A Freshly-Peeled Lease on Life with Trixie and Katya

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Trixie Mattel 0:00
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What are the 2026 resolutions discussed in the episode?

Trixie Mattel 0:05
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Trixie Mattel 0:46
That's B-O-M-B-A-S dot com slash bald. Code bald at checkout. we are very excited to announce that our very bald and very beautiful podcast tour is almost sold out for spring i'm excited we're not doing that many dates and my new year's resolution is quality over quantity and we're doing it we're doing it can you believe we had to add a second show to boston and toronto queen We sure did. So you f***ing Bostonians in Toronto in Torontites or whatever the f*** you call yourselves, you better get some tickets. Yeah. Snatch them up.
Katya Zamolodchikova 1:18
We do have a few seats left for some of these cities and we are not doing that many of these this year. It's going to be hot. It's going to be exclusive. It's going to be fabulous. Tickets available now at TrixieandKati.com. Queen. R2 and cigarette.
Trixie Mattel 1:39
We're talking about Maria Bamford. Maria Bamford is probably... You know, I was just talking to my friend Mallory, who introduced me on the way here. I was talking to Mallory. She introduced me to Maria Bamford's special, special, special, special, special. I could not believe... It was like, I could not believe it.
Katya Zamolodchikova 1:55
Her parents politely laughing the whole time.
Trixie Mattel 1:58
It was crazy.
Katya Zamolodchikova 1:59
That is what inspired when I did the one night only during COVID times.
Trixie Mattel 2:03
Yeah. It was so brilliant. And she's so...
Katya Zamolodchikova 2:06
she's like the best comedian she's amazing and you know have you ever listened to dana gould i think so i feel like they have a similar if you're in a grocery store of comics they'd be in the same aisle let's say yeah he's so funny too it's so absurd and wild and um love maria and that work mix that i do that like nine to five she retired from the money mix there's a bunch of maria in there because she has all those sections about work
Trixie Mattel 2:29
Oh, okay.
Katya Zamolodchikova 2:31
Like, for example. I really like the way your peach poly weave sweatshirt comes up over the edge of your, that one. I know that one. Why don't you come into my cubicle? I got that one in there and I got, girlfriend, hey, hey. Um, there's going to be a really fun party tonight. And, um, it's going to be some really cute guys. You're going to meet at the door, park their cars, take their coats and speak only when spoken to.
Unknown 2:55
Yes.
Katya Zamolodchikova 2:56
Yes. I have her. Cause I was like, she's that she talks so much about like work. I was like, I got to put her in here.

How do Trixie and Katya plan their podcast tour?

Katya Zamolodchikova 3:01
And her voice, like for a gay bar environment cuts through. Cause he has kind of like that, um, high frequency voice. Maria? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like in a mix, she just cuts through everything.
Trixie Mattel 3:12
Oh, totally, totally. It's great.
Katya Zamolodchikova 3:13
Maria, if you ever want to quit stand-up, you should just do voiceover for Drag Queen Lip Syncs. How about that?
Trixie Mattel 3:18
Well, she also does voiceover for like a million cartoons.
Katya Zamolodchikova 3:21
Yes, she does. Love Maria. Shout out to Maria. I had to show my friends. You never lift up women.
Trixie Mattel 3:25
This is huge. Hard left? Rebrand? I pivoted from total misogyny. I think 2026 is about not feminism. Certainly not. You're going to support her, but you're going to call her like Marina Bradford or something. Marina Bradford. And then I'm going to send her a death threat or something. Right. No, I had to listen to the Paula Deen suicide note recipe. Oh, it's so good. It's just so good. And then I had to listen to, ladies, ladies, when we're dating, we have a system. We do. We have a system.

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