Bob Parsons

You know, and each of us is wondering what the other one's thinking. And so finally the day comes where it's Friday, and I come home. It's 3 o'clock or so, and I go ahead and take a bath. We didn't have a shower, so I took a bath. And I got all ready to go out and meet Pauline, so I put on my best clothes. They weren't much, but they were my best.

You know, and each of us is wondering what the other one's thinking. And so finally the day comes where it's Friday, and I come home. It's 3 o'clock or so, and I go ahead and take a bath. We didn't have a shower, so I took a bath. And I got all ready to go out and meet Pauline, so I put on my best clothes. They weren't much, but they were my best.

You know, and each of us is wondering what the other one's thinking. And so finally the day comes where it's Friday, and I come home. It's 3 o'clock or so, and I go ahead and take a bath. We didn't have a shower, so I took a bath. And I got all ready to go out and meet Pauline, so I put on my best clothes. They weren't much, but they were my best.

So I go ahead and do that, and then I pulled his condom out. And I guess by then it's 4 o'clock. And I pulled his condom out, and I said, shit, I'll take it out of the package right now. And I look at it, and I go, wow, that's it. So I'm looking at it, and again, it's looking at me. And I remember thinking, and it's my first time.

So I go ahead and do that, and then I pulled his condom out. And I guess by then it's 4 o'clock. And I pulled his condom out, and I said, shit, I'll take it out of the package right now. And I look at it, and I go, wow, that's it. So I'm looking at it, and again, it's looking at me. And I remember thinking, and it's my first time.

So I go ahead and do that, and then I pulled his condom out. And I guess by then it's 4 o'clock. And I pulled his condom out, and I said, shit, I'll take it out of the package right now. And I look at it, and I go, wow, that's it. So I'm looking at it, and again, it's looking at me. And I remember thinking, and it's my first time.

And you can just picture the condom saying to me, it's my first time too, right? So we take in them. As soon as I pulled it out, I have a heart as a rock. I mean, I'm thinking about this. I'm ready to shoot through the roof, right? So I take this condom, and I think, I wonder what it feels like with this thing on. So I put the condom on, and I put it all the way on, and I thought, you know what?

And you can just picture the condom saying to me, it's my first time too, right? So we take in them. As soon as I pulled it out, I have a heart as a rock. I mean, I'm thinking about this. I'm ready to shoot through the roof, right? So I take this condom, and I think, I wonder what it feels like with this thing on. So I put the condom on, and I put it all the way on, and I thought, you know what?

And you can just picture the condom saying to me, it's my first time too, right? So we take in them. As soon as I pulled it out, I have a heart as a rock. I mean, I'm thinking about this. I'm ready to shoot through the roof, right? So I take this condom, and I think, I wonder what it feels like with this thing on. So I put the condom on, and I put it all the way on, and I thought, you know what?

I'll just leave it on. And that's why when we get ready to have sex, I'll be ready. So I go up and meet them and so forth. That was about 6 o'clock we were going to get together, and I had done went flaccid then. And when I went flaccid, the condom, rolled all the way up, and it rolled up in my pubic hairs. Right? So I'm there with Pauline. Danny and Tony go upstairs. We're on the sofa.

I'll just leave it on. And that's why when we get ready to have sex, I'll be ready. So I go up and meet them and so forth. That was about 6 o'clock we were going to get together, and I had done went flaccid then. And when I went flaccid, the condom, rolled all the way up, and it rolled up in my pubic hairs. Right? So I'm there with Pauline. Danny and Tony go upstairs. We're on the sofa.

I'll just leave it on. And that's why when we get ready to have sex, I'll be ready. So I go up and meet them and so forth. That was about 6 o'clock we were going to get together, and I had done went flaccid then. And when I went flaccid, the condom, rolled all the way up, and it rolled up in my pubic hairs. Right? So I'm there with Pauline. Danny and Tony go upstairs. We're on the sofa.

She's got this little club basement, you know, fixed up. And so we're on the sofa there. So I reach over, and I kiss Pauline, and we start smooching. And, man, that thing was like a switchblade. But the only difference was, Sean, it didn't unwrap the way it wrapped up in the pubic hairs, didn't let them go. So instead, it hung on to every one, and it just pulled with the force.

She's got this little club basement, you know, fixed up. And so we're on the sofa there. So I reach over, and I kiss Pauline, and we start smooching. And, man, that thing was like a switchblade. But the only difference was, Sean, it didn't unwrap the way it wrapped up in the pubic hairs, didn't let them go. So instead, it hung on to every one, and it just pulled with the force.

She's got this little club basement, you know, fixed up. And so we're on the sofa there. So I reach over, and I kiss Pauline, and we start smooching. And, man, that thing was like a switchblade. But the only difference was, Sean, it didn't unwrap the way it wrapped up in the pubic hairs, didn't let them go. So instead, it hung on to every one, and it just pulled with the force.

It felt like somebody took my pubic hairs and glued them to the bumper of a Chevy in Florida. Wow. Oh, my gosh. So first I said, I'll just tough through this. I'll just tough through this. And I did, and then it got blinding. And then the season's bye would have talked. So I went right to the floor, and they had this little bathroom with this little –

It felt like somebody took my pubic hairs and glued them to the bumper of a Chevy in Florida. Wow. Oh, my gosh. So first I said, I'll just tough through this. I'll just tough through this. And I did, and then it got blinding. And then the season's bye would have talked. So I went right to the floor, and they had this little bathroom with this little –

It felt like somebody took my pubic hairs and glued them to the bumper of a Chevy in Florida. Wow. Oh, my gosh. So first I said, I'll just tough through this. I'll just tough through this. And I did, and then it got blinding. And then the season's bye would have talked. So I went right to the floor, and they had this little bathroom with this little –

Little, you know, door with a little latch on it. It's just a makeshift toilet, right? So I go crawl and get into there and shut it and latch it and try to get this thing off. I can't get it off. I mean, it won't come off. You know, my penis is like... And I'm saying how Mary's, our father's, I'm doing everything I could think of. And I mean, nobody ever talked to me how to get rid of a heart.

Little, you know, door with a little latch on it. It's just a makeshift toilet, right? So I go crawl and get into there and shut it and latch it and try to get this thing off. I can't get it off. I mean, it won't come off. You know, my penis is like... And I'm saying how Mary's, our father's, I'm doing everything I could think of. And I mean, nobody ever talked to me how to get rid of a heart.