Blindboy

That's what I used to do.

But that was the last time I seriously engaged with snails.

And then, recently, what made me fucking love snails was...

The reason they're on walls and on stones is those snails suck minerals out of stones, but then they put like calcium in their shells.

But then the birds eat the shells and that's what goes into eggs.

So if we lost snails, birds wouldn't be able to lay eggs.

And the other thing I found out about snails too is because they are looking for the limestone in the soil, you can use snails almost like litmus paper.

You know, if there's plenty of snails there, that means that that soil isn't acidic.

Am I talking out of my arse?

That's the one that may be responsible for the bee collapse, isn't it?

wait and you see in the next couple of weeks things are going to get pricier because of the orange dope you know and just as an aside there because I went researching into the DDT you know that one of the solutions to the DDT was a man had to train a falcon to have sex with his head

See, then he agreed with that.

Yeah.

So the falcon population was almost to the point of extinction because their eggs were falling apart.

And then they had to invent a falcon sex hat.

You can buy them online.

They're €60.

It's a fucking hat where they had to... A falcon has sex with your hat, and then it has loads of these little holes in it, and that's where you collect falcon cum.

But that intervention allowed them to bring the falcon back.

I'd love to chat to you about...