Meatball and the Forbidden Posterior Pickle
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How do Trixie and Meatball talk about hair loss, baldness, and changing hairlines?
Welcome back to the Bald and the Beautiful. As usual, we have me and the full-time co-host of the Bald and the Beautiful Meatball. Hola! I'm back! And if you guys think that it was ever somebody else, that's it's the glitch in the matrix. It's been you the whole time. Yes. It's always been
me.
This is a p this is a photo of you.
Yeah, and I look so good as a little white kid. You look so good.
I'm wearing the same shirt. You kind of are. And honestly, this Bob, this women's 90s Bob.
Girl.
This this um this this Becky Connor hair.
Thanksgiving cunt. I went looking Looking
you looking at a nine year old picture and say it's giving cards.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I went looking for a little tiny Katya wig today and I could not find one. I went to Santee. Do you want a ball cap? I almost did that too, but I don't know how to apply it.
We have 'em. Yeah, Roz put it on over her whole face. Roz pulled it over her chin and lips and talked through it like a crazy Yeah, okay. Have any of you seen a bald person before? Why do you think that being bald means our faces are contorted? I don't know. I'm sorry. You've never been bald.
No, but I'm like, I'm getting there, I think. Me and Dipper talk about going to Turkey all the time. We've had this combo. I'm so sick of you faggots. Look, look, this is crazy.
Oh no! Flew the chat. Oh no! Your wig cap flew the chat. I don't even know where
it went.
Oh my god, it just flew away. Girl. I don't know. It's literally gone. Anyway, I think they got it. It's so great that you have so
many pictures and and uh statues of me around here.
Shut don't you think it's probably me. So why don't you tell everybody here how bald you are and I'll just sit here and listen. Okay.
So right here I'm starting to lose a lot of hair. And then I thank you so much. And then recently I was in New Orleans, so I was taking a lot of photos with my friends and my mom decided to text me because I was sending her the pill just and she goes, Yeah, you really need to take some more of that monoxidil or whatever those pills you were on because she was coming for my baldness. But then I had to go, Well, if you would have rolled me over more when I was a baby, the back of my head wouldn't be flat. Now who's in charge? Who's in charge of the
girls? I find it all my all my gay friends I think it's well, how old are you? Thirty five. So all my gay friends about our age are all starting to be like, my hairline. And I just sit there looking like Caillou. Like white little ball. Everyone's like, Don't you see it? It used to be here and now it's here. But I
think it's di I mean, you kinda lucked out because you got to you chose to go bald super early. You chose
because I said you're not gonna get me. Yeah. If we're gonna do it, we're gonna do it young and that way I just look the same forever. That was my plan. I don't know. I think
it's a perfect plan. My dad is starting to lose a lot right here, but he will continue to maintain his ponytail. And I'm like, we gotta do one or the other. Like you could have the donut ring, but you can't have ponytail and ring.
Because it's giving the the the from The Simpsons the comic book. Yes, it's giving
comic book guy, it's giving like old hippie that smokes too much weed. For sure. Not willing to let go. This is well,
you also
Have a hairy body? Yes. So everything kind of goes. Hair
here, hair here, hair, here.
Well, when I was taking the madoxidyl, my shoulders got thicker. Like it you grow hair everywhere more. So everything got thicker and crazy. Your lower back. Wait, you don't have that much leg hair? It's not even that
much hair. It's so
thin and
I know. It's thin and dark and wiry. I told my brother, my brother goes, Why is your lower back so h so hairy? I said, It's my welcome mat. Isn't that disgusting? No,
I think that's beautiful.
Listen, I gotta tell people who you are because even though you've been here, you've been on every type of Trixie media a thousand times.
Bum bum.
Unbald? Uh uh. Well, you know her from Queens Who Like to Watch. You know her from Fat Sut, you know her from Sloppy Seconds, you know her from my Halloween special last year.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
How do Trixie and Meatball talk about hair loss, baldness, and changing hairlines?
0:05–5:58
2
What outrageous pickle and hot-dog stunts happen at Meatball’s Fat Slut shows?
5:58–8:50
3
How do drag performers turn shocking stunts and fashion risks into art?
8:50–14:27
4
What are Meatball’s stories about drag, New York versus Los Angeles, and performing in Tokyo?
14:27–21:50
5
How does Meatball sell fart jars and manage independent drag merchandise?
21:50–28:53
6
What Boy Scout memories, badge ideas, and unusual childhood habits do the hosts share?
28:53–34:14
7
What do the hosts say about George Santos, eye-color surgery, and drag makeup?
34:14–42:03
8
How do drag performers discuss furry culture, motorcycle mishaps, and backstage boundaries?
42:03–55:12