Bill Nighy

Good morning, good afternoon or good evening, depending on where you are on the planet.

Welcome to Ill-Advised by Bill Nye, the second season.

Oh yeah.

And the clue is in the title as always.

And we are here to help you waste time in a creative way.

We're here to help you squander a part of your day.

We're here to give you a break from everything and to be as inconsequential as it's possible for anyone to be.

That's what's on offer.

which is not nothing.

The risk is, when you get to my age, is that you cannot infrequently be mistaken for somebody who knows what's happening or knows what to do.

You may have picked up a few things when you get to my age that are of use, like online shopping, parking.

That's a laugh.

I couldn't park a car now.

I don't drive.

I don't own a car.

I was questioned by a journalist recently who said, is it true, which is always a bad start because it means, were you lying?

He said, is it true that you don't own a car or a laptop?

And I said, yeah, that's true.

And he said, well, that's very austere of you.

I said, is it?