Chapter 1: Who are the executive producers of The Kelly Mantle Show?
Hi, it's Trixie. I just want to get on the pod and let you all know that Kat and I are executive producers of a hot and sexy new podcast, The Kelly Mantle Show, starring, you guessed it, Kelly Marie Mantle. You guys, we love Kelly. We've toured the world with Kelly. Kelly is the funniest, the prettiest, the smartest. And also in the best ways, the dumbest.
She really has just been everywhere, done everything, knows everybody. And she is like completely humble and loves to make fun of herself and learn about the world. But like I said, she is gorgeous and stupid as well. So please enjoy that. We got approached about being EPs for her pod and it was an obvious yes because we love her.
And to celebrate, we thought we'd share the premiere episode of The Kelly Mantle Show featuring the highly functioning Tammy Brown. Please enjoy.
Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle. Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle. Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle. And this is the Kelly Mantle Show. Won't you come inside the Kelly Mantle studio? Do you know I never know where I am, even though I always end up where I'm supposed to be? Isn't that extraordinary? To me, time is timeless. Space is spaceless. And age and numbers and years are just fears inching towards our death.
After all, that's the only thing we all have in common is death. You know, we all get along at stop signs and stop lights, allowing each other to move according to law. Regardless of our beliefs, why can't we apply that to the real world? Isn't it wonderful? The world is ending and here we are pretending that everything's going to be just fine in these trumptuous times. And I'm okay with that.
Because I subscribe to Delusion. It's an app on my phone connected to my Venmo. And I won't mind if you tip me at Kelly Mantle. I'll use it for trips to Nice and the Isle of Grease. Charity. After all, what can you get a woman who has everything she's ever dreamed of? A gorgeous husband, an Oscars consideration, an episode of RuPaul's Drag Race. A podcast. Of course. You get her a podcast.
What more could she ask for? She was dreaming like a Texan girl. A girl who thinks she has the right to everything. A girl who thinks she should have something extreme. So I have a podcast. Won't you join me? We are like totally podcasting. Doesn't it look like so profesh? I feel like we should be like on the 10 o'clock news. 10 o'clock news. LGBT LA news at 10. I'm your hostess.
Or they don't call them hostesses, do they? Why not? News correspondents. You will call them hostess if you feel like it. And you would be the weather girl. I can totally see Tammy Brown being the meteorologist.
It's raining men.
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Chapter 2: What can listeners expect from The Kelly Mantle Show?
Tinky Stocking, they called him. What happened? Tinky Stocking. What even happened?
I just remember calling him and saying, if you don't give her her shit back, I'm going to like. His name was Tinky Stocking.
Tinky Stocking? Yes. Tinky Stockings or something like that. That was his name? Tinky Stockings. No.
What were you doing with a boy named Tinky Stalking?
Well, I met him in one of those big cities here in the United States of the Americas. And Chicago, to be a matter of fact.
And his name was Tinky Stalking?
In August in Chicago.
What happened?
And I met him, and then I invited him over to come and do some stuff. And then he started playing some game, you know?
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