Bill Nighy

Good morning, good afternoon or good evening, depending on where you are on the planet.

This is Bill Nye at Ill-Advised by Bill Nye.

And I'm here to answer questions without actually making things worse.

It's a refuge here for the clumsy and the awkward.

And if you're socially adept and enjoy healthy relationships.

There's nothing for you here.

If you enjoy long, leisurely four or five course lunches in the Mediterranean countryside at the edge of the sea with intelligent and engaging people around you, there's nothing for you here.

This is a podcast for people who shower in the dark.

I actually did shower in the dark, but I'm over that now.

But there was a period where I would turn the lights out because I didn't want any further information about my body.

And the information wasn't getting any better, so why risk it?

And I was interviewed in New York by New York Magazine.

And the guy was talking about embarrassing things about stuff that I couldn't quite.

And he was a perfectly nice person, but he was referring to me in a way that I wasn't familiar with.

In other words, he was saying nice things about me, which I found obviously unforgivable.

And then I, so I told him, I said, listen, you're talking to somebody who showers in the dark.

And the headline was, he showers in the dark.

So, you know, be careful what you say to journalists.

So this is our season finale.

But don't panic, should you feel inclined to panic, because you can hear us all summer if you get to the back room.