Bill Nighy

And what's great about it is that he has...

The context.

He knows everything.

And he can also remember everything, which I can't.

I have a terrible memory.

Like, for instance, he said to me once on the telephone, do you remember that time we were pulled by the police on Battersea Bridge and we were wearing kilts and tamashantas?

And I said, Brendan, don't make shit up.

And he said, you must remember we spent the night in the police station.

I tried to outrun the police.

Like Brendan was always trying.

We were always trying to outrun the police.

And it wasn't hard to get pulled in those days because you looked funny.

And you looked funny in a kind of frontline way.

Now, everybody looks kind of funny or lots of people look funny and people are used to people looking funny.

But in those days, it was kind of radical and you could be mistaken for everything.

We used to be called...

In the popular papers, we would be called a threat to the very fabric of society.

And I sometimes say to Brendan, do you remember, Brendan, when we were a threat to the very fabric of society?

And Brendan says, yes.

And we look into the middle distance like old threats do.