Bill Nighy

But when people say bored of...

it gets to me because I'm of that age.

It's bored with, anyone would tell you that, but I think it's too late.

It's now you see it written by, you know, quite grown up people.

You know, it's bored of, but it just goes through me like a thing.

It really, it makes me physically uncomfortable.

Gifted, I expect we'd put that on the banned list.

You know, gift was got by perfectly well without being verbalized.

pedantic is a harsh word I think particular my colleagues suggest might be a more accurate way of describing my relationship with objects for instance I do like things to be aligned I am particular about I'm somebody who does the washing up halfway through dessert

And I leave my – not that I ever give dinner parties but when I used to have to attend dinner parties, I would be doing the washing up well early because I couldn't bear the idea of all those plates not being washed up.

It's why dishwashers were never a thing for me.

I remember we got a dishwasher once, but the idea was you had to wait until the dishwasher was full up.

So there was on occasion, you'd be required to go to bed with a box full of dirty crockery under the sink.

And you think, I can't, how am I going to relax?

So I would secretly go into the kitchen and

and quietly wash up and hope not to get busted because it used to drive people insane.

It used to make them, I mean, incandescent.

They'd say, we have a dishwasher, but I never got used to a dishwasher.

I don't have one now.

And actually, there's nothing to wash up because I never cook or...