Activity Overview
Episode publication activity over the past year
The Darkest Night of the Soul with Trixie and Katya
19 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As the days grow shorter and the nights longer, may all of us in the Northern Hemisphere prepare our...
It's a Tumescent Holiday Miracle! with Trixie and Katya
12 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As the holiday season rapidly ascends to the apex of yuletide cheer, you may find yourself experienc...
Peri-Care for Your Derrière with Trixie and Katya
05 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As part of our ongoing Public Service Announcement Series here at Bald, LLC, this week we'd like to ...
Live & Leather Clad in New Orleans with Trixie and Katya
28 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
From the land of jazz, gumbo, public drunkenness, and second lines at Delta's baggage claim, Trixie ...
Kathy Griffin & Her Triumphant Journey From the D-List to the PTSD-List with Trixie
21 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian, actress, host, Emmy Award-winner, and absolute fu**ing legend Kathy Griffin stops by the B...
A Dazzling Woodland Sprite Dinner Party for Forest Faeries with Trixie and Katya
14 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What better time of year to entertain your friends and throw a mesmerizing Fall fête than the week ...
Listening to Swedish Acid Jazz in a Spaceship at Dusk on April 2, 1971 with Trixie and Katya
07 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If you're into listening to German Vaporwave while crying about the mean things Brad said in a note ...
Boopity Boop in Your Doopity Doop with Trixie and Katya
31 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As we reach the zenith of Spooky Season tonight, we must keep you apprised of a new horror recently ...
The Price of Yoni Eggs is Finally Falling with Trixie and Katya
24 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We here at BALD, LLC would like to extend our deepest sympathies for the pitiful state of your pelvi...
From the Equator to Your Posterior with Trixie and Katya
17 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This single-origin, unapologetically bold (and bald) podcast goes down smooth with white chocolate u...
The Majesty of Live Theatre with Trixie and Katya
10 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If you count yourself amongst the lucky few who have attended a live theater performance, you fully ...
We Accept the Love We Think We Deserve with Trixie and Katya
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As the great 19th century poet Silas T. Shinckenpoople once said, "To love is nothing. To be loved i...
Theme Park Phobias & Home Decor Tips with Brittany Broski and Trixie
26 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone's favorite human Brittany Broski joins Trixie for a heart-to-heart about irrational fears o...
Steam Room Karens & Pickle Juice Nightcaps with Justin Martindale and Trixie
19 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian, writer, actor, and host of the podcast Just Sayin', Justin Martindale, joins Trixie for an...
You Must Be This Tall to Ride Bald Mountain with Trixie and Katya
12 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to southern California's best-kept gay amusement park secret, Bald Mountain. Please keep you...
Lost In Scott's Eyes with Trixie and Katya
05 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hi Scott. Thanks so much for coming into the office today. Would you mind sitting down? Great. It's ...
The Exceptionally Erudite Courtney Act (Part 2) with Katya
29 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If you've been waiting with bated breath for Part 2 of the epically excellent interview with Austral...
The Eminently Effervescent Courtney Act (Part 1) with Katya
22 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Katya welcomes the ever-so-engaging Courtney Act to the pod for part 1 of a lengthy conversation abo...
The 7 Disks of Spinning Energy Inside You with Trixie and Katya
15 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As you slowly open your eyes to face yet another day in this wild, godforsaken world of ours, please...
A Luxurious Stay at North Hollywood's Famous Shateau Marmont! with Trixie and Katya
08 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You and a companion will enjoy an opulent round-trip coach flight to sunny Los Angeles, featuring sp...
Twirlina Marie Poukette feat. Drinklina Turlington with Trixie and Katya
01 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this corner, wearing pink, weighing in at a stunning 62 lbs, the reigning BYOB World Featherweigh...
Microphones Are Cameras for Sound with Trixie and Katya
25 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dynamic microphones are constructed with small magnets that oscillate inside a metal coil attached t...
I'm on Ozempic and I'm Blowing Ass with Trixie and Katya
18 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Please consult your doctor before listening to this podcast. Common side effects of The Bald and the...
Diving for the Hopeless Diamond with Trixie and Katya
11 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The midnight hour is close at hand. A lonely ghoul looks out across the land. It's the typical scene...
Straight People Having Sex & Drinking Eggnog with Trixie and Katya
04 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
While it's a scientifically-proven fact that humans require food, water, air, and shelter to survive...
I Need Everyone to Know That I Only Like Girls with Trixie and Katya
27 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
One day, in a not-so-distant future hellscape utterly ravaged by water wars and interstate battles o...
Bottoming Ain't Easy with Trixie and Katya
20 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As part of Pride, we'd like to remind everyone about the 4 P's for bottoming: Practice, Preparation,...
We Have a Problem and Etsy is the Solution with Trixie and Katya
15 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We are so excited for you to shop our Trixie and Katya Curated Collections on Etsy! Visit https://e...
What Have You Done Today to Feel Proud? with Trixie and Katya
13 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's that special time of the year, so unfurl your flag, secure your sex swing to a weight-bearing c...
Philosophers Watching Car Crashes with Trixie and Katya
06 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The kids are finally in bed, the dishes have been washed, the clothes have been folded, and the dog ...
At a Taco Bell with Mario Lopez & O.J. Simpson with Trixie and Katya
30 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The sky is a fiery auburn red as the sun sets over a bustling Taco Bell on La Cienega Blvd. Harried ...
An X-Rated X-Ray with Trixie and Cyborg Katya
23 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We have the technology. We can make her better than she was. Better, stronger, faster. Follow Trix...
Bringing Back Early 2000's Gay with Trixie and Katya
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
For a brief, shining moment in the early aughts, every romantic comedy had a female protagonist with...
A Cup of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 8 Tea with Trixie and Katya
09 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's Drag Race All Stars Season 8 tea time! In preparation for the May 12th premiere, Trixie and Kat...
A Rumspringa Spring Break with Trixie and Katya
02 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's that time of year, you horse & buggy-riding, butter-churning, hat-and-bonnet-wearing queens! Pu...
A Ghost with a Goatee with Trixie and Katya
25 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As darkness falls across the land, the midnight hour is close at hand. Creatures squirm and snore in...
Proper Posterior Grooming Techniques with Trixie and Katya
18 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As you might imagine, ridding your bottom of pesky hair follicles is not just a laborious task, but ...
The Dock of Dreams with Trixie and Katya
11 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
When you're alone and life is making you lonely, you can always go to the Dock. When you've got that...
When You Need the Endurance to Persevere, It’s Trimix! with Trixie and Katya
04 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Did you know that the average male lasts between 5 and 7 minutes when engaging in "fun-time" between...
Artificial Phallus Safety in the Shower & Beyond with Trixie and Katya
21 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This episode of Bald is proudly brought to you by the National Bathroom Sex Toy Safety Council, remi...
Live in Chicago from the Historic Auditorium Theatre with Trixie and Katya
07 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
From the windy city famous for its decadent Deep-Dish Pizza, dill pickle-laden Chicago Dogs, and the...
Have a Smile for Breakfast and You’ll Be Pooping Joy by Lunch with Trixie and Katya
21 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Open now in beautiful West Hollywood, CA, it's The Brians' Breakfast Shack! It's like the Love Shack...
The Intoxicating Power of Desire for Our 100th Episode with Trixie and Katya
07 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On the brutal, kill-or-be-killed plains of the Serengeti, power is determined by sheer brute strengt...
Langoustes Avec Serviettes Assorties Avec Trixie et Katya
24 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Next to the shimmering turquoise waters of the Côte d'Azur, on the picturesque beaches of Saint-Tro...
Freestyling From a Bathtub in the Desert with Trixie and Katya
10 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Nestled amongst saguaro cacti like a majestic mirage in the arid sands of Palm Springs, we welcome y...
A Special Holiday Sale for Garbage B*tches Only with Trixie and Katya
27 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As we make the annual trek back to our hometowns to visit family, consume desicated turkey, and meet...
Live in London at The Troxy with Trixie and Katya
13 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A'lo, guv'nor! Grab a steaming cup of PG Tips, take your place in the queue, stuff your face with ba...
Trimming the Tree with Ropes of Milky Goodness with Trixie and Katya
06 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A dusting of snow gently kisses the needles of a vividly green six-foot balsam fir, all alone in a s...
I Left My HVAC Heart in Florida with Trixie and Katya
29 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Looking for a last minute gift? Go to https://establishedtitles.com/BALD and order a digital title ...
An American Turkey in Paris with Trixie and Katya
22 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As the sun fades and day turns to dusk in Paris, the beautiful Champs-Élysées becomes a twinkling ...
Living It up for the Next Two Years Before It’s All Over with Natasha Leggero & Katya
15 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The effervescent, enchanting, & ever-so-ebullient Natasha Leggero stops by the house to chat about h...
30 Ways to Use Lava to Incorporate a Boyfriend Into Your Toilet with Trixie and Katya
01 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Behold, Tik Tok judgement day is nigh! As the soiled masses scroll through prosaic videos of cats, c...
Nothing Is More Terrifying Than Diane Lane Under the Tuscan Sun with Trixie and Katya
25 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The fog has settled in, surrounding the dark soulless condo nestled amongst the broken dreams and sh...
We All Need a Necklace That Says “Winner” with Trixie and Katya
18 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
After two years of wearing easy cheese-stained sweatpants and that vintage Cher 'Do You Believe?' to...
Live at Just For Laughs Toronto with Trixie and Katya
04 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Grab a piping hot mug of Tim Hortons, turn on the NHL, hide your Royal Canadian Mounted Police porn ...
A Beginner's Guide to Comic Books, Butt Stuff, & Homemade Limeade with Trixie and Katya
20 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We here at Bald Headquarters would like to use this week's episode to introduce our listeners to the...
Hell Hath No Fury Like a Cockroach Scorned with Trixie and Katya
06 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This sexy little minx was like nothing I'd ever seen before. Her legs, of which there were six, went...
Revisiting Glory Holes & Catsup with Jeff Maccubbin & Ron Hill
23 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As summer comes to a sweaty, malodorous end and you attempt to enjoy a few solitary moments of seaso...
TikTok Monkeys Saved My Life with Trixie and Katya
09 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The harvest moon shone bright in the Hollywood sky, illuminating the shattered dreams and stained ca...
What We Do in the Shadows is Back, Baby! Revisiting Our Chat with Harvey Guillén
28 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
To celebrate the premiere of Season 4 of What We Do in the Shadows, we're revisiting one of our favo...
Bald, Blue, Glowing-Dong Representation on TV with Trixie and Katya
26 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
MEN SEEKING MEN (Los Angeles Metro Area): Just watched HBO's 2019 series Watchmen. We are two fabulo...
Nobody's Snowballing in This Economy with Trixie and Katya
12 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In a world where one's public image is everything, we here at Bald, LLC would like to propose a diff...
A Hot Masseuse Has Sex with Freddy Krueger with Trixie and Katya
28 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Do you find yourself frequently having dreams about a burned, disfigured man wearing a dirty red-and...
Happy Pride! Make America Gape Again! with Trixie and Katya
14 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Do you frequently experience an itching or burning sensation? Is discomfort in your posterior region...
A Heavy Pour & Three Oscillating Fans with Trixie and Katya
31 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We here at Bald Headquarters, LLC are thrilled to announce our new collaboration with Fleügghendorf...
Eating Cheetos on the Floor of the Met Gala with Kelly Mantle and Katya
17 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Actor, drag queen, comedian, & musician Kelly Mantle visits Katya in her dark layer of sewing and se...
Sun-Dried Hot Dog Legs with Trixie and Katya
03 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Some of us have gams that appear as if they were sculpted by the gods themselves on the apex of Moun...
Live from the Moontower Comedy Festival with Trixie and Katya
19 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
To celebrate our 75th episode of the auditory smegma we call The Bald & The Beautiful, we were plann...
How to Properly Wash Your Genitals with Trixie and Katya
05 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As the Trixie and Katya grand tour exits the green, moist forests of the Pacific Northwest and meand...
Revisiting the Art of Dating: "Fisting is the New Kissing" with Trixie and Katya
29 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As the massive Trixie and Katya Tour starts its journey to a destination filled with tears, sweat, a...
The Face Giveth and the Face Taketh Away with Trixie and Katya
22 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As the sun sets and twilight arrives, the ghosts of magic hour appear on the horizon. Your callused ...
Bald, Fat Silly Putty with Googly Eyes with Trixie and Katya
08 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As the sun rises over a stark, barren desert landscape, you open stained hotel blinds and squint you...
Holding a Large Fish on Machu Picchu with Trixie and Katya
22 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There are times in life when it seems as if the entire world is against you. Nothing is going right,...
A Coat-Hanger Encased in a Hot Dog with Trixie and Katya and Matthew
08 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The steady advance of technology marches on, continuous and unceasing. In 1900, less than 10% of fam...
Gorgeous Devours Cute with Trixie and Katya
25 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The low hum of The Macarena wafts into your one-bedroom apartment, the source of the 90s earworm a v...
Building a Fake Hospital in Your House with Alexis Stone
11 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The sun is beginning to set behind a rusty white sign made of corrugated metal on top of a barren hi...
The RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 14 Premiere Extravaganza with Trixie and Katya
05 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
With the season 14 premiere of RuPaul's Drag Race only days away, Trixie and Katya take a stroll dow...
Perfect Don't Need No Polish with Trixie and Katya
28 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As 2021 comes to a not-so-glorious close, let us reflect upon the things that matter most to us in a...
A 2014 Hyundai Elantra for Christmas with Trixie and Katya
21 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
'Twas four days before Christmas, and all through the club, not a single bear was stirring, not even...
Sniffin' for Coq Au Vin with Trixie and Katya
14 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The fragrant garland has been lovingly hung, a faint scent of Douglas fir is carried on the breeze, ...
Little-Known Michelle Branch Facts with Michelle Branch
07 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
From music stardom as a teenager to a Grammy win with Santana to numerous appearances on TV and Film...
A Baby in an Asbestos Bag with Trixie and Katya
30 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The city is silent. The streets are empty. As a grizzled gay ghoul sits alone in a dimly-lit apartme...
"If I'm Not Laughing, I'm Having Fun" with Trixie and Katya
23 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As trees across the nation cease the production of chlorophyll and we celebrate the slow, agonizing ...
All Vampires are Queer with Harvey Guillén from What We Do in the Shadows
16 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Close the sashes, draw the curtains, light some candles, and let's welcome the one, the only, Guille...
A Teeny Weeny Tot Foundation Donation with Trixie and Katya
09 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As Trixie continues her convalescence in a rustic chalet in the heart of the Swiss Alps, Katya joins...
"Walking Dead Hotness" in a Hospital Gown with Trixie and Katya
02 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Fresh off a semi-successful back-alley appendix surgery in the frigid Midwest, Trixie joins Katya to...
Beauty Tips, Bathroom Raccoons, & Talking Tumors with Trixie and Katya
26 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week's episode is a special occasion, you filthy animals. So trim your nose hair, shave your sh...
Revisiting the Comedic Genius of Macy Rodman
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As Fall finally arrives and brings with it the deaths of millions upon millions of poor, innocent le...
Revisiting the Making of Jiz & the Filming of Jiz with Jeff Maccubbin
12 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As the Bald & the Beautiful creative team engages in To-The-Death team-building exercises in a volca...
Revisiting the Bug-Eyed TikTok Bitch with Brittany Broski
05 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As we plan a few forthcoming Bald projects to satiate you filthy heathens, we re-visit one of our fa...
Bathed in the Blood of Gratitude with Trixie and Katya
28 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
From rubber genitalia in a parking lot to refried bean-induced gastrointestinal distress to broom cl...
Fisting is the New Kissing with Trixie and Katya
21 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Times, friends, they are a changin'. From a full-throated endorsement of the Cheesecake Factory's Sk...
Texas, Tennis, & Two Turntables and a Microphone with Trixie and Katya
14 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
From the reproductive F.U.B.A.R. that is Texas to the epic grunts and fiery topspin of female tennis...
Hell Hath No Fury Like Teenage Twitter with Trixie and Katya
07 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
From the lows of making an unfortunate calendar-based Twitter faux pas to the highs of a stupendous,...
Banned From Studio 54 with Trixie and Katya
31 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Put some extra ice in that Arnold Palmer, unwrap a refreshing York Peppermint Patty, and crank up th...
Bottoms, Babies, & Blood Pressure with Trixie and Katya
24 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
If you're the type of person who enjoys a Nicolas Cage-style treasure hunt through the dark, seedy d...
Medals, Mortality, & Medical Sex Vibes with Trixie and Katya
17 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's time to pop open that Boku juice box you've been saving since the 1996 Summer Olympics and let ...
Glory Holes & Catsup with Jeff Maccubbin & Ron Hill
10 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's time to put on your fancy underwear and start chilling that box wine, because the co-editors of...
Taking an Octopus’ Agency with Patti Harrison & River Ramirez
03 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Trixie and Katya are joined this week by none other than comedians, actors, and hosts of A Woman's S...
A Cherry-Poppin' Christmas with Macy Rodman
27 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Grab a bucket of starburst and crack open a bottle of diet pop. This week, artist, singer, actor, an...