The Last Rites of Eternal Chaos with Trixie and Katya
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What absurdities are featured at Trixie and Katya's fake wake?
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How do Trixie and Katya discuss their 2026 resolutions?
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stunning sexy look at the Met Gala. It sounds like in my mind when you go to Dunkin Donuts by your house in Boston. Give me a small doc, two sugars and a powdered donut. That's the person. It totally is. That Dunkin Donuts goes off. Which one? The one by your old apartment, like through the alley. Yeah. Does it still have the Starbucks there? The competing, they do like white collar, blue collar, you know what I mean? If you're a jock and you go out, you walk through the alley. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You walk through the alley. That one to the left. That one I think is the flagship. It's the flagship Boston. Dunkin' Donuts? Yep. Over the land of the free. Can I say? I'm trapped. I'm trapped. I don't want to drag Francis Scott Key, who wrote the Pledge of Allegiance or whatever.
Drag her. Drag that brick. Drag that brick. Or the land. Mary. I don't see it for her. There's so many. There's so many. It's too much words. I better move the V. We can't be doing that. There's so many suspicious phrases in that little fucking ditty. Or the land. Oh, no. The ramparts.
What humorous anecdotes do Trixie and Katya share about Dunkin' Donuts?
What's a rampart? Thank you. What are they? That part. Rampart. It's gross. I've got phlegm in my mouth. Oop. What is she giving? Did you see? Did you see? What do you know about Miss Charlie Puth? Oh, is that the guy with the eyebrows car? Yes. Okay. He does a lot of other things besides having that. He plays piano and sings, right? Yes. He's a male vocalist. I'm at the stitches, right?
How do Trixie and Katya reflect on Whitney Houston's BET Awards speech?
No. Oh, that's awful. Isn't that awful? He's the one who's like, my, whoa, yeah. Do you want to fuck him? No, no, no, no, no, no. He sang the national anthem the other day at the NFL thing. And I was wondering how he did. The people who sing it, the people who sing acapella, balls of steel, I think. Yeah. The girls do a good job, but it's balls of steel. Yeah. Nobody can do Whitney's. Nobody can outdo Whitney. No. And they don't try, which is good. And she's not here to say if you did a bad job. I mean, realistically, like. Yeah, yeah. She also isn't going to tell you, you didn't do as good as me. You know, like that time has passed. I bet it was harder the year after that. Anybody had to sing and it was like, well, fuck.
Ooh, I wonder who that was. It was probably Fergie. Remember that one? Oh, yeah. That was the basketball game. i love that that's the best thing ever also i watched i don't know i've heard that shit so many times yeah yeah let's do the off the beaten path version let's do the slam poetry marina omabrova bit let's do let's do the interpretive vocal let's do the um running into the woods the um uh girls aloud does that mean anything to you girls aloud
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What absurdities are featured at Trixie and Katya's fake wake?
0:00–0:05
2
How do Trixie and Katya discuss their 2026 resolutions?
0:05–0:17
3
What is the significance of Taco Bell in their panel discussion?
0:17–2:51
4
What humorous anecdotes do Trixie and Katya share about Dunkin' Donuts?
2:51–3:28
5
How do Trixie and Katya reflect on Whitney Houston's BET Awards speech?
3:28–7:41
6
What are the dynamics of attending a funeral with complicated family relationships?
7:41–10:13
7
What insights do they provide about the reality of weddings?
10:13–23:44
8
How do Trixie and Katya plan to celebrate Gabe's life at his funeral?
23:44–58:45