A Paranormal New Year's Eve with Trixie and Katya
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What does the Podcast Ghost of 2025 reveal about the past?
I think we should have a town hall. I want to have a town hall. I want to have a town hall. I don't know about what. I do. What? All's fair. Oh. It's not a town hall. It's not adversarial. It's celebratory. Right. The dicks who did this and the cunts responsible. Right? So last month, last week. The dicks. And the cunts responsible. My crusty ass. My crusty pussy. My crusty pussy.
How do Trixie and Katya reflect on their experiences during New Year's Eve?
Last week on the pod, I told you that I would be willing to tell you about girl. I've been waiting. Now, before you laugh. I haven't even eaten. I want to tell you.
Okay.
I heard about this show being, it's a stage show, and I heard about it being in Los Angeles, and I said, I want to go. And I checked for tickets, and the only I could go was December 2nd last night. So I said, I'm going to go. Now, I want to acknowledge that I've been having some health issues. Bladder issues. So I couldn't wake up and be on a red carpet at 8 a.m. this morning for the Hollywood Reporter Women 100 luncheon bruncheon. You're not a woman. I did want to go.
You're not a woman.
But that's why I thought I have to go and drag. I can't show up at 8 a.m. out of drag at the women's luncheon. They'll think you're like there to serve hors d'oeuvres. But me on the red carpet, I was just like, 8 a.m. That's abusive. But it's not waking up. It was like, I don't feel good. I had a camera in my urine, my pussy yesterday. Like, I can't pull the camera out of my urethra and head down to the women's brunch. Like, I can't. You know what I mean? I can't. I can't. Then the cunt's responsible. So I saw that you stole fizzy lifting drinks. You get nothing. Good day, sir. Willy Wonka. Oh, there's a musical? No, no, no. I was just saying it. It's from the movie. That's Gene Wilder.
What health issues does Trixie discuss during the episode?
That's Gene Wilder. We can't do vocal stems in the pod? What the fuck is this?
NPR?
Sorry? Have you ever been on NPR? I think. I have a couple times, and whenever it airs, I guess I don't realize how many people listen to it. The phone blows up. Everybody listens to NPR. Why don't we get NPR numbers? This is Fresh Air, Terry Gross. Do you listen to Fresh Air, Terry Gross? I love Fresh Air, Terry Gross. Democracy Now, democracynow.org, The War and Peace Report. I'm Amy Goodman. Do you watch Democracy Now? I highly encourage you to do so. I listen to... It's a watch. I'm a big bat pod save America faggot. Okay. So I love that. I'm sure they'd be happy to have you on. Thursday, I'm doing a live show with John Lovett. It's a nice typewriter. Lovett or Lita. So I got tickets to the stage version of Paranormal Activity.
Okay. What is this?
I was like, I've never seen a horror play before.
What are Trixie's thoughts on attending a stage show of Paranormal Activity?
I love the Parallel Activity series. I love that.
You do?
You like found footage? All that greens? And I thought if there's a stage version, it has all these amazing reviews. Be like, oh my God, it's so scary. And I said, oh, I would love to be scared. So I went online. I looked up tickets and I like a good ticket seat. I'm sorry. If I, I always sort the seats by closest first. I like to sit as close as I can. I want to see tears. I want to see the, you know, you want to get spit on by Jonathan Groff. Yes. And some people like to sit for their back. If I can get an affordable seat in the front, I will go for it. What's affordable? So get this. Mateo says, well, I was in the mezzanine in the middle and my tickets were like $240. I don't know how this happened. I got the front row two center tickets for 160 each.
I don't know how it happened. Faggot. Queen. Maybe they kind of hacked my iPhone and saw pictures of my fat cock. No, they were like, she just had a camera up her pussy. Right. We need to throw her a bone.
How does Trixie describe the plot of the Paranormal Activity stage show?
Well, that's paranormal activity. It's above normal for sure. No, the camera. Oh. Found footage. That's Periscope. Remember Periscope? I do. You on drug speaking French on Periscope. Oh my God. What a time. Well, not only that, fully psychotic. I know. Fully psychotic. And full French. with urgency with 100% seriousness like you're an actress on actors and I was down by MacArthur Park when did the girls used to show up at your house that was way way way back that was in Boston I was just thinking about that actually they were like hey we're down the street bringing you pizza I was like weird really weird but I'm the dumbass who like you know would live stream outside my home
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What does the Podcast Ghost of 2025 reveal about the past?
0:05–0:35
2
How do Trixie and Katya reflect on their experiences during New Year's Eve?
0:35–1:56
3
What health issues does Trixie discuss during the episode?
1:56–3:01
4
What are Trixie's thoughts on attending a stage show of Paranormal Activity?
3:01–3:50
5
How does Trixie describe the plot of the Paranormal Activity stage show?
3:50–5:16
6
What moments in the play does Trixie find particularly scary?
5:16–7:09
7
What are Trixie and Katya's views on the effectiveness of jump scares in horror?
7:09–9:24
8
How do Trixie and Katya discuss the impact of family dynamics during the holidays?
9:24–55:34