This One Goes Out to All the Buttholes with Trixie and Katya
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Oh, I have to talk to you about something. I have. Let's talk about it later. I have entered a vicious. So I wasn't drinking for probably a month. I got to check my teeth. I wasn't drinking for like one or two months. And I just was getting wild and starting again. And it's created a vicious cycle of having one or two drinks and ordering a thin crust pizza from Domino's.
You got to get into better pizza.
Thin crust Domino's with just cheese.
I know, who are you talking to?
And it gives me either diarrhea or completely stopped up. There is no middle. And it's a surprise every time. Okay. Will I shit my brains out or not do it for a week? Can we just get something else out of the way? Why? I did have rectal surgery and we didn't talk about it on the pod.
Does anyone want to hear about it? If not now, when?
How does Trixie navigate her recent health issues?
Did we really talk about it? Nick just started shaking his head. It doesn't matter if we have already discussed it. We're going to discuss it once again. Okay. Yeah. Ad nauseum, in fact. Is it too much? I don't think it's enough. Please continue. Okay. I want to hear more about your busted up behind.
I had to get a surgery. On your where? On my butt. On your butt. Because my pelvic floor dysfunction has gotten so bad that I was having all those problems peeing and all those problems pooping.
But to be quite specific, so she'd be in her car or her boyfriend's car and she would just shit or piss. That's not true. That didn't happen. Well, then why did you have to go to the public floor doctor? I thought it was because you were spontaneously pissing and shitting yourself. No. In public. Locked. So you weren't able to.
Things were getting locked. Locked. I was peeing 20 times a day, a tablespoon at a time. Ew. It was awful. Why a tablespoon? My body was retaining urine. All of the muscles in this area have been so tense from the panic and anxiety that nothing is flowing. Damn. Okay? Okay. Okay. Queen. So finally, I just, I don't even know. You know what? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. If I can't tell these people about this, if I can't demystify the stigma surrounding rectal surgeries, then I'm not doing the stigma.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–2:49
2
How does Trixie navigate her recent health issues?
2:49–4:31
3
What humorous anecdotes do they share about food and dining?
4:31–7:04
4
How do Trixie and Katya discuss their experiences with alcohol?
7:04–10:06
5
What insights do they provide about anxiety and mental health?
10:06–11:53
6
How do they approach the topic of drag performances?
11:53–15:00
7
What are their thoughts on recent pop culture events?
15:00–17:06
8
What closing remarks do Trixie and Katya make for their listeners?
17:06–1:07:42