A Motherforking Clusterfluff with Trixie and Katya
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I'm excited. We're not doing that many dates and my New Year's resolution is quality over quantity.
And we're doing it. We're doing it. Can you believe we had to add a second show to Boston and Toronto? Queen. Queen. We sure did. So you f***ing Bostonians in Toronto in Torontites or whatever the f*** you call yourselves, you better get some tickets.
Yeah.
Snatch them up.
We do have a few seats left for some of these cities and we are not doing that many of these this year. It's going to be hot. It's going to be exclusive. It's going to be fabulous. Tickets available now at TrixieandKati.com. Queen. R2 and cigarette.
That's so big. Yes.
That was the first thing I hope people hear when they turn on this pod. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Our last pod said- Age restricted. We got to age restrict. And I thought it was like, they don't want us being critical of elected officials, but we do scream like 20 times in the first two minutes. Words. Well, now because I've said that three times, we can't do it for a while. Okay. I used to have a guitar player who was very Christian and he would say, oh, that fork and spoon raspberry. That is so flippin'. You little flippin' flip. You fork and spoon raspberry. You little flip. You fork and spoon raspberry. You poop.
How do Trixie and Katya prepare for their podcast tour?
The state did a funny sketch about like they did this show called Tenement, but they had to soften the language and every word is a swear. So they did like that. Poop, you, you. I don't even remember. It's funny. Fork and spoon raspberry is my favorite. You poop. You poop. Did you have a nice Valentine's Day? I think so. What'd you do? I don't... Wait, what day was it actually? So it lands on February 14th every year. Yes. No, I know, but like... This year it was a Saturday. So it was... The cabaret was two days before. Oh my God, you did the cabaret. It was fun.
That is... You know, I always... It's always a little bit... First of all, backstage at the cabaret, I don't know if you remember, there are so many feathers. And it... I... There's so many feathers. There's so many gigantic feather headdresses.
And it just, it creeps me out. Feathers? Yeah, like gigantic feather. I mean, I'm just thinking like, because it's basically the same size and like shape as Jacques' back room. Yes, it is. But it's not disgustingly filthy. Higher ceilings, I think. Yeah, that's true. Higher ceilings. Not bad mirrors back there. No, the mirrors are good. And there's one vent that has, like, fierce AC.
There's, like, one square foot where you can get, like, blasted by AC. It's pretty fierce. Yeah. It was fun, but I always want to be in the crowd because the crowd is so hot and sexy.
It really is. Hot and sexy. That is, like, I'm sorry. It's the best... drag type show in LA. It reminds me of drag 15 years ago in the best way. So fun. It's so gutted. Yeah. Oh yeah, the show's rotted. The talent is like, of course, weirdly good, but the production quality and like the we're just doing this for tonight.
Yeah.
This is a one night thing. Yeah. It feels so like I, I, in the audience, I'm always like, what is going to happen next?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:05
2
What are the hosts' 2026 resolutions?
0:05–2:22
3
How do Trixie and Katya prepare for their podcast tour?
2:22–6:41
4
What are the hosts' thoughts on Valentine's Day celebrations?
6:41–7:05
5
What funny experiences did they share from their cabaret performance?
7:05–8:50
6
What do Trixie and Katya think about the food scene in LA?
8:50–8:53
7
How do the hosts feel about celebrity sightings?
8:53–9:36
8
How do they handle awkward moments at restaurants?
9:36–53:12