Bill Nighy

So I will leave the party or the book launch or whatever it is you're going to.

And I always take a book.

Well, I always take a book everywhere.

So always carry the book, and then I take the book to dinner.

But I would never be there longer than an hour and a half.

So unless it's a dinner party, if it's a dinner party, well, you're trapped.

There's only two people whose houses I go to for dinner, apart from family.

And I'm fortunate that no one invites me to dinner parties.

I don't quite why that is.

I'm not complaining.

I'm rejoicing.

But you'll have to wait a few years for that to happen.

But, yeah, get there early and leave early would be my major contribution.

And just let them do the talking.

Just ask questions.

And watch it like TV.

Just watch it like TV.

And don't take responsibility for people's bad – I used to go to dinner parties and somebody would obviously be having trouble, difficulty in their marriage or something.

They'd be sniping at one another.

And I would take – I would sort of feel like there was some phone call I hadn't made, like it was my responsibility or something, which is obviously insane.