Bill Nighy

And we meditate on our youth.

But I don't remember anything about wearing a kilt.

And I don't remember.

I remember wearing a kilt, but not in a car trying to outrun the police on Battersea Street.

And I don't remember going to the police station.

You'd think you'd remember going to the police station, wouldn't you?

But it's gone.

I've forgotten some of the biggest events in my life.

And Brendan is my memory because he remembers absolutely everything.

And I don't understand why he does and I don't.

My dad used to say...

When we were sitting around at night, my dad would say, I wish I had a memory.

And I think, how can you not have a memory?

Well, I know now, it's not hard.

You just have to be your father's son.

Martin, hello to Brisbane.

No, I don't think it's inappropriate.

I think you can shake hands.

I don't think you want to kiss anybody on the cheek unless you've slept with them, basically, or they're your mother.

And even then, when I used to try and kiss my mother on the cheek, she would always pull back quite stridently as if, you know, what are you doing?