Bill Nighy

And they would sort of smile at you and I would feel pressure to smile back.

And it was very awkward making.

And I remember when I first went to Liverpool when I was about 24 or something and I used to go into chauffeur's nightclub and I used to dance on my own because no one would be on the dance floor until about three o'clock in the morning when they were chemically encouraged enough to make it to the dance floor.

But I used to hit the dance floor when there was no one there because there was no one there and there was no one to look at you or judge you or anything.

And I was dancing on my own and a girl came down.

And she said, why do you always dance on your own?

And I said, well, because I always dance on my own.

And she said, it's my birthday.

And I said, and it was my birthday.

And I said, it's my birthday.

And she said, no, it's not.

You're just saying that because I just said it was my birthday.

I said, no, honestly, it's my birthday.

And we ended up making a night of it, as you might say.

And I was late for work the next day.

And my boss at the time was Jonathan Price, the notable actor, the celebrated actor.

And he was my governor.

And I went into work and I was late.

And he held up an imaginary card above my head.

And I didn't know anything about football at the time.