The Queen Mary's Evacuee Jerk Game with Trixie and Katya
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What is the podcast's theme about The Queen Mary?
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They see me rolling. They see me rolling. They hate it. Do people know that song still? I hope so. Riding Dirty? Riding Dirty. Well, do they know about when I... Excuse me. Peanut Gallery. Penis Gallery. Yeah. When I take my thong off, my ass goes boop. Turn the lights down so you can see what I can do. Cut the lights on. Cut the lights on. She is... I love that. I love that expression. Cut the lights on. She's cunty. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I also love in that song gossip folks. She has this lyric about like, you know, people trying to talk about her and she says, step to me, get burnt like toast. Oh, love, love, pink, love, pink. Isn't it crazy that Thorgy has been revitalized from the ground? I'm just kidding. Her corpse has been exhumed.
I came back from break and everyone was like, love pink. And I was like, are, what i was like same i mean like we all you know we also revitalized pink now is selling those giant rubber bands pink has oh yes wait she's what she's selling those giant rubber bands to fling yourself around like flirty girl fitness swear to god like trx i'm kidding okay Do try this at home. Could you imagine? Local woman hung herself on accident from giant pink rubber band. Local woman crashes into barbecue on Memorial Day. Two towns over. The next time we do Trixie and Katya live, we have to do a pink section where we have a fake dummy of us flung.
The whole show is called Love Pink. Love comma pink. Love Pink. Wait, wait. We got to pour one out for the homie. What happened? David Lynch died.
Yeah. David Lynch, a tour filmmaker, head of his time, once in a lifetime, or I would say once in a century talent. Damn. Yeah. I've only seen one David Lynch item. That's okay. It was Eraserhead. Is that right? With chubby cheeks. I watched it in college. My roommate showed it to me freshman year, first week. The movie ended and I said, okay, we are different people. Okay, no, no. Don't know what I just saw. Eraserhead is a famously weird movie.
However, it's actually good. Like, I... I know about movies, okay?
What are the unique amenities offered at The Queen Mary?
I've seen the good ones, I've seen the bad ones, I've seen the weird ones, I've seen the regular ones. But have you seen Amelia Perez? You know what's good? This is the problem. The Grinch who stole my Christmas. Can I say before we rip into Amelia Perez, I just want to say the problem is you and I have gotten so accidentally famous that now when we talk about shit, something in the universe, we will run into those people. So if we shit on anybody in this movie or the plot of it or anything, if we shit on that wig, the wig person will show up next week at a gay bar and be like, you talked about me. Let me tell you who I'm going to shit on.
I will say this about Amelia Perez, which I have watched twice against my will. At this point. I watched it on Christmas. I know we've already talked about this. Watched it on Christmas. I could not believe how spectacularly bad it was. Not bad in a showgirls kind of campy bad way.
Bad in a boring bad way. Very boring. Very, very boring. Zoe Saldana, Carla, I forget her name, the trans actors.
They are all talented actors. Yes, they are. Of course they are. This movie is the biggest stinker in recent memory. Right.
Why is it a musical? We don't know. Well, didn't she say that it beat- Tunes. She has none. It beat Wicked for a Golden Globe for best musical. Now, I did not see Wicked. I didn't see Wicked. It's not my cup of tea. I would rather watch Wicked every day for the rest of my life than have to talk to Miss Amelia Perez again. Girl. It is so bad. I made you, I made you watch the CliffsNotes last night.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the podcast's theme about The Queen Mary?
0:00–2:54
2
What are the unique amenities offered at The Queen Mary?
2:54–8:50
3
How do Trixie and Katya discuss their experiences with celebrities?
8:50–40:00
4
What are their thoughts on the movie Amelia Perez?
40:00–45:37
5
How do Trixie and Katya feel about the musical aspect of Amelia Perez?
45:37–49:56