Huffin' at Macca's with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 18 Mar 2025
This Summer, visit beautiful Australia and experience Brisbane’s sights, sounds, and especially th...
Are You Happy Now? with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 11 Mar 2025
In a historical socio-political context, "appeasement" is defined as a diplomatic negotiation betwee...
A Blueberry Bayou Adventure with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 04 Mar 2025
Blueberry season is on its way and this Summer, prepare for that special vacation to Disneyland by c...
The Bald and the Beautiful: Tokyo Drift with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 25 Feb 2025
From the makers of The Fast and the Furioustest and 2 Fast 2 Fastiest comes the highest-octane insta...
All Hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 18 Feb 2025
I believe in one god, the Noodle Almighty, maker of marinara and meatballs, of all pasta visible and...
Employing Pillow Talk to Build Intimacy with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 11 Feb 2025
Do you ever glance over at your partner and feel like they're a million miles away, both physically ...
Finding Balance Through Dialectism & Chicken with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 04 Feb 2025
The opposing forces of the yin and the yang are alive and well in 2025: Blake Lively and Justin Bald...
Hot Loads Delivered Straight to Your Door with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 28 Jan 2025
It's that time of year yet again! Are you ready for the big sports game? If you have lots of manly m...
Introducing: The Kelly Mantle Show!
Thu, 23 Jan 2025
From executive producers Trixie & Katya comes the absolutely brilliant, gloriously gonzo, and extrao...
The Queen Mary's Evacuee Jerk Game with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 21 Jan 2025
All aboard! This year, book a tantalizing stay on The Queen Mary as you evacuate any one of Southern...
Escaping L.A. with Six Wigs and a PS5 with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 14 Jan 2025
Our hearts go out to all those affected by the catastrophic wildfires in Los Angeles County. We hope...
Kelly Mantle's Trixie the Cable Girl Nightmare with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 07 Jan 2025
'Twas a dark, menacing Los Angeles winter's eve, with nary a soul walking the deserted streets of We...
Men Lie for It, Women Cry for It:“Noodle Madness!” with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 31 Dec 2024
The dawning of a new year is a time for fun and jokes and ice cream cones. It's a time for Q&A podca...
A Holiday Sausage Express Delivery with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 24 Dec 2024
Don't miss The Hallmarque Channel's newest Christmas classic, "A Very Special Holiday Sausage," prem...
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Tue, 17 Dec 2024
What happens to a dream deferred? A dream filled with tight outfits, latex boots, and furs? A dream ...
Bruce Vilanch's New Hyundai Has a Blind Spot with Trixie
Tue, 10 Dec 2024
If one were to print out all of Bruce Vilanch's writing, acting, and producing credits on a dot-matr...
Repressed Theater Gays with Joe and Andrew from the Good Children pod with Trixie
Tue, 03 Dec 2024
As we struggle to recover from the annual ritual of shoving Aunt Grace's bone-dry turkey and lumpy m...
Gretchen Felker-Martin's Cornucopia of Horror with Katya
Tue, 26 Nov 2024
Author, Film & TV Critic, and all-around Horror Sommelier Gretchen Felker-Martin joins Katya from th...
Megan Stalter & the Hotness of Kindness with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 19 Nov 2024
Good morning, and welcome to the annual meeting of the National Association for Supporting The Yuck,...
Timothée Chalamet: An Alien Who Lives Amongst Us? with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 12 Nov 2024
Have you ever stared up at the stars, considered the shocking vastness of space, and asked yourself,...
Nicole Kidman Presents: The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 05 Nov 2024
We come to this podcast…for magic. We come to Bald to chortle, to weep, to soil ourselves, to hear...
The Bitch is Back and She's Got Cake with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 29 Oct 2024
After nine guests and eleven episodes' worth of meandering stories about historical colon blockages,...
Joel Kim Booster's Atlantis Cruise Matinée Nightmare (Part 2) with Katya
Tue, 22 Oct 2024
It's the 4th day of your all-gay Atlantis Cruise. You just left the Bahamas and the bed of a sexy Na...
Joel Kim Booster Loathes Katya's Movie Recommendations (Part 1) with Katya
Tue, 15 Oct 2024
Since the debut of The Bald and the Beautiful in October of 2020, Katya Zamolodchikova has tickled y...
Jimbo Interprets Katya's Dreams with Katya
Tue, 08 Oct 2024
What does it mean if several drug-addled hopheads break down the door of your beautiful three-story ...
Sapphira Cristál's Chicken Carbonara For Two (Part 2) with Katya
Tue, 01 Oct 2024
Step 1: Locate an impossibly gorgeous man in South Boston who's family owns an Italian restaurant. F...
Sapphira Cristál's Mermaid Erotica (Part 1) with Katya
Tue, 24 Sep 2024
MEN SEEKING MERMAID/MERMAN (Pacific Ocean Adjacent): Here for a naughty-cal time with sexy sirens of...
Raja Gemini: The Elusive Chanteuse with Katya
Tue, 17 Sep 2024
This week, the Loch Ness Monster of drag herself, Raja, visits the studio to discuss love, yoga, and...
Jinkx Monsoon & Silencing One's Mind with Bebe Neuwirth with Katya
Tue, 10 Sep 2024
It's 1am as you stare at the crack in the ceiling. The wind rustles through the oak tree outside as ...
Courtney Act's Fall Rhinestone Jackaroo Fashion Tips with Katya
Tue, 03 Sep 2024
This Fall, buck the hackneyed trends that ooze like a puss-filled pimple from the runways of Milan a...
Scarlet Envy's Mapquest to Fire Island with Katya
Tue, 27 Aug 2024
It's almost Labor Day Weekend and I know what you're thinking to yourself: I need a sun-soaked, sand...
Ts Madison and the Art of Bore Worm Seduction with Katya
Tue, 20 Aug 2024
If you happen to find yourself in the unenviable position where your planet is being attacked by hot...
Kristen Schaal Is Lost in an Abandoned Warehouse With Katya
Tue, 13 Aug 2024
Please join us in our deserted power station under the 110 overpass as we welcome legendary actress,...
Boofing a Sangria in Anaheim with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 06 Aug 2024
It's August! As the oppressive humidity sets in and the mosquito bites multiply exponentially, why n...
How to Successfully Converse with Gen Alpha with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 30 Jul 2024
Do you goon on BookTok? Are you rizzing after peeping a gyatt at Taco Junk while reading Colleen Hoo...
Bob the Drag Queen's Comprehensive Guide to Chicken Wing Etiquette with Katya
Tue, 23 Jul 2024
As we approach the peak summertime Bob-B-Que months (zing), we'd like to share Bob the Drag Queen's ...
Sasha Colby Eats a Steak Diane Nude on the Amalfi Coast with Katya
Tue, 16 Jul 2024
Feeling down? Need an escape from the grind? Just committed a crime and need to lay low? Captain Sas...
A Sonic Boom Personified with Drew Afualo and Trixie
Tue, 09 Jul 2024
In the grand pantheon of lusciously loud cackles, there exists two gorgeous human specimens for whom...
The Best of Us for the Rest of Us with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 02 Jul 2024
As we gather together this week to celebrate America's 248th birthday on rooftops, in backyards, and...
Queen of the Amazons with Naomi Smalls and Katya
Tue, 25 Jun 2024
This week on KBLD's Schlock & Beautiful Masterpiece Theater, we bring you the preeminent 1973 sexplo...
A Sizzling Summer Reading List with Sarah Schauer and Katya
Tue, 18 Jun 2024
As the days get longer and the jean shorts shorter, images come to mind of lazy, breezy days on the ...
How to Increase Your Length and Girth in Minutes! with Katya and Fena Barbitall
Tue, 11 Jun 2024
According to a 2023 Rand Corporation study, 88% of romantic partners have searched for adult videos ...
Truckstop Trysts and Bushwacked Behinds with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 04 Jun 2024
It was a steamy mid-August night outside of Bismarck, North Dakota. My cherry-red 1987 Yugo got a fl...
We are the CEOs of Fierceness with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 28 May 2024
Are you the patient zero who caused the epidemic of fierceness? Is your self-confidence and mettle, ...
The Modern Farmhouse Aesthetic with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 21 May 2024
Harnessing the quaint, country elements of middle America but with a contemporary spin, "Modern Farm...
Tammie Brown & Ding-a-Lings in Shampoo Bottles with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 14 May 2024
As part of our annual Pre-Pride Kink Safety Awareness Month, we'd like to offer you this episode fea...
Kelly Mantle & Two Space Heaters to the Face with Trixie
Tue, 07 May 2024
Like a phoenix rising from the ashes of Sandy's ghost that was left in a frigid backstage green room...
Monét X Change & the Subtle Levels of Crazy with Trixie
Tue, 30 Apr 2024
Prepare yourselves to be regaled by tales of the magical, the mysterious, and most of all the memora...
Welcome to the Golden Fountain of Vitality with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 23 Apr 2024
From ancient Indian yogic texts to brittle Chinese scrolls to the age of Egyptian Pharaohs when gods...
Nellie the Potato-Faced Humpty B*tch with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 16 Apr 2024
This week on Little Bald on the Prairie, tune in for a very special episode that the whole family wi...
No Loads Refused: Live in Richmond, VA with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 09 Apr 2024
Recorded live in the famed "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death" capital city of Virginia, please join ...
Plane Jane and Lieutenant Brigadier General Cuhntalina Badussy with Katya
Tue, 02 Apr 2024
Behold, everyone's favorite Drag Race Season 16 faux-villain: Plane Jane! With her shared Boston roo...
Heels and Meals with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 26 Mar 2024
In a world where fashion knows no boundaries, comes a story of self-discovery, unexpected transforma...
Paul Blart: Mall Carp with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 19 Mar 2024
When a Paramus, New Jersey Van Heusen factory outlet is taken over by a vicious gang of black-market...
A Massage That Lives Happily Ever After with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 12 Mar 2024
Welcome to Trixie & Katya's Le Poupée Spa, located in a gorgeously-restored halfway house in the be...
You Are More Than Your Phone with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 05 Mar 2024
We are proud to partner this week with the Anti Phone-Shaming League of North America to bring you a...
It's a TWISTER! with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 27 Feb 2024
We here at BALD, LLC, including our main counsel Henry Z. Winkleschmiggens IV, Esq., would like to t...
Does Our Art Threaten You? with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 20 Feb 2024
Does our art threaten you? Does it make you completely reconsider your physical existence? Does it m...
The Official "The Dolls are the Dolls Fan Club!" with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 13 Feb 2024
Do you love Trixie and Katya with all your heart? Would you like to find a club of other humans who ...
Coitus With a Waffle with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 06 Feb 2024
As the morning sunshine warms my bare bottom and my feet feel the cool chill of the kitchen tile, I ...
Higher Than Giraffe Genitalia with Dulcé Sloan and Trixie
Tue, 30 Jan 2024
Please prepare your mind, body, and soul for Trixie's delightful chat with stand-up comedian, actres...
Christmas Dinner at Judi Dench's House with Bianca Del Rio and Katya
Tue, 23 Jan 2024
'Twas the night before Christmas, and the house was filled with holly berry stench. Bianca Del Rio w...
Circling Back for a Touch-Base to Close the Loop on the Deliverables with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 16 Jan 2024
Hi, Deborah. Thanks so much for taking the time to have a one-on-one with me this morning. I know th...
This Episode Produced & Directed by Simone Biles with Bob the Drag Queen and Katya
Tue, 09 Jan 2024
As the world prepares for the beauty, grace, and raw athleticism of the 2024 Summer Olympics in Pari...
The Sorta New Year's Episode? with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 02 Jan 2024
Is this an extra-special quasi-Holiday/New-Year's episode where Trixie and Katya talk about decorati...
Soaring Like a Fabulous Bald Eagle with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 26 Dec 2023
There are no endings, Baldies. Just events that precede a new beginning. As we rapidly approach the ...
The Darkest Night of the Soul with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 19 Dec 2023
As the days grow shorter and the nights longer, may all of us in the Northern Hemisphere prepare our...
It's a Tumescent Holiday Miracle! with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 12 Dec 2023
As the holiday season rapidly ascends to the apex of yuletide cheer, you may find yourself experienc...
Peri-Care for Your Derrière with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 05 Dec 2023
As part of our ongoing Public Service Announcement Series here at Bald, LLC, this week we'd like to ...
Live & Leather Clad in New Orleans with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 28 Nov 2023
From the land of jazz, gumbo, public drunkenness, and second lines at Delta's baggage claim, Trixie ...
Kathy Griffin & Her Triumphant Journey From the D-List to the PTSD-List with Trixie
Tue, 21 Nov 2023
Comedian, actress, host, Emmy Award-winner, and absolute fu**ing legend Kathy Griffin stops by the B...
A Dazzling Woodland Sprite Dinner Party for Forest Faeries with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 14 Nov 2023
What better time of year to entertain your friends and throw a mesmerizing Fall fête than the week ...
Listening to Swedish Acid Jazz in a Spaceship at Dusk on April 2, 1971 with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 07 Nov 2023
If you're into listening to German Vaporwave while crying about the mean things Brad said in a note ...
Boopity Boop in Your Doopity Doop with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 31 Oct 2023
As we reach the zenith of Spooky Season tonight, we must keep you apprised of a new horror recently ...
The Price of Yoni Eggs is Finally Falling with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 24 Oct 2023
We here at BALD, LLC would like to extend our deepest sympathies for the pitiful state of your pelvi...
From the Equator to Your Posterior with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 17 Oct 2023
This single-origin, unapologetically bold (and bald) podcast goes down smooth with white chocolate u...
The Majesty of Live Theatre with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 10 Oct 2023
If you count yourself amongst the lucky few who have attended a live theater performance, you fully ...
We Accept the Love We Think We Deserve with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 03 Oct 2023
As the great 19th century poet Silas T. Shinckenpoople once said, "To love is nothing. To be loved i...
Theme Park Phobias & Home Decor Tips with Brittany Broski and Trixie
Tue, 26 Sep 2023
Everyone's favorite human Brittany Broski joins Trixie for a heart-to-heart about irrational fears o...
Steam Room Karens & Pickle Juice Nightcaps with Justin Martindale and Trixie
Tue, 19 Sep 2023
Comedian, writer, actor, and host of the podcast Just Sayin', Justin Martindale, joins Trixie for an...
You Must Be This Tall to Ride Bald Mountain with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 12 Sep 2023
Welcome to southern California's best-kept gay amusement park secret, Bald Mountain. Please keep you...
Lost In Scott's Eyes with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 05 Sep 2023
Hi Scott. Thanks so much for coming into the office today. Would you mind sitting down? Great. It's ...
The Exceptionally Erudite Courtney Act (Part 2) with Katya
Tue, 29 Aug 2023
If you've been waiting with bated breath for Part 2 of the epically excellent interview with Austral...
The Eminently Effervescent Courtney Act (Part 1) with Katya
Tue, 22 Aug 2023
Katya welcomes the ever-so-engaging Courtney Act to the pod for part 1 of a lengthy conversation abo...
The 7 Disks of Spinning Energy Inside You with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 15 Aug 2023
As you slowly open your eyes to face yet another day in this wild, godforsaken world of ours, please...
A Luxurious Stay at North Hollywood's Famous Shateau Marmont! with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 08 Aug 2023
You and a companion will enjoy an opulent round-trip coach flight to sunny Los Angeles, featuring sp...
Twirlina Marie Poukette feat. Drinklina Turlington with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 01 Aug 2023
In this corner, wearing pink, weighing in at a stunning 62 lbs, the reigning BYOB World Featherweigh...
Microphones Are Cameras for Sound with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 25 Jul 2023
Dynamic microphones are constructed with small magnets that oscillate inside a metal coil attached t...
I'm on Ozempic and I'm Blowing Ass with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 18 Jul 2023
Please consult your doctor before listening to this podcast. Common side effects of The Bald and the...
Diving for the Hopeless Diamond with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 11 Jul 2023
The midnight hour is close at hand. A lonely ghoul looks out across the land. It's the typical scene...
Straight People Having Sex & Drinking Eggnog with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 04 Jul 2023
While it's a scientifically-proven fact that humans require food, water, air, and shelter to survive...
I Need Everyone to Know That I Only Like Girls with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 27 Jun 2023
One day, in a not-so-distant future hellscape utterly ravaged by water wars and interstate battles o...
Bottoming Ain't Easy with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 20 Jun 2023
As part of Pride, we'd like to remind everyone about the 4 P's for bottoming: Practice, Preparation,...
We Have a Problem and Etsy is the Solution with Trixie and Katya
Thu, 15 Jun 2023
We are so excited for you to shop our Trixie and Katya Curated Collections on Etsy! Visit https://e...
What Have You Done Today to Feel Proud? with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 13 Jun 2023
It's that special time of the year, so unfurl your flag, secure your sex swing to a weight-bearing c...
Philosophers Watching Car Crashes with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 06 Jun 2023
The kids are finally in bed, the dishes have been washed, the clothes have been folded, and the dog ...
At a Taco Bell with Mario Lopez & O.J. Simpson with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 30 May 2023
The sky is a fiery auburn red as the sun sets over a bustling Taco Bell on La Cienega Blvd. Harried ...
An X-Rated X-Ray with Trixie and Cyborg Katya
Tue, 23 May 2023
We have the technology. We can make her better than she was. Better, stronger, faster. Follow Trix...
Bringing Back Early 2000's Gay with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 16 May 2023
For a brief, shining moment in the early aughts, every romantic comedy had a female protagonist with...
A Cup of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 8 Tea with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 09 May 2023
It's Drag Race All Stars Season 8 tea time! In preparation for the May 12th premiere, Trixie and Kat...
A Rumspringa Spring Break with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 02 May 2023
It's that time of year, you horse & buggy-riding, butter-churning, hat-and-bonnet-wearing queens! Pu...
A Ghost with a Goatee with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 25 Apr 2023
As darkness falls across the land, the midnight hour is close at hand. Creatures squirm and snore in...
Proper Posterior Grooming Techniques with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 18 Apr 2023
As you might imagine, ridding your bottom of pesky hair follicles is not just a laborious task, but ...
The Dock of Dreams with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 11 Apr 2023
When you're alone and life is making you lonely, you can always go to the Dock. When you've got that...
When You Need the Endurance to Persevere, It’s Trimix! with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 04 Apr 2023
Did you know that the average male lasts between 5 and 7 minutes when engaging in "fun-time" between...
Artificial Phallus Safety in the Shower & Beyond with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 21 Mar 2023
This episode of Bald is proudly brought to you by the National Bathroom Sex Toy Safety Council, remi...
Live in Chicago from the Historic Auditorium Theatre with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 07 Mar 2023
From the windy city famous for its decadent Deep-Dish Pizza, dill pickle-laden Chicago Dogs, and the...
Have a Smile for Breakfast and You’ll Be Pooping Joy by Lunch with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 21 Feb 2023
Open now in beautiful West Hollywood, CA, it's The Brians' Breakfast Shack! It's like the Love Shack...
The Intoxicating Power of Desire for Our 100th Episode with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 07 Feb 2023
On the brutal, kill-or-be-killed plains of the Serengeti, power is determined by sheer brute strengt...
Langoustes Avec Serviettes Assorties Avec Trixie et Katya
Tue, 24 Jan 2023
Next to the shimmering turquoise waters of the Côte d'Azur, on the picturesque beaches of Saint-Tro...
Freestyling From a Bathtub in the Desert with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 10 Jan 2023
Nestled amongst saguaro cacti like a majestic mirage in the arid sands of Palm Springs, we welcome y...
A Special Holiday Sale for Garbage B*tches Only with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 27 Dec 2022
As we make the annual trek back to our hometowns to visit family, consume desicated turkey, and meet...
Live in London at The Troxy with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 13 Dec 2022
A'lo, guv'nor! Grab a steaming cup of PG Tips, take your place in the queue, stuff your face with ba...
Trimming the Tree with Ropes of Milky Goodness with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 06 Dec 2022
A dusting of snow gently kisses the needles of a vividly green six-foot balsam fir, all alone in a s...
I Left My HVAC Heart in Florida with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 29 Nov 2022
Looking for a last minute gift? Go to https://establishedtitles.com/BALD and order a digital title ...
An American Turkey in Paris with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 22 Nov 2022
As the sun fades and day turns to dusk in Paris, the beautiful Champs-Élysées becomes a twinkling ...
Living It up for the Next Two Years Before It’s All Over with Natasha Leggero & Katya
Tue, 15 Nov 2022
The effervescent, enchanting, & ever-so-ebullient Natasha Leggero stops by the house to chat about h...
30 Ways to Use Lava to Incorporate a Boyfriend Into Your Toilet with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 01 Nov 2022
Behold, Tik Tok judgement day is nigh! As the soiled masses scroll through prosaic videos of cats, c...
Nothing Is More Terrifying Than Diane Lane Under the Tuscan Sun with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 25 Oct 2022
The fog has settled in, surrounding the dark soulless condo nestled amongst the broken dreams and sh...
We All Need a Necklace That Says “Winner” with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 18 Oct 2022
After two years of wearing easy cheese-stained sweatpants and that vintage Cher 'Do You Believe?' to...
Live at Just For Laughs Toronto with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 04 Oct 2022
Grab a piping hot mug of Tim Hortons, turn on the NHL, hide your Royal Canadian Mounted Police porn ...
A Beginner's Guide to Comic Books, Butt Stuff, & Homemade Limeade with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 20 Sep 2022
We here at Bald Headquarters would like to use this week's episode to introduce our listeners to the...
Hell Hath No Fury Like a Cockroach Scorned with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 06 Sep 2022
This sexy little minx was like nothing I'd ever seen before. Her legs, of which there were six, went...
Revisiting Glory Holes & Catsup with Jeff Maccubbin & Ron Hill
Tue, 23 Aug 2022
As summer comes to a sweaty, malodorous end and you attempt to enjoy a few solitary moments of seaso...
TikTok Monkeys Saved My Life with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 09 Aug 2022
The harvest moon shone bright in the Hollywood sky, illuminating the shattered dreams and stained ca...
What We Do in the Shadows is Back, Baby! Revisiting Our Chat with Harvey Guillén
Thu, 28 Jul 2022
To celebrate the premiere of Season 4 of What We Do in the Shadows, we're revisiting one of our favo...
Bald, Blue, Glowing-Dong Representation on TV with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 26 Jul 2022
MEN SEEKING MEN (Los Angeles Metro Area): Just watched HBO's 2019 series Watchmen. We are two fabulo...
Nobody's Snowballing in This Economy with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 12 Jul 2022
In a world where one's public image is everything, we here at Bald, LLC would like to propose a diff...
A Hot Masseuse Has Sex with Freddy Krueger with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 28 Jun 2022
Do you find yourself frequently having dreams about a burned, disfigured man wearing a dirty red-and...
Happy Pride! Make America Gape Again! with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 14 Jun 2022
Do you frequently experience an itching or burning sensation? Is discomfort in your posterior region...
A Heavy Pour & Three Oscillating Fans with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 31 May 2022
We here at Bald Headquarters, LLC are thrilled to announce our new collaboration with Fleügghendorf...
Eating Cheetos on the Floor of the Met Gala with Kelly Mantle and Katya
Tue, 17 May 2022
Actor, drag queen, comedian, & musician Kelly Mantle visits Katya in her dark layer of sewing and se...
Sun-Dried Hot Dog Legs with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 03 May 2022
Some of us have gams that appear as if they were sculpted by the gods themselves on the apex of Moun...
Live from the Moontower Comedy Festival with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 19 Apr 2022
To celebrate our 75th episode of the auditory smegma we call The Bald & The Beautiful, we were plann...
How to Properly Wash Your Genitals with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 05 Apr 2022
As the Trixie and Katya grand tour exits the green, moist forests of the Pacific Northwest and meand...
Revisiting the Art of Dating: "Fisting is the New Kissing" with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 29 Mar 2022
As the massive Trixie and Katya Tour starts its journey to a destination filled with tears, sweat, a...
The Face Giveth and the Face Taketh Away with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 22 Mar 2022
As the sun sets and twilight arrives, the ghosts of magic hour appear on the horizon. Your callused ...
Bald, Fat Silly Putty with Googly Eyes with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 08 Mar 2022
As the sun rises over a stark, barren desert landscape, you open stained hotel blinds and squint you...
Holding a Large Fish on Machu Picchu with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 22 Feb 2022
There are times in life when it seems as if the entire world is against you. Nothing is going right,...
A Coat-Hanger Encased in a Hot Dog with Trixie and Katya and Matthew
Tue, 08 Feb 2022
The steady advance of technology marches on, continuous and unceasing. In 1900, less than 10% of fam...
Gorgeous Devours Cute with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 25 Jan 2022
The low hum of The Macarena wafts into your one-bedroom apartment, the source of the 90s earworm a v...
Building a Fake Hospital in Your House with Alexis Stone
Tue, 11 Jan 2022
The sun is beginning to set behind a rusty white sign made of corrugated metal on top of a barren hi...
The RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 14 Premiere Extravaganza with Trixie and Katya
Wed, 05 Jan 2022
With the season 14 premiere of RuPaul's Drag Race only days away, Trixie and Katya take a stroll dow...
Perfect Don't Need No Polish with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 28 Dec 2021
As 2021 comes to a not-so-glorious close, let us reflect upon the things that matter most to us in a...
A 2014 Hyundai Elantra for Christmas with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 21 Dec 2021
'Twas four days before Christmas, and all through the club, not a single bear was stirring, not even...
Sniffin' for Coq Au Vin with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 14 Dec 2021
The fragrant garland has been lovingly hung, a faint scent of Douglas fir is carried on the breeze, ...
Little-Known Michelle Branch Facts with Michelle Branch
Tue, 07 Dec 2021
From music stardom as a teenager to a Grammy win with Santana to numerous appearances on TV and Film...
A Baby in an Asbestos Bag with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 30 Nov 2021
The city is silent. The streets are empty. As a grizzled gay ghoul sits alone in a dimly-lit apartme...
"If I'm Not Laughing, I'm Having Fun" with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 23 Nov 2021
As trees across the nation cease the production of chlorophyll and we celebrate the slow, agonizing ...
All Vampires are Queer with Harvey Guillén from What We Do in the Shadows
Tue, 16 Nov 2021
Close the sashes, draw the curtains, light some candles, and let's welcome the one, the only, Guille...
A Teeny Weeny Tot Foundation Donation with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 09 Nov 2021
As Trixie continues her convalescence in a rustic chalet in the heart of the Swiss Alps, Katya joins...
"Walking Dead Hotness" in a Hospital Gown with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 02 Nov 2021
Fresh off a semi-successful back-alley appendix surgery in the frigid Midwest, Trixie joins Katya to...
Beauty Tips, Bathroom Raccoons, & Talking Tumors with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 26 Oct 2021
This week's episode is a special occasion, you filthy animals. So trim your nose hair, shave your sh...
Revisiting the Comedic Genius of Macy Rodman
Tue, 19 Oct 2021
As Fall finally arrives and brings with it the deaths of millions upon millions of poor, innocent le...
Revisiting the Making of Jiz & the Filming of Jiz with Jeff Maccubbin
Tue, 12 Oct 2021
As the Bald & the Beautiful creative team engages in To-The-Death team-building exercises in a volca...
Revisiting the Bug-Eyed TikTok Bitch with Brittany Broski
Tue, 05 Oct 2021
As we plan a few forthcoming Bald projects to satiate you filthy heathens, we re-visit one of our fa...
Bathed in the Blood of Gratitude with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 28 Sep 2021
From rubber genitalia in a parking lot to refried bean-induced gastrointestinal distress to broom cl...
Fisting is the New Kissing with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 21 Sep 2021
Times, friends, they are a changin'. From a full-throated endorsement of the Cheesecake Factory's Sk...
Texas, Tennis, & Two Turntables and a Microphone with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 14 Sep 2021
From the reproductive F.U.B.A.R. that is Texas to the epic grunts and fiery topspin of female tennis...
Hell Hath No Fury Like Teenage Twitter with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 07 Sep 2021
From the lows of making an unfortunate calendar-based Twitter faux pas to the highs of a stupendous,...
Banned From Studio 54 with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 31 Aug 2021
Put some extra ice in that Arnold Palmer, unwrap a refreshing York Peppermint Patty, and crank up th...
Bottoms, Babies, & Blood Pressure with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 24 Aug 2021
If you're the type of person who enjoys a Nicolas Cage-style treasure hunt through the dark, seedy d...
Medals, Mortality, & Medical Sex Vibes with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 17 Aug 2021
It's time to pop open that Boku juice box you've been saving since the 1996 Summer Olympics and let ...
Glory Holes & Catsup with Jeff Maccubbin & Ron Hill
Tue, 10 Aug 2021
It's time to put on your fancy underwear and start chilling that box wine, because the co-editors of...
Taking an Octopus’ Agency with Patti Harrison & River Ramirez
Tue, 03 Aug 2021
Trixie and Katya are joined this week by none other than comedians, actors, and hosts of A Woman's S...
A Cherry-Poppin' Christmas with Macy Rodman
Tue, 27 Jul 2021
Grab a bucket of starburst and crack open a bottle of diet pop. This week, artist, singer, actor, an...
Believing in Milk & Cookies with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 20 Jul 2021
Whilst reclining in the frigid air of Trixie's expansive manse, Trixie and Katya wax poetic about th...
Ice Luges, Lit Cigarettes, & Non-Flushable Turds with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 13 Jul 2021
From a far-away land where fuchsia Starburst sprout from the rich, dark soil like weeds, Trixie and ...
Faux Bangs & Straight-Man Dungarees with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 06 Jul 2021
It was a day like any other in Southern California; the sun shining and birds singing whilst one que...
Dead Teeth & Golden Showers with Sarah Schauer
Tue, 29 Jun 2021
Have you ever wanted to hear a story about the perils of making out with hot strangers while having ...
Making Jiz & Filming Jiz with Jeff Maccubbin
Tue, 22 Jun 2021
Go grab a fresh VHS tape from the freezer because you're going to want to record this one and save i...
Inside Katya with Katya
Tue, 15 Jun 2021
Have you ever wondered what it's like within the nicotine-stained confines of Katya's grey matter? W...
The Niagara Falls of Vomit with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 08 Jun 2021
Grab a frosty beverage, find a comfy chair, and put on some of your special "nice" underwear. For to...
Hard Turds Only with Monét X Change
Tue, 01 Jun 2021
From deep in the wilds of the San Fernando Valley, two bald bastards have begun their Pride celebrat...
Revisiting our Very First Episode with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 25 May 2021
As Katya undergoes the world's first experimental belly button-bleaching surgery in the mountains of...
Chelsea Handler!
Tue, 18 May 2021
Today, the gods of show business saw fit to rain down upon the grizzled gay ghouls of the Bald and t...
A Cat Litter Retreat in Mexico with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 11 May 2021
Fresh off an insane trip to Mexico for the kitty litter party of all kitty litter parties, Katya reg...
Dreaming About Being a Sumo Wrestler with Katya & Katya's "Mom"
Tue, 04 May 2021
Part 2 of our special Mother's Day Bald and the Beautiful Extravaganza continues as we welcome Katya...
A Can of Beans in the Dishwasher with Trixie & Trixie's Mom
Tue, 27 Apr 2021
As part of our special Mother's Day Bald and the Beautiful Extravaganza, we are so excited to welcom...
Heaven is an Orange Julius with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 20 Apr 2021
From advice on locating your ferociously fierce inner diva to an erudite debate on the existence of ...
Bug-Eyed TikTok Bitch with Brittany Broski
Tue, 13 Apr 2021
The peerless, legendary, incomparable queen of TikTok, Brittany Broski (aka "Kombucha Girl"), joins ...
Please Meet My Fur Coat, Her Name is Darlene with Darian Darling
Tue, 06 Apr 2021
Today the girls are joined by the most-famous blonde about town, makeup-artist extraordinaire, and l...
Witch Goddess of the Woods with Pearl
Tue, 30 Mar 2021
From a mysterious cabin in the remote wilderness comes a guest with beauty credentials that are trul...
Fruit is Nature's Candy!
Tue, 23 Mar 2021
As we look out onto the gray skies and bleak landscape that herald the doldrums of winter, this week...
Big Tweaker Energy with Jamie Kennedy
Tue, 16 Mar 2021
From Scream to Romeo + Juliet to Bowfinger to Malibu's Most Wanted, this week's guest is an outright...
Let the Goode Times Roll with Gigi Goode
Tue, 09 Mar 2021
Trixie & Katya are joined this week by the runner-up in the twelfth season of RuPaul's Drag Race, th...
Trash Bags Full of Cash with Mrs. Kasha Davis
Tue, 02 Mar 2021
This week Trixie and Katya are joined by the infamous, inimitable star of Drag Race season 7, legen...
I'm Bread Pitt and This is Ghoulia Roberts
Tue, 23 Feb 2021
All aboard, folks. Our tour guides today will be Trixie and Katya. From teenage brides to Nick Nolte...
Cum Dump Millionaire with Priyanka
Tue, 16 Feb 2021
Straight from the Great White North, Trixie and Katya are joined by Canadian TV personality, drag qu...
When It's Appropriate to Shush Katie Couric with Gigi Gorgeous
Tue, 09 Feb 2021
Trixie and Katya are joined by Canadian YouTuber, socialite, actress, and model: the one-and-only Gi...
No Longer Homeless and Loving It with Miss Fame
Tue, 02 Feb 2021
Trixie and Katya are joined by the species-and-genre-defying Miss Fame, to talk about the futility o...
The Sound of Music with Frisbee Jenkins
Tue, 26 Jan 2021
Join Trixie and Katya as they discuss guest Sasha Belle's (aka Frisbee Jenkins) hot body, what's it ...
Hot in Many Circles
Tue, 19 Jan 2021
Join Trixie and Katya for an intimate conversation about circuit parties, society's obsession with w...
Sock Puppet with the Hand Pulled Out with Jackie Beat
Tue, 12 Jan 2021
Living legend and inventor of everything Jackie Beat joins Trixie and Katya to discuss the best ligh...
Alexis Thunderstorm 500 with Alaska Thunderf*ck
Tue, 05 Jan 2021
Alaska 5000 talks beauty icons, making catchy music, and finally realizing how beautiful she is whil...
The Price of Perfection with Violet Chachki
Tue, 29 Dec 2020
The legendary, incomparable, and flawless Violet Chachki talks spiraling from hanger, having an Atti...
Just Looking For JTT with Franz Szony
Tue, 22 Dec 2020
Photographer Franz Szony joins Trixie and Katya to delve into his surrealist portraits that mix glam...
A Cooler Full of Curry with Amy Doan
Tue, 15 Dec 2020
The ageless Amy “Shrinkle” Doan, founder of Sugarpill cosmetics, reminisces about starting an in...
A Pantsuit of Fur with Teddy Bear
Tue, 08 Dec 2020
Teddy Bear, "the hairiest dude in porn," drops by to chat about DIY adult content, embracing the fur...
The Nightmare Rock with Ashley Levy of The Blah Blah Blahs
Tue, 01 Dec 2020
Trixie and Katya are joined by Ashley Levy of The Blah Blah Blahs to discuss crystal-induced nightma...
A Dainty 6'2" with Bob the Drag Queen
Tue, 24 Nov 2020
Drag Race star Bob the Drag Queen joins Trixie and Katya, as they take a journey through presidentia...
The Lure of the Potent Dad Nut
Tue, 17 Nov 2020
From epic Midwestern Halloween tales to living room awards show presenters to the unparalleled magne...
Gym Peacocking on Taco Tuesday with Jaida Essence Hall & Heidi N Closet
Tue, 10 Nov 2020
Straight from the 12th season of RuPaul's Drag Race, this week we welcome Jaida Essence Hall & Heidi...
Deceptively Old at Arby's with Wesley Woods
Tue, 03 Nov 2020
Adult film star extraordinaire and producer Wesley Woods joins Trixie and Katya to talk about O.G. d...
Three Bald Men Deciding Who Looks More Like This Bald Man with David Silver
Tue, 27 Oct 2020
Moving Parts filmmaker and producer, David Silver (aka Trixie's boyfriend) comes onto the show to ta...
"Dirty Ted and Steffanie" with Kim Chi
Tue, 20 Oct 2020
Kim Chi joins Trixie and Katya to chat about how she built her own cosmetic empire, who she thinks i...
“Home Grown, Home Blown” with Fena Barbitall
Tue, 13 Oct 2020
Fena Barbitall joins Trixie and Katya to talk about her journey from doing drag at night and working...
Nosferatu Vibes
Tue, 06 Oct 2020
Welcome to The Bald and The Beautiful! Nothing's off-limits in this episode - from "neck down shower...
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo: Official Trailer
Mon, 21 Sep 2020
Coming October 6th! F*ggy Bald f**ks by day, wildly successful crossdressing bombshells by night. T...