Bill Nighy

I feel you.

I also, being largely Irish, have a problem with anything above 25 degrees.

I'm not built for that.

And I've never had a suntan in my life.

I once went septic in the sun.

I fell asleep on a beach and I had open sores over my body for the whole of the holiday.

And my friends, in inverted commas, at night in the barn where we were living, they would wait till I'd got into the sleeping bag very tentatively, you can imagine.

And then they would roll me around the barn floor for a laugh.

And while I screamed in pain, that's as near as I ever got to any kind of sun, sun, whatever you call it, suntan.

It was more a kind of pink.

It was like the surface of the moon.

I mean, my back was like, it was just horrendous.

So I understand where you're coming from.

This is not going to happen to you, Will.

Calm down.

The wedding's going to go fine.

The thing about weddings is they always work out.

And the big news is, or the important factor in your question is the fact that you love your fiance very, very much.

That's all she wrote.

You know, everything's going to work out fine.