The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Episodes
The Official "The Dolls are the Dolls Fan Club!" with Trixie and Katya
13 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Do you love Trixie and Katya with all your heart? Would you like to find a club of other humans who share your affinity for these two remarkable queen...
Coitus With a Waffle with Trixie and Katya
06 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As the morning sunshine warms my bare bottom and my feet feel the cool chill of the kitchen tile, I reach into the freezer. A blast of cold air greets...
Higher Than Giraffe Genitalia with Dulcé Sloan and Trixie
30 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Please prepare your mind, body, and soul for Trixie's delightful chat with stand-up comedian, actress, makeup mogul, and Daily Show correspondent; the...
Christmas Dinner at Judi Dench's House with Bianca Del Rio and Katya
23 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
'Twas the night before Christmas, and the house was filled with holly berry stench. Bianca Del Rio was headed to Surrey, to have dinner with Dame Judi...
Circling Back for a Touch-Base to Close the Loop on the Deliverables with Trixie and Katya
16 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hi, Deborah. Thanks so much for taking the time to have a one-on-one with me this morning. I know that 8am Zooms can be logistically difficult, but Sh...
This Episode Produced & Directed by Simone Biles with Bob the Drag Queen and Katya
09 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As the world prepares for the beauty, grace, and raw athleticism of the 2024 Summer Olympics in Paris, we are so proud to have had the honor of workin...
The Sorta New Year's Episode? with Trixie and Katya
02 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Is this an extra-special quasi-Holiday/New-Year's episode where Trixie and Katya talk about decorating a tree? Perhaps. Is this an episode where they ...
Soaring Like a Fabulous Bald Eagle with Trixie and Katya
26 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There are no endings, Baldies. Just events that precede a new beginning. As we rapidly approach the conclusion of 2023, let us close our cold, darkene...
The Darkest Night of the Soul with Trixie and Katya
19 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As the days grow shorter and the nights longer, may all of us in the Northern Hemisphere prepare ourselves for December 21st. It is the day we commemo...
It's a Tumescent Holiday Miracle! with Trixie and Katya
12 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As the holiday season rapidly ascends to the apex of yuletide cheer, you may find yourself experiencing a warm, tingly sensation deep within your abdo...
Peri-Care for Your Derrière with Trixie and Katya
05 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As part of our ongoing Public Service Announcement Series here at Bald, LLC, this week we'd like to focus on proper perineal care. If you didn't alrea...
Live & Leather Clad in New Orleans with Trixie and Katya
28 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
From the land of jazz, gumbo, public drunkenness, and second lines at Delta's baggage claim, Trixie and Katya bring you an auditory experience of such...
Kathy Griffin & Her Triumphant Journey From the D-List to the PTSD-List with Trixie
21 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian, actress, host, Emmy Award-winner, and absolute fu**ing legend Kathy Griffin stops by the Bald studio to chat with Trixie about My Life on th...
A Dazzling Woodland Sprite Dinner Party for Forest Faeries with Trixie and Katya
14 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What better time of year to entertain your friends and throw a mesmerizing Fall fête than the week after we turn back those George Nelson Mid-century...
Listening to Swedish Acid Jazz in a Spaceship at Dusk on April 2, 1971 with Trixie and Katya
07 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If you're into listening to German Vaporwave while crying about the mean things Brad said in a note to your best friend Allison in Biology class as yo...
Boopity Boop in Your Doopity Doop with Trixie and Katya
31 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As we reach the zenith of Spooky Season tonight, we must keep you apprised of a new horror recently birthed unto the world. It is an abomination so an...
The Price of Yoni Eggs is Finally Falling with Trixie and Katya
24 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We here at BALD, LLC would like to extend our deepest sympathies for the pitiful state of your pelvic floor. Just as maintenance of our sphincters is ...
From the Equator to Your Posterior with Trixie and Katya
17 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This single-origin, unapologetically bold (and bald) podcast goes down smooth with white chocolate undertones and lusciously complex flavors. Brimming...
The Majesty of Live Theatre with Trixie and Katya
10 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If you count yourself amongst the lucky few who have attended a live theater performance, you fully understand that tingly feeling you get inside as t...
We Accept the Love We Think We Deserve with Trixie and Katya
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As the great 19th century poet Silas T. Shinckenpoople once said, "To love is nothing. To be loved is something. But to both love and be loved? That i...
Theme Park Phobias & Home Decor Tips with Brittany Broski and Trixie
26 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone's favorite human Brittany Broski joins Trixie for a heart-to-heart about irrational fears of yetis, the natural beauty of Marty Feldman, and ...
Steam Room Karens & Pickle Juice Nightcaps with Justin Martindale and Trixie
19 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian, writer, actor, and host of the podcast Just Sayin', Justin Martindale, joins Trixie for an extraordinarily engaging chat about the perils of...
You Must Be This Tall to Ride Bald Mountain with Trixie and Katya
12 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to southern California's best-kept gay amusement park secret, Bald Mountain. Please keep your hands, arms, legs, and other anatomical protrusi...
Lost In Scott's Eyes with Trixie and Katya
05 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hi Scott. Thanks so much for coming into the office today. Would you mind sitting down? Great. It's rather hot in here, don't you think, Scott? That s...
The Exceptionally Erudite Courtney Act (Part 2) with Katya
29 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If you've been waiting with bated breath for Part 2 of the epically excellent interview with Australia's best export Courtney Act, you can finally bre...
The Eminently Effervescent Courtney Act (Part 1) with Katya
22 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Katya welcomes the ever-so-engaging Courtney Act to the pod for part 1 of a lengthy conversation about the beauty of braces, the positivity of pool-da...
The 7 Disks of Spinning Energy Inside You with Trixie and Katya
15 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As you slowly open your eyes to face yet another day in this wild, godforsaken world of ours, please remember to take good care of the 7 disks of spin...
A Luxurious Stay at North Hollywood's Famous Shateau Marmont! with Trixie and Katya
08 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You and a companion will enjoy an opulent round-trip coach flight to sunny Los Angeles, featuring spacious seating and a delectable in-flight dining e...
Twirlina Marie Poukette feat. Drinklina Turlington with Trixie and Katya
01 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this corner, wearing pink, weighing in at a stunning 62 lbs, the reigning BYOB World Featherweight Cosmetics Mogul Champion, the undefeated Skinny ...
Microphones Are Cameras for Sound with Trixie and Katya
25 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dynamic microphones are constructed with small magnets that oscillate inside a metal coil attached to the diaphragm. When a sound wave causes the diap...
I'm on Ozempic and I'm Blowing Ass with Trixie and Katya
18 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Please consult your doctor before listening to this podcast. Common side effects of The Bald and the Beautiful include nausea, stomach pain, diarrhea,...
Diving for the Hopeless Diamond with Trixie and Katya
11 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The midnight hour is close at hand. A lonely ghoul looks out across the land. It's the typical scene with the usual suspects. Frightening creatures ro...
Straight People Having Sex & Drinking Eggnog with Trixie and Katya
04 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
While it's a scientifically-proven fact that humans require food, water, air, and shelter to survive, it is not yet widely known that straight men als...
I Need Everyone to Know That I Only Like Girls with Trixie and Katya
27 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
One day, in a not-so-distant future hellscape utterly ravaged by water wars and interstate battles over depleted natural resources, there will come a ...
Bottoming Ain't Easy with Trixie and Katya
20 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As part of Pride, we'd like to remind everyone about the 4 P's for bottoming: Practice, Preparation, Protect, and Pray: Practice on weeknights, at lun...
We Have a Problem and Etsy is the Solution with Trixie and Katya
15 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We are so excited for you to shop our Trixie and Katya Curated Collections on Etsy! Visit https://etsy.me/trixieandkatya to see all our favorite item...
What Have You Done Today to Feel Proud? with Trixie and Katya
13 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's that special time of the year, so unfurl your flag, secure your sex swing to a weight-bearing ceiling stud, and prepare your vocal cords to sing ...
Philosophers Watching Car Crashes with Trixie and Katya
06 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The kids are finally in bed, the dishes have been washed, the clothes have been folded, and the dog has been walked. It's finally time to pour yoursel...
At a Taco Bell with Mario Lopez & O.J. Simpson with Trixie and Katya
30 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The sky is a fiery auburn red as the sun sets over a bustling Taco Bell on La Cienega Blvd. Harried Angelenos make the nightmarish commute home as off...
An X-Rated X-Ray with Trixie and Cyborg Katya
23 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We have the technology. We can make her better than she was. Better, stronger, faster. Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To wa...
Bringing Back Early 2000's Gay with Trixie and Katya
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
For a brief, shining moment in the early aughts, every romantic comedy had a female protagonist with an exceedingly gay best friend that existed to do...
A Cup of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 8 Tea with Trixie and Katya
09 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's Drag Race All Stars Season 8 tea time! In preparation for the May 12th premiere, Trixie and Katya wax poetic about all the contestant's looks, ch...
A Rumspringa Spring Break with Trixie and Katya
02 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's that time of year, you horse & buggy-riding, butter-churning, hat-and-bonnet-wearing queens! Put away your Froschauer bible, take off your mutza,...
A Ghost with a Goatee with Trixie and Katya
25 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As darkness falls across the land, the midnight hour is close at hand. Creatures squirm and snore in bed, while something lurks that is certainly dead...
Proper Posterior Grooming Techniques with Trixie and Katya
18 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As you might imagine, ridding your bottom of pesky hair follicles is not just a laborious task, but can also require extensive acrobatics and a bit of...
The Dock of Dreams with Trixie and Katya
11 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
When you're alone and life is making you lonely, you can always go to the Dock. When you've got that warm feeling and all the noise and the hurry seem...
When You Need the Endurance to Persevere, It’s Trimix! with Trixie and Katya
04 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Did you know that the average male lasts between 5 and 7 minutes when engaging in "fun-time" between the sheets? While this is more than acceptable fo...
Artificial Phallus Safety in the Shower & Beyond with Trixie and Katya
21 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This episode of Bald is proudly brought to you by the National Bathroom Sex Toy Safety Council, reminding you to always follow the three W's before yo...
Live in Chicago from the Historic Auditorium Theatre with Trixie and Katya
07 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
From the windy city famous for its decadent Deep-Dish Pizza, dill pickle-laden Chicago Dogs, and the local spirit Malort (which can best be described ...
Have a Smile for Breakfast and You’ll Be Pooping Joy by Lunch with Trixie and Katya
21 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Open now in beautiful West Hollywood, CA, it's The Brians' Breakfast Shack! It's like the Love Shack, but with less sex and more superfluous orange bl...
The Intoxicating Power of Desire for Our 100th Episode with Trixie and Katya
07 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On the brutal, kill-or-be-killed plains of the Serengeti, power is determined by sheer brute strength. It is measured by the breadth of one's chest, t...
Langoustes Avec Serviettes Assorties Avec Trixie et Katya
24 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Next to the shimmering turquoise waters of the Côte d'Azur, on the picturesque beaches of Saint-Tropez, sits the Shack D'Amour: a delectable, debauch...
Freestyling From a Bathtub in the Desert with Trixie and Katya
10 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Nestled amongst saguaro cacti like a majestic mirage in the arid sands of Palm Springs, we welcome you to the glistening, pink-hued motor lodge that i...
A Special Holiday Sale for Garbage B*tches Only with Trixie and Katya
27 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As we make the annual trek back to our hometowns to visit family, consume desicated turkey, and meet gross Uncle Rich's 22-year-old girlfriend with a ...
Live in London at The Troxy with Trixie and Katya
13 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A'lo, guv'nor! Grab a steaming cup of PG Tips, take your place in the queue, stuff your face with bangers & mash, and use the trusty National Health S...
Trimming the Tree with Ropes of Milky Goodness with Trixie and Katya
06 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A dusting of snow gently kisses the needles of a vividly green six-foot balsam fir, all alone in a small forest meadow. Nothing captures nature's maje...
I Left My HVAC Heart in Florida with Trixie and Katya
29 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Looking for a last minute gift? Go to https://establishedtitles.com/BALD and order a digital title pack certificate to print today! They are running ...
An American Turkey in Paris with Trixie and Katya
22 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As the sun fades and day turns to dusk in Paris, the beautiful Champs-Élysées becomes a twinkling thoroughfare filled with the comings and goings of...
Living It up for the Next Two Years Before It’s All Over with Natasha Leggero & Katya
15 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The effervescent, enchanting, & ever-so-ebullient Natasha Leggero stops by the house to chat about her new book, "The World Deserves My Children". She...
30 Ways to Use Lava to Incorporate a Boyfriend Into Your Toilet with Trixie and Katya
01 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Behold, Tik Tok judgement day is nigh! As the soiled masses scroll through prosaic videos of cats, choreography, and cleaning materials, do not preten...
Nothing Is More Terrifying Than Diane Lane Under the Tuscan Sun with Trixie and Katya
25 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The fog has settled in, surrounding the dark soulless condo nestled amongst the broken dreams and shattered souls of Hollywood. High above the urine-s...
We All Need a Necklace That Says “Winner” with Trixie and Katya
18 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
After two years of wearing easy cheese-stained sweatpants and that vintage Cher 'Do You Believe?' tour t-shirt, it's time to re-visit your closet and ...
Live at Just For Laughs Toronto with Trixie and Katya
04 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Grab a piping hot mug of Tim Hortons, turn on the NHL, hide your Royal Canadian Mounted Police porn VHS, pour a shot of pure Canadian maple syrup, and...
A Beginner's Guide to Comic Books, Butt Stuff, & Homemade Limeade with Trixie and Katya
20 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We here at Bald Headquarters would like to use this week's episode to introduce our listeners to the mostly-unknown art form of comic books, the even ...
Hell Hath No Fury Like a Cockroach Scorned with Trixie and Katya
06 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This sexy little minx was like nothing I'd ever seen before. Her legs, of which there were six, went on for days. The jelly in her prothorax, mesothor...
Revisiting Glory Holes & Catsup with Jeff Maccubbin & Ron Hill
23 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As summer comes to a sweaty, malodorous end and you attempt to enjoy a few solitary moments of seasonal joy, take a minute to dry your swamp-ass in th...
TikTok Monkeys Saved My Life with Trixie and Katya
09 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The harvest moon shone bright in the Hollywood sky, illuminating the shattered dreams and stained casting couches below. I was back from tour and more...
What We Do in the Shadows is Back, Baby! Revisiting Our Chat with Harvey Guillén
28 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
To celebrate the premiere of Season 4 of What We Do in the Shadows, we're revisiting one of our favorite episodes ever with the one, the only, Guiller...
Bald, Blue, Glowing-Dong Representation on TV with Trixie and Katya
26 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
MEN SEEKING MEN (Los Angeles Metro Area): Just watched HBO's 2019 series Watchmen. We are two fabulous, bald drag queens seeking omniscient, radioacti...
Nobody's Snowballing in This Economy with Trixie and Katya
12 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In a world where one's public image is everything, we here at Bald, LLC would like to propose a different route: that of radical honesty. Have a small...
A Hot Masseuse Has Sex with Freddy Krueger with Trixie and Katya
28 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Do you find yourself frequently having dreams about a burned, disfigured man wearing a dirty red-and-green-striped sweater and brown fedora? In these ...
Happy Pride! Make America Gape Again! with Trixie and Katya
14 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Do you frequently experience an itching or burning sensation? Is discomfort in your posterior region a regular occurrence? Do you have night terrors i...
A Heavy Pour & Three Oscillating Fans with Trixie and Katya
31 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We here at Bald Headquarters, LLC are thrilled to announce our new collaboration with Fleügghendorfen Air Conditioners! Straight from a snow-drenched...
Eating Cheetos on the Floor of the Met Gala with Kelly Mantle and Katya
17 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Actor, drag queen, comedian, & musician Kelly Mantle visits Katya in her dark layer of sewing and sequins! They discuss Kelly's experience on the Trix...
Sun-Dried Hot Dog Legs with Trixie and Katya
03 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Some of us have gams that appear as if they were sculpted by the gods themselves on the apex of Mount Olympus. Others, however, have legs that seem li...
Live from the Moontower Comedy Festival with Trixie and Katya
19 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
To celebrate our 75th episode of the auditory smegma we call The Bald & The Beautiful, we were planning on either making out with strangers underneath...
How to Properly Wash Your Genitals with Trixie and Katya
05 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As the Trixie and Katya grand tour exits the green, moist forests of the Pacific Northwest and meanders east towards the lumps and bulges of the Rocky...
Revisiting the Art of Dating: "Fisting is the New Kissing" with Trixie and Katya
29 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As the massive Trixie and Katya Tour starts its journey to a destination filled with tears, sweat, and a ton of dirty underwear, we revisit the low-st...
The Face Giveth and the Face Taketh Away with Trixie and Katya
22 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As the sun sets and twilight arrives, the ghosts of magic hour appear on the horizon. Your callused hands work furiously to finish attaching the butto...
Bald, Fat Silly Putty with Googly Eyes with Trixie and Katya
08 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As the sun rises over a stark, barren desert landscape, you open stained hotel blinds and squint your eyes as they adjust to the sudden brightness bey...
Holding a Large Fish on Machu Picchu with Trixie and Katya
22 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There are times in life when it seems as if the entire world is against you. Nothing is going right, everything feels a bit off, and you just want to ...
A Coat-Hanger Encased in a Hot Dog with Trixie and Katya and Matthew
08 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The steady advance of technology marches on, continuous and unceasing. In 1900, less than 10% of families owned a stove, a phone, or had electricity. ...
Gorgeous Devours Cute with Trixie and Katya
25 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The low hum of The Macarena wafts into your one-bedroom apartment, the source of the 90s earworm a vague mystery. Dusk is slowly dawning on the other ...
Building a Fake Hospital in Your House with Alexis Stone
11 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The sun is beginning to set behind a rusty white sign made of corrugated metal on top of a barren hill. A crisp breeze meanders through the "HOLLY", p...
The RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 14 Premiere Extravaganza with Trixie and Katya
05 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
With the season 14 premiere of RuPaul's Drag Race only days away, Trixie and Katya take a stroll down memory lane to discuss the highlights, the lowli...
Perfect Don't Need No Polish with Trixie and Katya
28 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As 2021 comes to a not-so-glorious close, let us reflect upon the things that matter most to us in a world filled with death, destruction, and chaos: ...
A 2014 Hyundai Elantra for Christmas with Trixie and Katya
21 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
'Twas four days before Christmas, and all through the club, not a single bear was stirring, not even a cub. The fishnets were hung, by the faux firepl...
Sniffin' for Coq Au Vin with Trixie and Katya
14 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The fragrant garland has been lovingly hung, a faint scent of Douglas fir is carried on the breeze, and a nip is clearly in the air. As the decorative...
Little-Known Michelle Branch Facts with Michelle Branch
07 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
From music stardom as a teenager to a Grammy win with Santana to numerous appearances on TV and Film, Michelle Branch has been an icon of rock and pop...
A Baby in an Asbestos Bag with Trixie and Katya
30 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The city is silent. The streets are empty. As a grizzled gay ghoul sits alone in a dimly-lit apartment, his belly warmed from a 12-year-old Scotch, he...
"If I'm Not Laughing, I'm Having Fun" with Trixie and Katya
23 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As trees across the nation cease the production of chlorophyll and we celebrate the slow, agonizing death of leaves, let us pause for a moment and ref...
All Vampires are Queer with Harvey Guillén from What We Do in the Shadows
16 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Close the sashes, draw the curtains, light some candles, and let's welcome the one, the only, Guillermo from What We Do in the Shadows, Harvey Guillé...
A Teeny Weeny Tot Foundation Donation with Trixie and Katya
09 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As Trixie continues her convalescence in a rustic chalet in the heart of the Swiss Alps, Katya joins her for an education on the health benefits of re...
"Walking Dead Hotness" in a Hospital Gown with Trixie and Katya
02 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Fresh off a semi-successful back-alley appendix surgery in the frigid Midwest, Trixie joins Katya to talk about her end-of-life epiphany: from here on...
Beauty Tips, Bathroom Raccoons, & Talking Tumors with Trixie and Katya
26 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week's episode is a special occasion, you filthy animals. So trim your nose hair, shave your shoulders, and slather on some Drakkar Noir to cover...
Revisiting the Comedic Genius of Macy Rodman
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As Fall finally arrives and brings with it the deaths of millions upon millions of poor, innocent leaves, let's take a moment to reflect on the comedi...
Revisiting the Making of Jiz & the Filming of Jiz with Jeff Maccubbin
12 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As the Bald & the Beautiful creative team engages in To-The-Death team-building exercises in a volcano off the shores of North Africa, we'd like to re...
Revisiting the Bug-Eyed TikTok Bitch with Brittany Broski
05 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As we plan a few forthcoming Bald projects to satiate you filthy heathens, we re-visit one of our favorite episodes with the peerless, legendary, inco...
Bathed in the Blood of Gratitude with Trixie and Katya
28 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
From rubber genitalia in a parking lot to refried bean-induced gastrointestinal distress to broom closets stuffed with depressed backup dancers, today...
Fisting is the New Kissing with Trixie and Katya
21 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Times, friends, they are a changin'. From a full-throated endorsement of the Cheesecake Factory's Skinnylicious Menu to an erudite debate about wigs i...