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Bob Parsons

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The Shawn Ryan Show
#197 Bob Parsons - Vietnam War Veteran / Founder of GoDaddy & PXG

Little, you know, door with a little latch on it. It's just a makeshift toilet, right? So I go crawl and get into there and shut it and latch it and try to get this thing off. I can't get it off. I mean, it won't come off. You know, my penis is like... And I'm saying how Mary's, our father's, I'm doing everything I could think of. And I mean, nobody ever talked to me how to get rid of a heart.

The Shawn Ryan Show
#197 Bob Parsons - Vietnam War Veteran / Founder of GoDaddy & PXG

I was thinking of Mother Superior, who was the nerliest woman I ever seen. Thinking about, maybe what it'd be like to have sex with Mother Superior. Didn't matter. So eventually... I mean, she knocks on the door, Pauline knocks on the door. She says, is everything okay? I said, sure it is. I'll be right out. I'll be out. Don't worry. I'll be out in a minute.

The Shawn Ryan Show
#197 Bob Parsons - Vietnam War Veteran / Founder of GoDaddy & PXG

I was thinking of Mother Superior, who was the nerliest woman I ever seen. Thinking about, maybe what it'd be like to have sex with Mother Superior. Didn't matter. So eventually... I mean, she knocks on the door, Pauline knocks on the door. She says, is everything okay? I said, sure it is. I'll be right out. I'll be out. Don't worry. I'll be out in a minute.

The Shawn Ryan Show
#197 Bob Parsons - Vietnam War Veteran / Founder of GoDaddy & PXG

I was thinking of Mother Superior, who was the nerliest woman I ever seen. Thinking about, maybe what it'd be like to have sex with Mother Superior. Didn't matter. So eventually... I mean, she knocks on the door, Pauline knocks on the door. She says, is everything okay? I said, sure it is. I'll be right out. I'll be out. Don't worry. I'll be out in a minute.

The Shawn Ryan Show
#197 Bob Parsons - Vietnam War Veteran / Founder of GoDaddy & PXG

So eventually, I think it took me 20 minutes to get it off, but I finally got it off. Hair's everywhere. And I put it back on. And we pulled ourselves together, went outside, and she's long gone. She left. You lost her. I lost her, yeah. That was the first. So I lost her, and I still remember my buddy Danny. I never told anybody what happened way back then. Never told anybody.

The Shawn Ryan Show
#197 Bob Parsons - Vietnam War Veteran / Founder of GoDaddy & PXG

So eventually, I think it took me 20 minutes to get it off, but I finally got it off. Hair's everywhere. And I put it back on. And we pulled ourselves together, went outside, and she's long gone. She left. You lost her. I lost her, yeah. That was the first. So I lost her, and I still remember my buddy Danny. I never told anybody what happened way back then. Never told anybody.

The Shawn Ryan Show
#197 Bob Parsons - Vietnam War Veteran / Founder of GoDaddy & PXG

So eventually, I think it took me 20 minutes to get it off, but I finally got it off. Hair's everywhere. And I put it back on. And we pulled ourselves together, went outside, and she's long gone. She left. You lost her. I lost her, yeah. That was the first. So I lost her, and I still remember my buddy Danny. I never told anybody what happened way back then. Never told anybody.

The Shawn Ryan Show
#197 Bob Parsons - Vietnam War Veteran / Founder of GoDaddy & PXG

He said, how did you fuck this up? He says, it was a sure thing. And she told all her girlfriends that I, what we were going to do. And then we sat down and I kissed her. And then I ran into the, locked myself in the bathroom. And then, of course, I was.

The Shawn Ryan Show
#197 Bob Parsons - Vietnam War Veteran / Founder of GoDaddy & PXG

He said, how did you fuck this up? He says, it was a sure thing. And she told all her girlfriends that I, what we were going to do. And then we sat down and I kissed her. And then I ran into the, locked myself in the bathroom. And then, of course, I was.

The Shawn Ryan Show
#197 Bob Parsons - Vietnam War Veteran / Founder of GoDaddy & PXG

He said, how did you fuck this up? He says, it was a sure thing. And she told all her girlfriends that I, what we were going to do. And then we sat down and I kissed her. And then I ran into the, locked myself in the bathroom. And then, of course, I was.

The Shawn Ryan Show
#197 Bob Parsons - Vietnam War Veteran / Founder of GoDaddy & PXG

Yeah, I killed the deal totally.

The Shawn Ryan Show
#197 Bob Parsons - Vietnam War Veteran / Founder of GoDaddy & PXG

Yeah, I killed the deal totally.

The Shawn Ryan Show
#197 Bob Parsons - Vietnam War Veteran / Founder of GoDaddy & PXG

Yeah, I killed the deal totally.

The Shawn Ryan Show
#197 Bob Parsons - Vietnam War Veteran / Founder of GoDaddy & PXG

Well, I'm hoping someday, I don't know where she is, but if she is, I hope she gets the book, or she says, that's what happened.

The Shawn Ryan Show
#197 Bob Parsons - Vietnam War Veteran / Founder of GoDaddy & PXG

Well, I'm hoping someday, I don't know where she is, but if she is, I hope she gets the book, or she says, that's what happened.

The Shawn Ryan Show
#197 Bob Parsons - Vietnam War Veteran / Founder of GoDaddy & PXG

Well, I'm hoping someday, I don't know where she is, but if she is, I hope she gets the book, or she says, that's what happened.

The Shawn Ryan Show
#197 Bob Parsons - Vietnam War Veteran / Founder of GoDaddy & PXG

Semper Fi, Nate. Well, buddy, listen, the way I've always done it was I did what I liked. I did what I liked, and my dad, for all his faults, I mean, he had a lot of good ideas, you know, about certain things. But one of the things he said, he said, is you always should do what you love, because when you love something, it tells you all its secrets. And I believe that.

The Shawn Ryan Show
#197 Bob Parsons - Vietnam War Veteran / Founder of GoDaddy & PXG

Semper Fi, Nate. Well, buddy, listen, the way I've always done it was I did what I liked. I did what I liked, and my dad, for all his faults, I mean, he had a lot of good ideas, you know, about certain things. But one of the things he said, he said, is you always should do what you love, because when you love something, it tells you all its secrets. And I believe that.

The Shawn Ryan Show
#197 Bob Parsons - Vietnam War Veteran / Founder of GoDaddy & PXG

Semper Fi, Nate. Well, buddy, listen, the way I've always done it was I did what I liked. I did what I liked, and my dad, for all his faults, I mean, he had a lot of good ideas, you know, about certain things. But one of the things he said, he said, is you always should do what you love, because when you love something, it tells you all its secrets. And I believe that.

The Shawn Ryan Show
#197 Bob Parsons - Vietnam War Veteran / Founder of GoDaddy & PXG

And I understand the reason, Nate, because when you do what you love, you're going to work harder at it. And you're not doing it just for the money. And, you know, depending upon why you're working, right, why you're doing what you're doing, that's going to determine how successful you are. And you'll never be successful if you're just working for the money.