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I'm in my boudoir. Hardly a stitch of clothing on me. Gross. Body is wet. Dripping. I'm worried about the floor. Wet from bottles. I'm click clack and I carry Bradshaw on the computer and I notice... It's not on. It's not on.
It's dead for years. It's a keyboard that's not attached to her. A keyboard that's taped to a typewriter. And it's not paper.
It's toilet paper fed through.
And you just keep writing. And I noticed something that seems a little suspicious. perhaps even fraudulent. So I go, I click like, I don't recognize this transaction. We do a little, we flag her. We flag her. And then not 12 minutes later, I get a phone call from Bank of America. And they say, there is some fraudulent activity on your account. We just want to make sure that these transactions were. Oh, shit. So she puts me on hold. Quite a while, actually. Kind of a bitch move. No hold music, I notice. You might be being robbed. This is very urgent. Can you hold? Yeah, hold. Would you mind holding? What was the hold song? Marvin, there was none. That was the first flag. No Michael Buble. There's that one really sexy one that's like...
What about some soft jazz? Where's my music? Right. Where's the sacks? Where's the, where's the like a magic 106.7. Where's the, where's the Michael Bolton? Where's the, how can we be lovers if we can't be friends, non-vocal arrangement, you know, none of that. And then she comes back. She's asking me some more questions. She mentioned, she mentions a transaction that's very large that I don't recognize. I said, Oh, that's definitely not me. It's the 500 something. I was like, Oh, that's absolutely fraudulent. There's no way. Puts me on hold again. And then she's like, can you verify the last four of your social? I do that. And then can you verify that it's from the last four of the account number?
And then I said something I don't remember. And she's like, and then you're pinned for that number. And I was like, oh, Mary. Oh, Mary Louise. They almost got you. Mary Louise, they were this close. Third hold. Girl. Third hold. They put me on hold three times. They almost got me. And I was like, I was not born yesterday. I was born three days ago. Right. I have been scammed and I will be scammed again. Yeah. But not on this day.
Hell yeah.
Mary should try to get me.
Spectrum almost got me. What? Spectrum almost got me. The same thing. Well, fake Spectrum. Fake Spectrum almost got me. Spectrum. Spectrum. They almost got me up to the point where they were asking for pins to cards and I went, Yeah. Nobody will ever ask you for a pin. I consider myself very tech savvy. Yeah. For me to come this close to giving that pin away, I was like, grandma and grandpa are eating out of house and home. Sweetie, they're- Grandma and grandpa have been- They're on the street. Their body's been buried.
They're on the- They're gone. Thank you.
They're six feet under.
They're gone.
Thank you very much. Several men have had the way with the dead body by now from your grandma.
Grandma has been munged to her death. Yeah. It's a wrap on Ms. Grandma. And I can't believe they almost got me because I was, and I'm like, ugh. And I, this is what, this is actually what I, this is the, where it turned. I said, um, because she put me on hold like three times, I was like, can I have, uh, what is your name? Amber. She said, nobody's name, Amber. And, um, and I, and I said, can I have your direct line just in case we get disconnected? And she said, oh no, no, you can just call. Um, if you call the customer service line, um, you can, uh, she, she wouldn't give me her number. Right. So I was like, okay, something's up. Something's up with that. And then she asked me for my pin. I said, Amber, you go fuck yourself.
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