The Bald and the Breakfast with Trixie and Katya
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What exciting news do Trixie and Katya share about their podcast tour?
We are very excited to announce that our very bald and very beautiful podcast tour is almost sold out for spring. I'm excited. We're not doing that many dates. And my New Year's resolution is quality over quantity. And we're doing it. We're doing it. Can you believe we had to add a second show to Boston and Toronto? Queen. We sure did. So you f***ing Bostonians in Toronto in Torontites or whatever the f*** you call yourselves, you better get some tickets. Yeah. Snatch them up. We do have a few seats left for some of these cities and we are not doing that many of these this year. It's going to be hot. It's going to be exclusive. It's going to be fabulous. Tickets available now at TrixieandKati.com. Queen. A tu un cigarette?
This is what kind of horrible person I am. My poor boyfriend has been sick the last few days and I was sick last week. And when I'm sick, I'm like, I think everybody should call into work and take care of me. Right. Last night, him at 4 a.m. up sick in the bathroom. Like, shut up. I almost sat up and said, I think it's a little much. You keep it down or at least barricade the door. Go to the forest. Go down. Get a hotel. What are you doing? This is crazy. My God. Sick. Being sick sucks. I mean, I know that goes without saying. Yeah. Hi, listeners. Hi. Welcome back. Hi. This is 254 maybe? Yeah.
Yeah.
How do Trixie and Katya handle being sick and their experiences with illness?
53. I have to have a surgery tomorrow. And they called me today. And if you ever had a surgery the day before, they'd be calling you, telling you all this extra information. Don't drink this. Don't eat this. Now I'm like a mogwai. Don't feed me after midnight. Don't nothing. And then tomorrow, 8 in the morning, surgery. Butthole cut open. It's always early like that. I'm telling you, I think these surgeons are up at 3 a.m. No, they roll out of bed. They just get in their beamer and they speed to the hospital. Don't brush their teeth or anything. They just scrub up and let her rip. Have you ever been put under? Oh, yeah. I have extreme anxiety about being put under. Really? But then when you are put under, it's nothing.
It's a non-event. You remember none of it. But everything leading up to it, I'm like super anxious. What are you anxious about? I guess lack of control. I don't know. Okay. It's interesting because I'm the opposite. The lack of control makes me nervous. Like a lack of control is like, well, I can't do anything. You know what I mean? You're right. Like, you know, like if I, if I died, I wouldn't even know how there's no pain.
What insights do Trixie and Katya provide about preparing for surgery?
There's no, you don't even remember when you like, you know, it's, I love that. Well, you know what's awful? What? I was on the phone talking to somebody about it, and they said, well, I think they just Michael Jackson you. And I don't think we should call putting someone under to Michael Jack, but I know what she means, Propathal or whatever. I was like, we can't be, that's not going to be in medical textbooks. No, because also it's a little ambiguous about what exactly. Oh, I didn't think about that. Yeah. Oh, they put one glove on you and they make you sing. Or they bring out a monkey. You marry Lucy Marie Presley. That's what you do.
Stupid.
You dangle a baby. You ride a carousel in your backyard. Yeah. You're literally unconscious on a Ferris wheel dangling a baby. Yeah. Yeah. Gosh. Yeah. No, no. Gosh. We're not doing that. But general anesthesia is cunty. Yeah. Because it's, you know. Can I call you tomorrow if I survive? No. Okay. Yeah. I would like to call you because you might not remember. I don't have my affairs in order. How many affairs are you having? Many, many affairs, and I have to get them all in order, okay? That was funny. Very funny. That was like an affair having an affair. Oh, speaking of, did you keep watching All's Fair? You know. All's Affair? All's Fair. You were so gung-ho on that pussy monologue, and then what? No, no, no.
What are Trixie and Katya's thoughts on the importance of breakfast?
I wasn't. Let me clarify. I wasn't gung-ho. I was flabbergasted. I was gooped. I was shocked, betrayed. I was surprised, and I was titillated. Well, titillate is a stretch. But the show, yeah, I know. But I know you're going to swing in on that new beauty show, The Beauty.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What exciting news do Trixie and Katya share about their podcast tour?
0:00–1:24
2
How do Trixie and Katya handle being sick and their experiences with illness?
1:24–2:30
3
What insights do Trixie and Katya provide about preparing for surgery?
2:30–3:50
4
What are Trixie and Katya's thoughts on the importance of breakfast?
3:50–5:48
5
How do Trixie and Katya discuss their experiences with coffee and caffeine?
5:48–7:06
6
What humorous anecdotes do Trixie and Katya share about their recent adventures?
7:06–9:20
7
What do Trixie and Katya think about the impact of reality TV on their lives?
9:20–10:35
8
How do Trixie and Katya reflect on their favorite moments from Drag Race?
10:35–55:03