The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Episodes
Texas, Tennis, & Two Turntables and a Microphone with Trixie and Katya
14 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
From the reproductive F.U.B.A.R. that is Texas to the epic grunts and fiery topspin of female tennis players to Trixie's unseating of Diplo as the wor...
Hell Hath No Fury Like Teenage Twitter with Trixie and Katya
07 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
From the lows of making an unfortunate calendar-based Twitter faux pas to the highs of a stupendous, scintillating, splendiferous Violet Chachki perfo...
Banned From Studio 54 with Trixie and Katya
31 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Put some extra ice in that Arnold Palmer, unwrap a refreshing York Peppermint Patty, and crank up that air conditioning, you sweaty hogs. Rejoice as w...
Bottoms, Babies, & Blood Pressure with Trixie and Katya
24 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
If you're the type of person who enjoys a Nicolas Cage-style treasure hunt through the dark, seedy depths of pop culture, today's episode is going to ...
Medals, Mortality, & Medical Sex Vibes with Trixie and Katya
17 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's time to pop open that Boku juice box you've been saving since the 1996 Summer Olympics and let that adult-oriented fruit juice blend wash over yo...
Glory Holes & Catsup with Jeff Maccubbin & Ron Hill
10 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's time to put on your fancy underwear and start chilling that box wine, because the co-editors of UNHhhh, Jeff Maccubbin & Ronald Hill, join the gi...
Taking an Octopus’ Agency with Patti Harrison & River Ramirez
03 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Trixie and Katya are joined this week by none other than comedians, actors, and hosts of A Woman's Smile podcast, Patti Harrison and River Ramirez. Si...
A Cherry-Poppin' Christmas with Macy Rodman
27 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Grab a bucket of starburst and crack open a bottle of diet pop. This week, artist, singer, actor, and IGTV Hall of Famer Macy Rodman joins the girls i...
Believing in Milk & Cookies with Trixie and Katya
20 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Whilst reclining in the frigid air of Trixie's expansive manse, Trixie and Katya wax poetic about the art of creating country songs, Julia Roberts wor...
Ice Luges, Lit Cigarettes, & Non-Flushable Turds with Trixie and Katya
13 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
From a far-away land where fuchsia Starburst sprout from the rich, dark soil like weeds, Trixie and Katya brave the air-conditioned elements to sit on...
Faux Bangs & Straight-Man Dungarees with Trixie and Katya
06 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It was a day like any other in Southern California; the sun shining and birds singing whilst one queen man-spreads on a couch in stone-washed jeans an...
Dead Teeth & Golden Showers with Sarah Schauer
29 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever wanted to hear a story about the perils of making out with hot strangers while having dead teeth? Of course you have. Enter Sarah Schaue...
Making Jiz & Filming Jiz with Jeff Maccubbin
22 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Go grab a fresh VHS tape from the freezer because you're going to want to record this one and save it forever in the knick-knack box under your mattre...
Inside Katya with Katya
15 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever wondered what it's like within the nicotine-stained confines of Katya's grey matter? Well, you're about to find out. From a treatise on ...
The Niagara Falls of Vomit with Trixie and Katya
08 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Grab a frosty beverage, find a comfy chair, and put on some of your special "nice" underwear. For today, friends, Katya shall regale you with a tale s...
Hard Turds Only with Monét X Change
01 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
From deep in the wilds of the San Fernando Valley, two bald bastards have begun their Pride celebration in a cold, dark recording studio in the baseme...
Revisiting our Very First Episode with Trixie and Katya
25 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As Katya undergoes the world's first experimental belly button-bleaching surgery in the mountains of Tanzania and Trixie puts the finishing touches on...
Chelsea Handler!
18 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today, the gods of show business saw fit to rain down upon the grizzled gay ghouls of the Bald and the Beautiful with the brilliance, the eminence, th...
A Cat Litter Retreat in Mexico with Trixie and Katya
11 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Fresh off an insane trip to Mexico for the kitty litter party of all kitty litter parties, Katya regales us with tales of hallucinations where she had...
Dreaming About Being a Sumo Wrestler with Katya & Katya's "Mom"
04 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Part 2 of our special Mother's Day Bald and the Beautiful Extravaganza continues as we welcome Katya's Mom to the podcast! After recovering from the o...
A Can of Beans in the Dishwasher with Trixie & Trixie's Mom
27 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As part of our special Mother's Day Bald and the Beautiful Extravaganza, we are so excited to welcome Trixie's Mom to the show. Folks, this is like a ...
Heaven is an Orange Julius with Trixie and Katya
20 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
From advice on locating your ferociously fierce inner diva to an erudite debate on the existence of an afterlife to a deep-dive on Michael Shannon's p...
Bug-Eyed TikTok Bitch with Brittany Broski
13 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The peerless, legendary, incomparable queen of TikTok, Brittany Broski (aka "Kombucha Girl"), joins Trixie and Katya to talk about her massive podcast...
Please Meet My Fur Coat, Her Name is Darlene with Darian Darling
06 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today the girls are joined by the most-famous blonde about town, makeup-artist extraordinaire, and legendary painter of beautiful faces, Darian Darlin...
Witch Goddess of the Woods with Pearl
30 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
From a mysterious cabin in the remote wilderness comes a guest with beauty credentials that are truly unprecedented in the history of the podcast. The...
Fruit is Nature's Candy!
23 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As we look out onto the gray skies and bleak landscape that herald the doldrums of winter, this week's episode with Trixie and Katya is here to be the...
Big Tweaker Energy with Jamie Kennedy
16 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
From Scream to Romeo + Juliet to Bowfinger to Malibu's Most Wanted, this week's guest is an outright entertainment legend. Trixie & Katya are joined b...
Let the Goode Times Roll with Gigi Goode
09 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Trixie & Katya are joined this week by the runner-up in the twelfth season of RuPaul's Drag Race, the Gigi Goode! The convo runs the gamut from Austra...
Trash Bags Full of Cash with Mrs. Kasha Davis
02 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Trixie and Katya are joined by the infamous, inimitable star of Drag Race season 7, legend of stage and screen, Mrs. Kasha Davis! They talk...
I'm Bread Pitt and This is Ghoulia Roberts
23 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
All aboard, folks. Our tour guides today will be Trixie and Katya. From teenage brides to Nick Nolte fantasies to grandpa sex, we guarantee you'll be ...
Cum Dump Millionaire with Priyanka
16 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Straight from the Great White North, Trixie and Katya are joined by Canadian TV personality, drag queen, and winner of Canada's 2020 Drag Race: the qu...
When It's Appropriate to Shush Katie Couric with Gigi Gorgeous
09 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Trixie and Katya are joined by Canadian YouTuber, socialite, actress, and model: the one-and-only Gigi Gorgeous! They tackle toxic YouTube comments, s...
No Longer Homeless and Loving It with Miss Fame
02 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Trixie and Katya are joined by the species-and-genre-defying Miss Fame, to talk about the futility of tik tok, the sadder side of fame, and the journe...
The Sound of Music with Frisbee Jenkins
26 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Join Trixie and Katya as they discuss guest Sasha Belle's (aka Frisbee Jenkins) hot body, what's it like being a drag queen from Iowa, and what Sasha ...
Hot in Many Circles
19 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Join Trixie and Katya for an intimate conversation about circuit parties, society's obsession with weight, and the socially-responsible act of masturb...
Sock Puppet with the Hand Pulled Out with Jackie Beat
12 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Living legend and inventor of everything Jackie Beat joins Trixie and Katya to discuss the best lighting for hook-ups, the ideal wigs for entertaining...
Alexis Thunderstorm 500 with Alaska Thunderf*ck
05 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Alaska 5000 talks beauty icons, making catchy music, and finally realizing how beautiful she is while on molly at Burning Man. Brace yourself for some...
The Price of Perfection with Violet Chachki
29 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The legendary, incomparable, and flawless Violet Chachki talks spiraling from hanger, having an Attitude, and Drag Race memories. Get ready for imme...
Just Looking For JTT with Franz Szony
22 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Photographer Franz Szony joins Trixie and Katya to delve into his surrealist portraits that mix glamor with dreamlike visuals. Franz explains the cr...
A Cooler Full of Curry with Amy Doan
15 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The ageless Amy “Shrinkle” Doan, founder of Sugarpill cosmetics, reminisces about starting an indie makeup line, blending business and passion, an...
A Pantsuit of Fur with Teddy Bear
08 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Teddy Bear, "the hairiest dude in porn," drops by to chat about DIY adult content, embracing the fur, and how working in retail is kinda like escortin...
The Nightmare Rock with Ashley Levy of The Blah Blah Blahs
01 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Trixie and Katya are joined by Ashley Levy of The Blah Blah Blahs to discuss crystal-induced nightmares, making music for commercials, and the wonderf...
A Dainty 6'2" with Bob the Drag Queen
24 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Drag Race star Bob the Drag Queen joins Trixie and Katya, as they take a journey through presidential election drama, tales of fisting, and gross bath...
The Lure of the Potent Dad Nut
17 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
From epic Midwestern Halloween tales to living room awards show presenters to the unparalleled magnetism of dads with kids, this episode is full of al...
Gym Peacocking on Taco Tuesday with Jaida Essence Hall & Heidi N Closet
10 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Straight from the 12th season of RuPaul's Drag Race, this week we welcome Jaida Essence Hall & Heidi N Closet to engage in thorough conversation about...
Deceptively Old at Arby's with Wesley Woods
03 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Adult film star extraordinaire and producer Wesley Woods joins Trixie and Katya to talk about O.G. drag queens, bathroom sex, and letting the damn gho...
Three Bald Men Deciding Who Looks More Like This Bald Man with David Silver
27 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Moving Parts filmmaker and producer, David Silver (aka Trixie's boyfriend) comes onto the show to talk about everything from what it was like to make ...
"Dirty Ted and Steffanie" with Kim Chi
20 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Kim Chi joins Trixie and Katya to chat about how she built her own cosmetic empire, who she thinks is the best makeup artist queen, and what it was li...
“Home Grown, Home Blown” with Fena Barbitall
13 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Fena Barbitall joins Trixie and Katya to talk about her journey from doing drag at night and working at MAC Cosmetics during the day to creating her v...
Nosferatu Vibes
06 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to The Bald and The Beautiful! Nothing's off-limits in this episode - from "neck down showers" to the question of "to wear makeup or not to we...
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo: Official Trailer
21 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Coming October 6th! F*ggy Bald f**ks by day, wildly successful crossdressing bombshells by night. The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and K...