Bob the Drag Queen

I mean, if you knew me as a kid, it's very – Do you love space? I love space.

In another world, I would have been some sort of scientist who dealt with space.

In another world, I would have been some sort of scientist who dealt with space.

Instead, I'm just a bitch with a lot of opinions who wears a wig and wants to scream.

Instead, I'm just a bitch with a lot of opinions who wears a wig and wants to scream.

It's so interesting, especially thinking about how small and insignificant Earth is, even in our own solar system.

It's so interesting, especially thinking about how small and insignificant Earth is, even in our own solar system.

I remember standing in Manhattan and feeling so small because Manhattan felt so big.

I remember standing in Manhattan and feeling so small because Manhattan felt so big.

And then realizing Manhattan's really small. Manhattan's about 14 miles north to south. Yeah. And about five miles east to west.

And then realizing Manhattan's really small. Manhattan's about 14 miles north to south. Yeah. And about five miles east to west.

That's it. And then I realized that Manhattan can fit into Long Island like over 50 times. I think it might be even closer. Manhattan is so tiny.

That's it. And then I realized that Manhattan can fit into Long Island like over 50 times. I think it might be even closer. Manhattan is so tiny.

And then Earth can fit into the sun like... A thousand times over. And then there's sons that are like, we are so tiny and so insignificant. And we, that's why when I used to wait tables and I would get in the weeds and I forgot to put someone's food. You ever been a waiter?

And then Earth can fit into the sun like... A thousand times over. And then there's sons that are like, we are so tiny and so insignificant. And we, that's why when I used to wait tables and I would get in the weeds and I forgot to put someone's food. You ever been a waiter?

When you forget to put someone's food in, the panic that sets into your heart. The panic. That goes in your heart. I didn't put their food in. I didn't put their fucking food in. And then I remember thinking to myself, no one here. I used to work at a place called the Jekyll and Hyde Club. It was a themed restaurant. It was a haunted restaurant. And I remember thinking to myself, you know what?

When you forget to put someone's food in, the panic that sets into your heart. The panic. That goes in your heart. I didn't put their food in. I didn't put their fucking food in. And then I remember thinking to myself, no one here. I used to work at a place called the Jekyll and Hyde Club. It was a themed restaurant. It was a haunted restaurant. And I remember thinking to myself, you know what?

No one here is starving. No one's like, I am literally on the verge of death. Jekyll and Hyde Club. Gots to go to the Jekyll and Hyde Club.

No one here is starving. No one's like, I am literally on the verge of death. Jekyll and Hyde Club. Gots to go to the Jekyll and Hyde Club.

No one here is starving. No one here is dying. It doesn't matter. I forgot your food. It'll be fine.