250 Episodes of Dolls Being Dolls with Trixie and Katya

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The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya 58 min 3 speakers 7 chapters transcribed 2 months ago
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Katya Zamo 0:25
Hi divas, Katya here. While Miss Pink is out getting hair plugs, I want to kindly remind you that we are going on tour. I go through hell doing ads about going on tour. The very bald and very beautiful tour will be heading to such lovely places like Chicago, Toronto, and Boston, maybe. For tickets and more, head over to TrixieandKatya.com. Thank you, fat, ooh, queen. Hi, everybody. We need to address the antelope in the room. Yeah, what is that? It's my primary abuser. Oh, is this the incident? You should have had your wig on. I may have.
Flash Shelton 1:03
Protected by a wig.
Katya Zamo 1:03
No, I did not have my wig on. Well, it's at home. Usually don't do wigs at home. You see that?

How do Trixie and Katya announce their 250-episode milestone and tour plans?

Katya Zamo 1:09
Yeah. No. Oh, shit. Ripped off. Wait a minute.
Trixie Mattel 1:12
Did that break off when it hit you? It sure the fuck did. Can I feel how heavy it is? Yeah. Oh, my God. So it was up.
Katya Zamo 1:18
This is like 20 pounds. It was up like. Yeah, maybe 15, 15. Okay. Maybe 12. I don't know. It was heavy, but it was like up, like imagine. Kind of creeps me out. Well, yeah, it's really creepy also.
Trixie Mattel 1:33
Oh, no. Oh, wait. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. And that thing is dead. That thing doesn't even know that it's a star now. A star is born.
Katya Zamo 1:45
So gross.
Trixie Mattel 1:46
I had to get a tennis shot. I had to get stitches. I have a lovely scar. You know I'm gay. Why do you think I give a shit about you and your taxidermy when you have these shoes on? Let's see the shoes. Holy shit. I love these.

What happened during the wig/shoe gag and how does it lead into a conversation about personal style?

Katya Zamo 1:59
Maybe. Get the shoes. Get the shoes.
Trixie Mattel 2:00
Rochester, New York. Really cute.
Katya Zamo 2:02
Aren't they fun? Really cute. Really cute.
Trixie Mattel 2:04
Because I'm getting- Put some taps on them.
Katya Zamo 2:06
Baby. Every cell in my body was incorporated not to rhinestone them.
Trixie Mattel 2:14
Why would you do that? They look great on their own.
Katya Zamo 2:15
Because I'm a fag. I guess, but you wouldn't have worn them.
Trixie Mattel 2:19
You wouldn't have worn rhinestone shoes. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Katya Zamo 2:21
I'm not that, I'm not that, maybe I'm not that gay.
Trixie Mattel 2:23
Maybe I'm not that gay.
Katya Zamo 2:24
Um, but you know, I, because I am older, getting older and I'm sort of like, I'm at a crossroads where actually I'm overdue to be at this crossroads where like, are we going to talk about your personal style? No.
Trixie Mattel 2:36
Oh, we're just talking about, I wasn't going to talk about it. I had nothing to say on the subject. Go on.
Katya Zamo 2:43
I need to be, I, I, you know, after 40, you should, or one often, you know, thinks about slacks rather than jeans. You know what I mean? Like maturing up your. So this is about personal style. Yeah. Theoretically.
Trixie Mattel 2:59
I agree because at a certain point, I like, I don't know. I, I'm at a point where I'm like, when you're my age and you're bald, a t-shirt doesn't hit the way you think it does.
Katya Zamo 3:09
Well, at the gym it does.
Trixie Mattel 3:11
At the gym it does. At home it does.
Katya Zamo 3:13
But in general, I don't know. What do you feel about a super oversized t-shirt with the shoulder off and no panties on? At home?
Trixie Mattel 3:21
Yeah. Why not? It reminds me of the mom in Poltergeist, which is in that jersey. Yes. Love Poltergeist. Me too. Love Poltergeist.
Katya Zamo 3:29
What's her name? Joan, the mom. Oh, Angelina Jolie. Jo Beth Williams. Jo Beth Williams. Jo Beth Williams. And Craig C. Craig T. Nelson. Craig T. Nelson.
Trixie Mattel 3:41
And what is the Craig C. Reilly? Who's that? John C. Reilly. Oh, fuck. Craig T. Nelson. Carol Ann, daddy's going to give you a spanking. Boner. Instant boner. Tina, Caitlyn. Boner. Oh, was that you? People who know where I am right now texting me, can you talk?
Katya Zamo 4:00
Well, yes, you can to me. I'm out here literally keeping these lights on. Thank you. And speaking of lights, I have sunglasses on because I have two black eyes.
Trixie Mattel 4:09
Oh, that's tough. What happened?
Katya Zamo 4:12
I don't want to talk about it. Right. I'm just kidding. I don't have two black eyes. The reveal. Yeah. Imagine if there were no eyes underneath it. What's going on, man? I love those glasses, by the way.
Trixie Mattel 4:24
Oh, thank you. I got them in the TikTok shop. What is this TikTok? I don't want to know about it. It's this beautiful union of me and a gummy. Is it Timu? Me and a gummy and me seeing something and saying, hey. And you know what the real, for people like me who have no personal style, it's my catalyst is if I see a bald person in an outfit and they only look half stupid, I'm like, maybe that could happen for me.

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