We Finally Explain Art

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The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya 48 min 2 speakers 7 chapters transcribed 1 month ago
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What quirky observations do the hosts share about shoes and fashion at the start?

Trixie Mattel 0:05
We were just talking, I don't know. Oh, we're just talking about funny videos. Excuse you, quiet on the set. She will keep you here till four. I will keep you you will keep me here till four. I have a nil appointment. Do you think these shoes are corny? No. I feel other people wear them always like that's so fun and simple and cute. And then when I wear them I look like my grandma. What about my Herman Munster edition? Well, those are kind of fun. Where are those from? Oh, this the the shoe store down the street. Wow. The Snacketerium. The Snacketerium. Those are really pretty fun. So there's okay,
Katya Zamolodchikova 0:40
fun. There's uh I went I went to a store to buy these shoes and the the really cool oh God this guy is so cool. Love this guy. What's so cool about him? Okay, let me tell ya.
Trixie Mattel 1:01
What what what what brings the coolness? There we go. I like the yellow one. I do too. Do you ever have sugar free?
Katya Zamolodchikova 1:09
No.

How does the conversation shift to describing the “Snacketerium” and its vibe?

Katya Zamolodchikova 1:10
I went in the store and I bought these shoes and he just told me Queen Latifa was just there. Oh. And then uh this guy was just great. His name is Jay. He's just so cool looking. He's just what store? Uh it's called Politics. Oh and um was so nice, so helpful, very young, just I mean, devastatingly handsome. And then just like dressed all cool, not wearing those giant, huge. Fucking windy baggy pants that are so on trend right now, which I appreciated. He was uh the last time I saw him, I believe he was wearing some kind of skinny
Trixie Mattel 1:43
pant.
Katya Zamolodchikova 1:44
Do
Trixie Mattel 1:44
you like skinny pants? Ah it does depend. If I wear my little thin um my little pencil slim jean, I feel like it's like Millennial f it cringe.
Unknown 1:58
Yeah,
Trixie Mattel 1:58
yeah.
Unknown 1:58
You're cringe. You don't know what time it is. What are you three years ago, called, they want their fucking fities painted on pants back, you loser kill yourself.
Trixie Mattel 2:10
But also I feel like if I bought like a lovely wide-leg Jinko, they'd be like, What are you trying to be young? Yeah, old ball fit, you should So now instead of clothes, I'll just take a kind of a large bath towel and wrap it around myself and I'll just wear that places. So that way people know I'm kind of opting out. Yeah, and you're out of the shower. It's like one of people who don't have social media. I don't have clothes. No, yeah. I mean le
Katya Zamolodchikova 2:30
if we know one thing about Trixie, is that she's always running out of running out of
Trixie Mattel 2:32
the house at 5 a.m. with wet hair. I am. This is a secondhand shirt. Isn't this bird shirt great? It's grey. And it's And then this is a old Trixie bucket hat. Bucket hat. I wear it in the pool a lot. It's it's uh terry cloth. Does it make you think that I'm kinda like Malibu's most wanted Jimmy Kennedy? It makes me feel that you're not going to be able to do it.

What story do they tell about meeting the cool store employee named Jay?

Trixie Mattel 2:55
W it makes me feel you're a fun and whimsical, full of whimsy. People love whimsy. Oh my god, that TikTok audio that's like, y'all need whimsy. I agree. That's that's how I felt when I walked into your party and I don't know if people were dressed up. I was like, Where's the whimsy? But I think it's because a lot of people there want to fuck you. So they're like, I'm gonna wear my sexy clothes because she'll see me and we'll fall in love. But I was like, uh the theme is Italy and Christmas. Where's the Where's
Katya Zamolodchikova 3:16
Where's the Christmas cookie?
Trixie Mattel 3:17
Where's the
Katya Zamolodchikova 3:18
Where's the Christmas cookie? Where's the leaning tower of Pisa?
Trixie Mattel 3:22
Where's the nookie? Wait, did I tell you about the level of drinking that happened to me? I talked about this at the Wiltern show. But by the way, lack of air conditioning, shout out to the Wiltern. We'll never be back. Well, you know never be back. You know what's
Katya Zamolodchikova 3:37
always a rap when you see the plaque outside that says this is a historic building. That means there's no plumbing or air conditioning.
Trixie Mattel 3:43
They were like, Oh, uh you know, agents and managers and stuff were there. It's like I was like, Bring them in here. Bring 'em all in here. Wrap a terry cloth, throw around them, put an Afghan around them, warm them up. Yeah, where's the wool? Yeah where's the heavy wool? It was Where are the
Katya Zamolodchikova 3:56
scratchy heavy wool sweaters up to the up to the chin?
Trixie Mattel 3:59
And Fina, again, great bringing me down to reality. Fina comes in and goes, Oh, Kati's room is just ice is an ice box and then leaves, close the door behind her.

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