Bob the Drag Queen

No one here is starving. No one here is dying. It doesn't matter. I forgot your food. It'll be fine.

But then I get a little too nihilistic sometimes. I'm like, nothing matters.

But then I get a little too nihilistic sometimes. I'm like, nothing matters.

Yeah, I can do anything I want. And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Reel it back, man. Reel it back. Reel it in.

Yeah, I can do anything I want. And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Reel it back, man. Reel it back. Reel it in.

Yeah, a little much.

Yeah, a little much.

I've always been a big fan of wrestling. I grew up watching WWF so long ago that it was called the WWF. And I was obsessed.

I've always been a big fan of wrestling. I grew up watching WWF so long ago that it was called the WWF. And I was obsessed.

Oh, my God. I can't believe that my mom didn't believe when they said I was autistic. What? ! My mom was like, not my baby. They're over diagnosing. They're like, not your son.

Oh, my God. I can't believe that my mom didn't believe when they said I was autistic. What? ! My mom was like, not my baby. They're over diagnosing. They're like, not your son.

Literally.

Literally.

I wanted one. My mom did not buy me the belt. I had to make one myself. I made one myself out of tinfoil and cardboard. I wanted it to be Mankind or The Rock or D'Lo Brown or Farouk or The Undertaker. That's so sick. I wanted it more than I wanted my next breath. So when I was a kid, I thought that my job was going to be, I was going to either be an announcer or a manager for the WWF.

I wanted one. My mom did not buy me the belt. I had to make one myself. I made one myself out of tinfoil and cardboard. I wanted it to be Mankind or The Rock or D'Lo Brown or Farouk or The Undertaker. That's so sick. I wanted it more than I wanted my next breath. So when I was a kid, I thought that my job was going to be, I was going to either be an announcer or a manager for the WWF.

Well, Nikki Garcia, who's on my Season of the Traitors, she's getting back into wrestling. She just did WrestleMania. And I was like, I should be her manager. You should. I should be her fucking manager.

Well, Nikki Garcia, who's on my Season of the Traitors, she's getting back into wrestling. She just did WrestleMania. And I was like, I should be her manager. You should. I should be her fucking manager.

I need to do it. If anyone's watching out there, Nikki Garcia, I'm begging. I'm literally begging at this point. I'm literally humbling myself because nothing matters. I can be humble now.

I need to do it. If anyone's watching out there, Nikki Garcia, I'm begging. I'm literally begging at this point. I'm literally humbling myself because nothing matters. I can be humble now.

I'm humbling myself. Just for a week. Give me one week.