The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Huffin' at Macca's with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 18 Mar 2025
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Hello to the Swedish people. It is me, your local leader and hometown girl, Drixie Mattel, all the way from Stockholm, Sweden. Hello.
When I land in Sweden, there was a gay guy there last time who came up and said, welcome home and gave me a hug. We are coming over to Miss Norwegian Boots. We are. I love it there. You guys are so- You are good. You're going to be the level of out of pocket. Never seen a pocket. But you know what? I don't know. I don't know. I'm happy to come. Stockholm is so beautiful.
It is.
They're really yanking it off. And Oslo is so beautiful. They're really yanking it off. We're going to be at the Circus in Stockholm, Sweden on Wednesday, July 2nd. And at Concerthaus in Oslo, Norway on July 3rd. Artist presale is Wednesday, March 19th at 10 a.m. local. Code bald for that. And then venue presale Thursday, 20th March at 10 a.m. local. General on sale Friday, 21 March at 10 a.m.
local. I said that weird, but you got the info. Yes, please. We're American and we've been really enjoying our time leaving the country. So thank you for having us.
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Chapter 2: What are the highlights of Trixie and Katya's tour in Australia?
Or D, maybe you don't want to die of emphysema, ho. I know. Can I tell, if I could be vulnerable, I'm sure my mom won't mind me sharing this. My mom smoked off and on her whole life. She has emphysema. It's not a party. I could get it. Absolutely. It could be, I could have lung cancer right now. You know what I mean? Kathy Griffin got lung cancer and had never been smoked in her life.
So if it can happen to somebody who doesn't smoke, it can really happen to you. If you, you know what I mean? Of course. I know. It's like, I mean, I'm obviously many types of cancer are treatable and they're surviving, you know? Yeah. But, but no, it's, I'm actually really, I'm not even proud of myself. I'm kind of in shock. I'm in shock.
Because I was like, I got all this stuff today and I was like, I was a perfect opportunity to smoke. I had just had lunch and it was the time, the prime time to smoke. And I just didn't go outside and do it. I just walked in here today and didn't I say, where is she? Is she smoking? And they said, no, she's over there. I haven't. It's bizarre. But you know what?
On Trixie Catcher Live, you would hang out the window and smoke until the overture started. In between numbers, right after Hey Sexy, sweating. God's perfect breathing system. Yeah. During COVID, you inside with the air conditioner smoking in the house. That part. That's sick. That is Grizzly Adams. You know what else is different this time?
Because I've seen you quit probably five times since Drag Race Season 7. You'll quit. That one time you quit for eight months. Remember? Mm-hmm. This time, before when you've quit, it's been a consuming thought. Exactly. Every time I see you're like pissed, trying to quit smoking, pissed off. Peace, I have none. Right. This time I wouldn't have known because it's not like a prevailing thought.
I'm not... It started with Ubers. Like there was three days in a row where I was like not driving and I was had to get Ubers like so many in a day. And then it occurred to me like I was like, oh, I think it's really disrespectful to get into this guy's Mercedes Benz smelling like a fucking lit cigarette. Only in L.A. You're getting in people's luxury Ubers. Oh, yeah.
People here drive like Cadillac Ubers. I know. I take them. Yeah, they're fierce and sometimes they're just as cheap as comfort. Yeah, boopy. Okay, but so there's that and it's I it's cool What is but I get it? This is corny to I David Lynch dying really kind of like put a bug in my ear Did he die of edema? He probably don't smoke as much as you did. He was the smoker. He was the capital smoker.
He smoked American spirit yellows like they were going out of style. Yeah, but you're like that woman from Beetlejuice with the neck. Juno. Juno, your caseworker. Yes. Totally. And I don't want to be like her, Miss Monstro Eliza Suey in the corner. Oh, I know. You know, because that's going to be my insides. Well, you know, when you stop smoking, a lot of the damage, this is proven, can rewind.
Yes. And it's amazing how— For you, it's going to take more than a couple days. I know. But food tastes better. Food? It affects the way food tastes wildly. See, that's where my fat ass would draw the line. Because, oh my God, it's crazy. And if you don't have a cigarette for a week, let's say, and then you smoke, that cigarette tastes like boo-boo nasty. And you're like, why do I do this? Really?
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