With Love, The Balds with Trixie and Katya

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The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya 58 min 7 speakers 8 chapters transcribed
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Unknown Speaker 5 0:00
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Katya 0:37
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Katya 1:18
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Trixie 1:56
Well, what the fuck, bitch? Chili and Barbary. Wait a minute. Let's talk about the New York tradition. Wait, there's a New York tradition? At your home. Oh, no. Is it cunty? Is it cold? Are you proud to serve it? Well... They had to airlift an air conditioner on top of your building. It was harrowing.
Katya 2:23
But the man who did it, I think he is a star. You know how sometimes you see like Barbra Streisand on stage gets a standing ovation? Every night. Yeah. This man needs that kind of adulation. He deserves it. Would you be willing to throw neck? Yes! Throw neck for AC?
Trixie 2:38
Throw neck for AC of actually something.
Katya 2:40
I would crane my neck for AC. For the good AC. Baby, ground on me. Five-ton unit. I'm at the end. He had to go through the wires in somebody else's driveway. It was basically like Fast and the Furious, except not a lot of movement.
Unknown Speaker 3 3:07
15.
Trixie 3:07
Well, yeah, they did tell me. They do tell you. And then they make sure you're okay with it. And then they install it.
Unknown Speaker 5 3:11
But still.
Trixie 3:12
But I think on my building, they have roof access through the stairs. They didn't do a crane or anything. They just carried it.
Katya 3:20
They carried a five-ton unit?
Trixie 3:22
The blower? The blower?
Katya 3:25
The whole system. Yeah, they carried it. A five-ton? Oh, it must be a different kind of unit then. I don't know.
Trixie 3:30
It wasn't five ton. It's one individual unit for my condo.
Katya 3:33
Oh, like a little wall, like a little, hangs out the window?
Trixie 3:36
No, a central air unit. Oh. But they didn't, you know, it's crazy they had to drop it with the helicopter.
Katya 3:42
It was fucking, it was nerve wracking. But let me tell you about this place. So the, I am now fairly certain, 98% sure that in a previous life, I was the only serial killer. Because I am paying for it in this life. This house is unclean. I saw your story last night. What's going on? The only functioning bathroom now has become non-functional. There's a leak? A fierce one too.

What are the challenges of homeownership?

Katya 4:13
Like, I don't know how she materialized. I feel like she went through a wormhole because the floorboards are buckling. You're lying. I'm not lying. I'm like, he's like, hey, I want to show you something. I was like, something good? He's like, And he showed it to me and I was like, I was just in there three hours ago. I didn't notice that. It's just fierce. It's fierce. It's fierce.

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