Meatball and the Forbidden Posterior Pickle

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How do Trixie and Meatball talk about hair loss, baldness, and changing hairlines?

Trixie Mattel 0:05
Welcome back to the Bald and the Beautiful. As usual, we have me and the full-time co-host of the Bald and the Beautiful Meatball. Hola! I'm back! And if you guys think that it was ever somebody else, that's it's the glitch in the matrix. It's been you the whole time. Yes. It's always been
Meatball 0:20
me.
Trixie Mattel 0:21
This is a p this is a photo of you.
Meatball 0:22
Yeah, and I look so good as a little white kid. You look so good.
Trixie Mattel 0:25
I'm wearing the same shirt. You kind of are. And honestly, this Bob, this women's 90s Bob.
Meatball 0:31
Girl.
Trixie Mattel 0:31
This this um this this Becky Connor hair.
Meatball 0:34
Thanksgiving cunt. I went looking Looking
Trixie Mattel 0:37
you looking at a nine year old picture and say it's giving cards.
Meatball 0:39
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I went looking for a little tiny Katya wig today and I could not find one. I went to Santee. Do you want a ball cap? I almost did that too, but I don't know how to apply it.
Trixie Mattel 0:48
We have 'em. Yeah, Roz put it on over her whole face. Roz pulled it over her chin and lips and talked through it like a crazy Yeah, okay. Have any of you seen a bald person before? Why do you think that being bald means our faces are contorted? I don't know. I'm sorry. You've never been bald.
Meatball 1:06
No, but I'm like, I'm getting there, I think. Me and Dipper talk about going to Turkey all the time. We've had this combo. I'm so sick of you faggots. Look, look, this is crazy.
Trixie Mattel 1:19
Oh no! Flew the chat. Oh no! Your wig cap flew the chat. I don't even know where
Bruno Satin 1:24
it went.
Trixie Mattel 1:25
Oh my god, it just flew away. Girl. I don't know. It's literally gone. Anyway, I think they got it. It's so great that you have so
Meatball 1:34
many pictures and and uh statues of me around here.
Trixie Mattel 1:37
Shut don't you think it's probably me. So why don't you tell everybody here how bald you are and I'll just sit here and listen. Okay.
Meatball 1:42
So right here I'm starting to lose a lot of hair. And then I thank you so much. And then recently I was in New Orleans, so I was taking a lot of photos with my friends and my mom decided to text me because I was sending her the pill just and she goes, Yeah, you really need to take some more of that monoxidil or whatever those pills you were on because she was coming for my baldness. But then I had to go, Well, if you would have rolled me over more when I was a baby, the back of my head wouldn't be flat. Now who's in charge? Who's in charge of the
Trixie Mattel 2:06
girls? I find it all my all my gay friends I think it's well, how old are you? Thirty five. So all my gay friends about our age are all starting to be like, my hairline. And I just sit there looking like Caillou. Like white little ball. Everyone's like, Don't you see it? It used to be here and now it's here. But I
Meatball 2:27
think it's di I mean, you kinda lucked out because you got to you chose to go bald super early. You chose
Trixie Mattel 2:33
because I said you're not gonna get me. Yeah. If we're gonna do it, we're gonna do it young and that way I just look the same forever. That was my plan. I don't know. I think
Meatball 2:40
it's a perfect plan. My dad is starting to lose a lot right here, but he will continue to maintain his ponytail. And I'm like, we gotta do one or the other. Like you could have the donut ring, but you can't have ponytail and ring.
Trixie Mattel 2:53
Because it's giving the the the from The Simpsons the comic book. Yes, it's giving
Meatball 2:57
comic book guy, it's giving like old hippie that smokes too much weed. For sure. Not willing to let go. This is well,
Trixie Mattel 3:02
you also
Meatball 3:03
Have a hairy body? Yes. So everything kind of goes. Hair
Trixie Mattel 3:06
here, hair here, hair, here.
Meatball 3:08
Well, when I was taking the madoxidyl, my shoulders got thicker. Like it you grow hair everywhere more. So everything got thicker and crazy. Your lower back. Wait, you don't have that much leg hair? It's not even that
Trixie Mattel 3:22
much hair. It's so
Meatball 3:24
thin and
Trixie Mattel 3:25
I know. It's thin and dark and wiry. I told my brother, my brother goes, Why is your lower back so h so hairy? I said, It's my welcome mat. Isn't that disgusting? No,
Meatball 3:32
I think that's beautiful.
Trixie Mattel 3:33
Listen, I gotta tell people who you are because even though you've been here, you've been on every type of Trixie media a thousand times.
Meatball 3:41
Bum bum.
Trixie Mattel 3:42
Unbald? Uh uh. Well, you know her from Queens Who Like to Watch. You know her from Fat Sut, you know her from Sloppy Seconds, you know her from my Halloween special last year.

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