy

If you enjoy long, leisurely four or five course lunches in the Mediterranean countryside at the edge of the sea with intelligent and engaging people around you, there's nothing for you here. This is a podcast for people who shower in the dark. I actually did shower in the dark, but I'm over that now.

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48.254 - 70.098 Bill Nighy

But there was a period where I would turn the lights out because I didn't want any further information about my body. And the information wasn't getting any better, so why risk it? And I was interviewed in New York by New York Magazine. And the guy was talking about embarrassing things about stuff that I couldn't quite.

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70.438 - 94.112 Bill Nighy

And he was a perfectly nice person, but he was referring to me in a way that I wasn't familiar with. In other words, he was saying nice things about me, which I found obviously unforgivable. And then I, so I told him, I said, listen, you're talking to somebody who showers in the dark. And the headline was, he showers in the dark. So, you know, be careful what you say to journalists.

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94.092 - 119.755 Bill Nighy

So this is our season finale. But don't panic, should you feel inclined to panic, because you can hear us all summer if you get to the back room. The back room is what we call the bonus feature, which you can subscribe to. And thank you to everyone who has already subscribed, because it's just marvelous that you've all made it back there.

120.456 - 145.328 Bill Nighy

And we're working on all kinds of stuff to put into the back room. There's extra features coming. We're present all summer. If you want to join, it's really important to just search Patreon, P-A-T-R-E-O-N dot com slash illadvised by Bill Nye. All the information you need is in the show notes. So we'll see you there. But for the last time this season, let's hear some questions.

146.928 - 170.298 Robin

Hi Bill, my name is Robin and I live in Malmö, the south of Sweden, but I'm originally from Essex. I'm an Essex boy. I suffer from earworms, bits of songs, usually horrible ones that wriggle around in your head relentlessly. You know, and they're there when you go to sleep at night and waking up in the morning and you hope that they're gone, but no, still there.

170.739 - 193.101 Robin

So my question is actually four-pronged. first do you suffer from these at all secondly how do you deal with them if you do thirdly what is the song that you would most like to have as an earworm and lastly what is the song that you would find most irritating to have as an earworm thank you

193.621 - 219.915 Bill Nighy

Robin, I don't suffer from earworms. I'm not quite relaxed about the expression earworms. It's unsettling. So I might try and find something else. But I don't suffer so much, but I have the same experience. And the trouble is that it turns out I know the first two lines of lots and lots of songs. And then I don't know the third or the fourth or the fifth.

Chapter 2: What are earworms and how can they affect us?

712.612 - 726.734 Deirdre Reardon

Is it ill-advised to reconnect? My experience with Phil and his wife, Kathy, has been lovely. However, the prospect of local school reunions are somewhat daunting. Thank you. Deirdre Reardon, Melbourne.

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727.255 - 760.153 Bill Nighy

Deirdre, yeah, avoid them. I mean, why risk it, really? It's like the connection was then. I don't know the answer to this any better than you do, Deirdre. I have friends from school. I have one friend that's known me since I was five. And we text probably every day. We live in different countries, but we've managed to stay in touch and stay substantially in each other's lives.

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760.534 - 785.244 Bill Nighy

And what's great about it is that he has... The context. He knows everything. And he can also remember everything, which I can't. I have a terrible memory. Like, for instance, he said to me once on the telephone, do you remember that time we were pulled by the police on Battersea Bridge and we were wearing kilts and tamashantas? And I said, Brendan, don't make shit up.

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785.264 - 803.36 Bill Nighy

And he said, you must remember we spent the night in the police station. I tried to outrun the police. Like Brendan was always trying. We were always trying to outrun the police. And it wasn't hard to get pulled in those days because you looked funny. And you looked funny in a kind of frontline way.

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803.781 - 821.027 Bill Nighy

Now, everybody looks kind of funny or lots of people look funny and people are used to people looking funny. But in those days, it was kind of radical and you could be mistaken for everything. We used to be called... In the popular papers, we would be called a threat to the very fabric of society.

821.107 - 845.151 Bill Nighy

And I sometimes say to Brendan, do you remember, Brendan, when we were a threat to the very fabric of society? And Brendan says, yes. And we look into the middle distance like old threats do. And we meditate on our youth. But I don't remember anything about wearing a kilt. And I don't remember. I remember wearing a kilt, but not in a car trying to outrun the police on Battersea Street.

845.131 - 865.333 Bill Nighy

And I don't remember going to the police station. You'd think you'd remember going to the police station, wouldn't you? But it's gone. I've forgotten some of the biggest events in my life. And Brendan is my memory because he remembers absolutely everything. And I don't understand why he does and I don't. My dad used to say...

865.87 - 877.028 Bill Nighy

When we were sitting around at night, my dad would say, I wish I had a memory. And I think, how can you not have a memory? Well, I know now, it's not hard. You just have to be your father's son.

880.231 - 906.424 Martin Hood

Hi, Bill. What I would like to respectfully ask is whether it is, in your opinion, still appropriate to offer a firm but not squeezing handshake to men and ladies, and in some cases a polite kiss on the cheek of ladies that are known to us. This was taught to us upon greeting and saying goodbye. Should this still be encouraged or now deemed as inappropriate? Kind regards, Martin Hood. Thank you.

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