Billy

He loves liberal history.

You guys wish you were as center as I am.

I hate Chomsky.

What a centrist.

I was dying to watch that.

Once he put the skull on his chest, I was like, holy shit, cops think this is them.

There's cops out there like, that's pretty much it.

I used to love the Punisher that had, like, what's the guy from Hong in it?

What's that guy?

Yeah, I used to watch TV Guide at night at my cousin's house.

I would just sit there and watch TV Guide, wait for HBO to come up, see if it was TVMA, and then it would say hung, and I'd put it on.

I'm like, fuck, this is gay.

And then even Sex and the City, I would turn it on, but at what point did they get naked?

I would just go Mad Dog on, what's the flashing one?

Rock hard.

Now I was panicked cuz I did I had no idea what was going on I freaked the fuck out that night of sleep was like first night you busted Yep, after I was like, do I need to tell my dad break something?

Yeah, my shit was atrocious because I did have older brothers and I had a portable DVD player and I found one of their porno DVDs, which was busting up my butt volume two.

Shut up.

And there was like a bunch of tries, but nothing happened.

Then one day it happened and it was like kind of nighttime.