From Hooves to Haute with Trixie and Katya

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What is the foot feminization service discussed in this episode?

Katya Zamolodchikova 0:00
We are very excited to announce that our very bald and very beautiful podcast tour is almost sold out for spring.
Trixie Mattel 0:06
I'm excited. We're not doing that many dates. And my New Year's resolution is quality over quantity.
Katya Zamolodchikova 0:11
And we're doing it. We're doing it. Can you believe we had to add a second show to Boston and Toronto? Queen. We sure did. So you f***ing Bostonians in Toronto in Torontites or whatever the f*** you call yourselves, you better get some tickets.

How do Trixie and Katya feel about their upcoming podcast tour?

Trixie Mattel 0:25
Yeah.
Katya Zamolodchikova 0:25
Snatch them up.
Trixie Mattel 0:26
We do have a few seats left for some of these cities and we are not doing that many of these this year. It's going to be hot. It's going to be exclusive. It's going to be fabulous. Tickets available now at TrixieandKati.com. Queen. A tu un cigarette?
Trixie Mattel 0:46
No, I'm at this weird weight where I feel unreasonably swollen and huge. But people have been saying nice things to me, so I'm trying to just understand that we are not reliable narrators about ourselves. People say when you... Trust people. I know we're not supposed to listen to people, but... How are we supposed to listen to ourselves?
Katya Zamolodchikova 1:04
Baby, no, no, no. No, it's the opposite. It's the opposite. Don't listen to people. I'm like, have you heard me?
Trixie Mattel 1:09
Yeah, I know what I say to myself.
Katya Zamolodchikova 1:10
It's like, I don't care what anybody says. You should. You should not care about what you say.
Trixie Mattel 1:14
Yeah.
Katya Zamolodchikova 1:14
It's like, I, yeah, no. I always felt like, I don't give a fuck what people say. Well, then you're a sociopath.
Trixie Mattel 1:20
Yeah. It's the, can I be vulnerable? Please. It's, it's, it's, it's been a, um, it's been a struggle time and I have been back to therapy twice a week. Ooh. It's a high risk environment. Let's get something prescribed. You need to be protected from yourself, from yourself.

What personal experiences do Trixie and Katya share about body image?

Trixie Mattel 1:43
Should we, uh, should we, um, shackle you to the chair? Have you seen that? Um, renal 911 clip?
Katya Zamolodchikova 1:48
Oh, I'm so sorry. So sorry. Oh God.
Trixie Mattel 1:50
You need to apologize. This is your camera? Yeah. You need to apologize. This is a video I never thought I would have to make. Except when you did this last... The time you chewed gum, you would have thought it was like Steve Harvey reading the wrong Miss Universe or whatever. No, no, no, no, no, no. It was like a gun went off in the universe. It was like... Where were you when the world stopped turning?
Katya Zamolodchikova 2:07
It was like that woman drove 90 miles an hour into the gas station and killed the little baby.
Trixie Mattel 2:11
And you did it on my birthday.
Yeah.
Katya Zamolodchikova 2:14
It's like when I came to your birthday party and then just lit everybody on fire. That was almost as bad as the gum. Yeah. Almost as bad. It's your birthday soon.
Trixie Mattel 2:27
What are you talking about? Yours is in the spring. It's about to be spring. What's the plan?
Katya Zamolodchikova 2:33
It ain't about to be spring. Yes, it is. It ain't even February. It ain't even February. We've got to get over that hump. Once we get over the February hump, then we'll talk in March.
Trixie Mattel 2:40
Well, the day after your birthday, we're starting on my birthday. Okay.
Katya Zamolodchikova 2:44
Well, I mean, yeah. It's basically the years divided into my birthday and your birthday.
Trixie Mattel 2:49
I've completely changed feelings about becoming an adult and people who say, I don't like to make a big deal about birthday. Birthdays don't matter. I'm sorry, bitch. Does your life matter? You're alive. Yes. However. Tell that to the people who didn't reach 36.

What insights do they provide about mental health and therapy?

Trixie Mattel 3:04
Tell them it doesn't matter.
Katya Zamolodchikova 3:05
Thank you. Go into the grave. Get the Long Island medium.
Trixie Mattel 3:09
Why is she dead? Oh, she's talking to the people in the grave. She drowned.
Katya Zamolodchikova 3:12
Does that make sense?
Trixie Mattel 3:14
I would love to get the Long Island medium, the Hollywood medium. And the extra large medium.
Katya Zamolodchikova 3:20
Ross Matthews. Extra large medium charge.
Yes.
Katya Zamolodchikova 3:23
I want Sylvia Brown and Tyler Henry in the same room. Oh, my God. Agreed. Freak off. Tyler, you love who you love. It's like, he drowned. Well, actually, he lives in Reseda. Well, he will drown.
Trixie Mattel 3:38
Right. Is it raining in Reseda? Have you talked to him today? He drowned. Does that make sense? He drowned. Does that make sense?
Katya Zamolodchikova 3:45
Incredible.
Trixie Mattel 3:46
Incredible.

How do Trixie and Katya discuss the impact of social media on self-perception?

Trixie Mattel 3:46
Let me tell you, I have a hard time telling you this. He's not your father.
Yeah.
Trixie Mattel 3:49
And he's going to drown. But you love who you love.
Katya Zamolodchikova 3:51
She said that like. It doesn't matter.
Trixie Mattel 3:53
A PFLAG mom.
Katya Zamolodchikova 3:54
You love who you love.

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