Let No Bannister Go Un-Cobwebbed with Trixie and Katya
21 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Friends, fans, and fellow seekers of the sublime; it is I, Trixie Mattel. Lend me your trembling hea...
Bosco and Goblin Drag Prerequisites with Katya
14 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In alignment with Bald, LLC's ongoing corporate initiative to foster dialogue in the fields of glamo...
Bob the Drag Queen Heralds the Birth of Katya's Pussycat with Katya
07 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hear ye, dear listeners! Mark the annals of human history, for contained herein is a tale so resplen...
Irene The Alien's Ephemeral Visit to the Terrestrial Realm with Katya
30 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Irene The Alien travels across the cold infinities of space for a brief descent to converse with the...
Wigs, Weapons & Wisdom: A Three-Act Tête-à-Tête with Trixie and Katya
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this impeccably-coiffed episode, Trixie and Katya luxuriate in the cultural gravitas of wigs: tho...
RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7 Eps 11 to 14: "Le Finalé Débonnaire Extraordinaire" with Trixie and Katya
16 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In a candle-lit chamber filled with the velveted echoes of hazy remembrance, Trixie and Katya unveil...
RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7 Eps 9 & 10: "Prancing, Poo, and Panache" with Trixie and Katya
09 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Latch your steamer trunk and press your travel slacks, as Trixie and Katya summon you for a grand to...
RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7 Ep 8: "Cosmic Twins Rising" with Trixie and Katya
02 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The stars have spoken and celestial forces have aligned as Trixie and Katya gaze backwards in time t...
RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7 Eps 5, 6, & 7: "Wigs, Woe, & Redemption" with Trixie and Katya
26 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A storm of lace bodices and shattered dreams erupts as Trixie and Katya revisit Episodes 5, 6, and ...
RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7 Ep 4: "A Soufflé of Judgement & Humiliation" with Trixie and Katya
19 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This evening's Auberge du Bald prix fixe menu opens with a velvety consommé of critiques simmered t...
RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7 Ep 3: "ShakesQueer, Sewing, & Excuses" with Trixie and Katya
12 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s forecast predicts a heavy downpour of sewing machine mishaps, zipper malfunctions, and a s...
RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7 Ep 2: "Trauma & Moby" with Trixie and Katya
05 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On the latest Drag Race Season 7 reminiscence, Trixie and Katya relive the transformative chaos of E...
Ru Paul's Drag Race Season 7: "Origins" with Trixie and Katya
29 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You are cordially invited to the first Drag Race Season 7 Reminiscence, a decadent audio dégustatio...
The Land of a Thousand Fjords: Live from Norway with Trixie and Katya!
22 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Live from the Svalbard Global Seed Vault, Trixie and Katya dodge reindeer traffic jams and a militar...
Stockholm Syndrome: Live from Sweden with Trixie and Katya!
15 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Live from the historic Djurgårdscirkus theater in Stockholm, join us as we dive headfirst into the ...
Tammie Brown's Tallywhacker Extravaganza with Trixie and Katya
08 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The otherworldly icon herself, Tammie Brown, returns for another deliriously unhinged chat as the tr...
Deep Emotional Healing Through Home Decor with Trixie and Katya
01 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The break-up was rough, but looking around the house, the realization hit me: enough time had passed...
Pokémon 101 is Now in Session with Trixie and Katya
24 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ninntenndo America, Inc. Announces Two New Pokémon Arriving in 2026!: Trixioohh is a deranged Fair...
Book a Ride with Beyonce's Balloons Today! with Trixie and Katya
17 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Calling all señiores and señoritas! Book your tickets today and soar above Mexico City with Beyon...
Welcome to Bald's Gym! with Trixie and Katya
10 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Have you looked in the mirror lately and thought to yourself, "Ewww..."? Well "Ewww" no longer, frie...
Kristen Schaal and the Relativity of Time & Collarbones with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 03 Jun 2025 07:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Lords, Ladies, and Theydies! By royal decree and under the ever-watchful eye of our potentate and mo...
Lifting the Gossamer Curtain to the Other Side with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 27 May 2025 07:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
If you need answers about your past life, we're here to help. As we gaze into the swirling mists of ...
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 20 May 2025 07:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Do you love the idea of space travel, but hate the color blue and happen to be super gay? Introducin...
Losing Your Virginity at a Ruby Tuesday with Michael Henry & Tim Murray
Tue, 13 May 2025 07:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
From the new OUTtv series Wish You Were Queer, Michael Henry and Tim Murray regale Trixie and Katya ...
With Love, The Balds with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 06 May 2025 07:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Greetings, you luminous kitchen sprites! Today, we’re embarking on a journey — not just of bakin...
Take Us Back to Gawd's Country with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 29 Apr 2025 07:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
In the depths of the city of angels, where devilish sinners prance, There live two drag queens, luri...
You're Someone or You're Someone Else with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 22 Apr 2025 07:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Chunky or creamy, innie or outie, hot or cold, tall or short, spicy or mild, text or call, sweet or ...
Download the "CruciPeep" App Today! with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 15 Apr 2025 07:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
As we enter the final lead-up to Easter Sunday, let us all reflect on the many blessings we have in ...
Tee-El-Cee Presents: Extreme Rumspringa! with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 08 Apr 2025 07:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
In a world where Amish tradition meets secular temptation, six Amish youths will be tested like neve...
The Bald Driving School: Where Automotive Dreams Come True with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 01 Apr 2025 07:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Is your spouse sick of your night terrors involving narrow driveways and parallel parking? Does the ...
A Public Service Announcement for Our Fans with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 25 Mar 2025 07:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Dearest Trixie and Katya fans: it has come to our attention that ye, the huddled malodorous masses o...
Huffin' at Macca's with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 18 Mar 2025 07:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
This Summer, visit beautiful Australia and experience Brisbane’s sights, sounds, and especially th...
Are You Happy Now? with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 11 Mar 2025 07:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
In a historical socio-political context, "appeasement" is defined as a diplomatic negotiation betwee...
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 04 Mar 2025 08:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Blueberry season is on its way and this Summer, prepare for that special vacation to Disneyland by c...
The Bald and the Beautiful: Tokyo Drift with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 25 Feb 2025 08:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
From the makers of The Fast and the Furioustest and 2 Fast 2 Fastiest comes the highest-octane insta...
All Hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 18 Feb 2025 08:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
I believe in one god, the Noodle Almighty, maker of marinara and meatballs, of all pasta visible and...
Employing Pillow Talk to Build Intimacy with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 11 Feb 2025 08:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Do you ever glance over at your partner and feel like they're a million miles away, both physically ...
Finding Balance Through Dialectism & Chicken with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 04 Feb 2025 08:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
The opposing forces of the yin and the yang are alive and well in 2025: Blake Lively and Justin Bald...
Hot Loads Delivered Straight to Your Door with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 28 Jan 2025 08:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
It's that time of year yet again! Are you ready for the big sports game? If you have lots of manly m...
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
Thu, 23 Jan 2025 20:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
From executive producers Trixie & Katya comes the absolutely brilliant, gloriously gonzo, and extrao...
The Queen Mary's Evacuee Jerk Game with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 21 Jan 2025 08:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
All aboard! This year, book a tantalizing stay on The Queen Mary as you evacuate any one of Southern...
Escaping L.A. with Six Wigs and a PS5 with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 14 Jan 2025 08:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Our hearts go out to all those affected by the catastrophic wildfires in Los Angeles County. We hope...
Kelly Mantle's Trixie the Cable Girl Nightmare with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 07 Jan 2025 08:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
'Twas a dark, menacing Los Angeles winter's eve, with nary a soul walking the deserted streets of We...
Men Lie for It, Women Cry for It:“Noodle Madness!” with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 31 Dec 2024 08:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
The dawning of a new year is a time for fun and jokes and ice cream cones. It's a time for Q&A podca...
A Holiday Sausage Express Delivery with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 24 Dec 2024 08:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Don't miss The Hallmarque Channel's newest Christmas classic, "A Very Special Holiday Sausage," prem...
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Tue, 17 Dec 2024 08:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
What happens to a dream deferred? A dream filled with tight outfits, latex boots, and furs? A dream ...
Bruce Vilanch's New Hyundai Has a Blind Spot with Trixie
Tue, 10 Dec 2024 08:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
If one were to print out all of Bruce Vilanch's writing, acting, and producing credits on a dot-matr...
Repressed Theater Gays with Joe and Andrew from the Good Children pod with Trixie
Tue, 03 Dec 2024 08:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
As we struggle to recover from the annual ritual of shoving Aunt Grace's bone-dry turkey and lumpy m...
Gretchen Felker-Martin's Cornucopia of Horror with Katya
Tue, 26 Nov 2024 08:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Author, Film & TV Critic, and all-around Horror Sommelier Gretchen Felker-Martin joins Katya from th...
Megan Stalter & the Hotness of Kindness with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 19 Nov 2024 08:00:00 -0000
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Good morning, and welcome to the annual meeting of the National Association for Supporting The Yuck,...
Timothée Chalamet: An Alien Who Lives Amongst Us? with Trixie and Katya
12 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever stared up at the stars, considered the shocking vastness of space, and asked yourself,...
Nicole Kidman Presents: The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
05 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We come to this podcast…for magic. We come to Bald to chortle, to weep, to soil ourselves, to hear...
The Bitch is Back and She's Got Cake with Trixie and Katya
29 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After nine guests and eleven episodes' worth of meandering stories about historical colon blockages,...
Joel Kim Booster's Atlantis Cruise Matinée Nightmare (Part 2) with Katya
22 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 4th day of your all-gay Atlantis Cruise. You just left the Bahamas and the bed of a sexy Na...
Joel Kim Booster Loathes Katya's Movie Recommendations (Part 1) with Katya
15 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Since the debut of The Bald and the Beautiful in October of 2020, Katya Zamolodchikova has tickled y...
Jimbo Interprets Katya's Dreams with Katya
08 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What does it mean if several drug-addled hopheads break down the door of your beautiful three-story ...
Sapphira Cristál's Chicken Carbonara For Two (Part 2) with Katya
01 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Step 1: Locate an impossibly gorgeous man in South Boston who's family owns an Italian restaurant. F...
Sapphira Cristál's Mermaid Erotica (Part 1) with Katya
24 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
MEN SEEKING MERMAID/MERMAN (Pacific Ocean Adjacent): Here for a naughty-cal time with sexy sirens of...
Raja Gemini: The Elusive Chanteuse with Katya
17 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, the Loch Ness Monster of drag herself, Raja, visits the studio to discuss love, yoga, and...
Jinkx Monsoon & Silencing One's Mind with Bebe Neuwirth with Katya
10 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's 1am as you stare at the crack in the ceiling. The wind rustles through the oak tree outside as ...
Courtney Act's Fall Rhinestone Jackaroo Fashion Tips with Katya
03 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This Fall, buck the hackneyed trends that ooze like a puss-filled pimple from the runways of Milan a...
Scarlet Envy's Mapquest to Fire Island with Katya
27 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's almost Labor Day Weekend and I know what you're thinking to yourself: I need a sun-soaked, sand...
Ts Madison and the Art of Bore Worm Seduction with Katya
20 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
If you happen to find yourself in the unenviable position where your planet is being attacked by hot...
Kristen Schaal Is Lost in an Abandoned Warehouse With Katya
13 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Please join us in our deserted power station under the 110 overpass as we welcome legendary actress,...
Boofing a Sangria in Anaheim with Trixie and Katya
06 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's August! As the oppressive humidity sets in and the mosquito bites multiply exponentially, why n...
How to Successfully Converse with Gen Alpha with Trixie and Katya
30 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Do you goon on BookTok? Are you rizzing after peeping a gyatt at Taco Junk while reading Colleen Hoo...
Bob the Drag Queen's Comprehensive Guide to Chicken Wing Etiquette with Katya
23 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As we approach the peak summertime Bob-B-Que months (zing), we'd like to share Bob the Drag Queen's ...
Sasha Colby Eats a Steak Diane Nude on the Amalfi Coast with Katya
16 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Feeling down? Need an escape from the grind? Just committed a crime and need to lay low? Captain Sas...
A Sonic Boom Personified with Drew Afualo and Trixie
09 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In the grand pantheon of lusciously loud cackles, there exists two gorgeous human specimens for whom...
The Best of Us for the Rest of Us with Trixie and Katya
02 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As we gather together this week to celebrate America's 248th birthday on rooftops, in backyards, and...
Queen of the Amazons with Naomi Smalls and Katya
25 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on KBLD's Schlock & Beautiful Masterpiece Theater, we bring you the preeminent 1973 sexplo...
A Sizzling Summer Reading List with Sarah Schauer and Katya
18 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As the days get longer and the jean shorts shorter, images come to mind of lazy, breezy days on the ...
How to Increase Your Length and Girth in Minutes! with Katya and Fena Barbitall
11 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
According to a 2023 Rand Corporation study, 88% of romantic partners have searched for adult videos ...
Truckstop Trysts and Bushwacked Behinds with Trixie and Katya
04 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It was a steamy mid-August night outside of Bismarck, North Dakota. My cherry-red 1987 Yugo got a fl...
We are the CEOs of Fierceness with Trixie and Katya
28 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Are you the patient zero who caused the epidemic of fierceness? Is your self-confidence and mettle, ...
The Modern Farmhouse Aesthetic with Trixie and Katya
21 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Harnessing the quaint, country elements of middle America but with a contemporary spin, "Modern Farm...
Tammie Brown & Ding-a-Lings in Shampoo Bottles with Trixie and Katya
14 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As part of our annual Pre-Pride Kink Safety Awareness Month, we'd like to offer you this episode fea...
Kelly Mantle & Two Space Heaters to the Face with Trixie
07 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Like a phoenix rising from the ashes of Sandy's ghost that was left in a frigid backstage green room...
Monét X Change & the Subtle Levels of Crazy with Trixie
30 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Prepare yourselves to be regaled by tales of the magical, the mysterious, and most of all the memora...
Welcome to the Golden Fountain of Vitality with Trixie and Katya
23 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
From ancient Indian yogic texts to brittle Chinese scrolls to the age of Egyptian Pharaohs when gods...
Nellie the Potato-Faced Humpty B*tch with Trixie and Katya
16 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Little Bald on the Prairie, tune in for a very special episode that the whole family wi...
No Loads Refused: Live in Richmond, VA with Trixie and Katya
09 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded live in the famed "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death" capital city of Virginia, please join ...
Plane Jane and Lieutenant Brigadier General Cuhntalina Badussy with Katya
02 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Behold, everyone's favorite Drag Race Season 16 faux-villain: Plane Jane! With her shared Boston roo...
Heels and Meals with Trixie and Katya
26 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In a world where fashion knows no boundaries, comes a story of self-discovery, unexpected transforma...
Paul Blart: Mall Carp with Trixie and Katya
19 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
When a Paramus, New Jersey Van Heusen factory outlet is taken over by a vicious gang of black-market...
A Massage That Lives Happily Ever After with Trixie and Katya
12 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Trixie & Katya's Le Poupée Spa, located in a gorgeously-restored halfway house in the be...
You Are More Than Your Phone with Trixie and Katya
05 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are proud to partner this week with the Anti Phone-Shaming League of North America to bring you a...
It's a TWISTER! with Trixie and Katya
27 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We here at BALD, LLC, including our main counsel Henry Z. Winkleschmiggens IV, Esq., would like to t...
Does Our Art Threaten You? with Trixie and Katya
20 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Does our art threaten you? Does it make you completely reconsider your physical existence? Does it m...
The Official "The Dolls are the Dolls Fan Club!" with Trixie and Katya
13 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Do you love Trixie and Katya with all your heart? Would you like to find a club of other humans who ...
Coitus With a Waffle with Trixie and Katya
06 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As the morning sunshine warms my bare bottom and my feet feel the cool chill of the kitchen tile, I ...
Higher Than Giraffe Genitalia with Dulcé Sloan and Trixie
30 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Please prepare your mind, body, and soul for Trixie's delightful chat with stand-up comedian, actres...
Christmas Dinner at Judi Dench's House with Bianca Del Rio and Katya
23 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
'Twas the night before Christmas, and the house was filled with holly berry stench. Bianca Del Rio w...
Circling Back for a Touch-Base to Close the Loop on the Deliverables with Trixie and Katya
16 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hi, Deborah. Thanks so much for taking the time to have a one-on-one with me this morning. I know th...
This Episode Produced & Directed by Simone Biles with Bob the Drag Queen and Katya
09 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As the world prepares for the beauty, grace, and raw athleticism of the 2024 Summer Olympics in Pari...
The Sorta New Year's Episode? with Trixie and Katya
02 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Is this an extra-special quasi-Holiday/New-Year's episode where Trixie and Katya talk about decorati...
Soaring Like a Fabulous Bald Eagle with Trixie and Katya
26 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There are no endings, Baldies. Just events that precede a new beginning. As we rapidly approach the ...
The Darkest Night of the Soul with Trixie and Katya
19 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As the days grow shorter and the nights longer, may all of us in the Northern Hemisphere prepare our...
It's a Tumescent Holiday Miracle! with Trixie and Katya
12 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As the holiday season rapidly ascends to the apex of yuletide cheer, you may find yourself experienc...
Peri-Care for Your Derrière with Trixie and Katya
05 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As part of our ongoing Public Service Announcement Series here at Bald, LLC, this week we'd like to ...