Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie

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You guys, welcome back to another episode of Ebony and Irony. I am Lady Bunny. And I am Monique.
Trixie 1:47
The failed.
Bob the Drag Queen 1:48
The failed pod. And Monet, that's what happens when you try to venture out with other drag queens without me, honey.
Trixie 1:55
Yeah. You know, I've never experienced being in a pod with a crazy person, so I can't relate to Monet's experience. What could that be? Yeah, I don't know. You guys, this was so meant to be. Bob and I are so booked and blessed that we're never here together, and Bob literally has a studio next to our Trixie Cosmetic whatever complex, and you were there today, and Tracy was like, did you see if Bob will do it? I was like,
Bob the Drag Queen 2:16
well bob's about to leave on tour and if i don't speak now you'll be gone for months what's my last what's my last yes my last two shows for i mean this but this kind of probably already are you in the middle of the tour i'm at the very end of the u.s leg oh i thought you were your buses out there because you were packing it up no we're bringing it back oh good because i was hoping you could plug your show yeah no we're bringing it back i mean but i think when does this come out Like two or three years? So yeah, the UK tour is still happening. I'm still going to the UK. I can get those dates.
Trixie 2:45
We like to hold the episodes until someone dies and then the views spike.
Bob the Drag Queen 2:49
And I can make sure someone dies. If you pick who it is, I'll get rid of them.
Trixie 2:52
Well, well, well. You guys, Bob just said she wants to get a Stanley. This is the Ken Stanley. I'm going to tell you, you put ice in it, it's three days later, that ice is still fucking in there.
Bob the Drag Queen 3:03
So I don't drink cold drinks though. I drink room temperature drinks. I don't, you do not need this. Like almost, but, but, but I want to drink more water. So I bought a Stanley, but I left it in a hotel room, which is upsetting. Cause it was like, it was very expensive, but trickster is going to give me one. So yeah. And I was swinging by your house.
Trixie 3:19
No, no, no, no. You can, you definitely can because Barbie sent me all those Barbie Stanleys and I got like nine of them. So you have to take it.
Bob the Drag Queen 3:25
Oh, that's exciting. And I had, I had a purple Stanley.
Trixie 3:29
Oh, that would have been nice. Yeah. It was nice until, until I lost it. Well, we have Barbie and the Rockers, which is purple. Otherwise, the Black Barbies too. How much have you left in hotel rooms? How much time do we have? Two watches, Apple watches. So upsetting. And probably two iPads. Not to mention every type of self-care. You know what the killer?
Bob the Drag Queen 3:49
Razors? Cream. Face cream. Flossers. Yeah. If you are in a room behind me, you don't have to go to the shop.
Trixie 3:57
Girl, it's all there. Oh, the woman who cleans the room or male or whoever cleans the room after they're just at CVS. Literally. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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