Bob the Drag Queen
Appearances
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Honey in the Bronx is from Wauwatosa, Wisconsin. Yes. And she would go back to perform, but she lived in New York City for a long time. She still lives in New York City to this day. Legendary vegan activist. Yes. Like, y'all, she's like...
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Under no circumstances. Watching that film. Maybe one of us could have played the character Bowen Yang played. Maybe.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Yeah. Maybe. Possibly. Yeah. Who plays Dr. Dillamond? It's Peter Dinklage. Oh, I love. Yes.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
The failed pod. And Monet, that's what happens when you try to venture out with other drag queens without me, honey.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
So what I was saying was in 2002, I think Chicago saved the movie musical because in my humble opinion, Gene Kelly did Xanadu. was kind of the death of the movie musical in like the 80s, right? It was like, wow, Olivia Newton-John and Xanadu, this was not a great, this wasn't a great one.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
And movie musicals are a big deal and they kind of just fell off and people were not, the whole 90s, people were like, we're not fucking around with movie musicals. Y'all can make some, but we don't really fuck with them. 2002, Chicago came out, changed the game. It did. I mean, Renée Zellweger and Kathy, they eat. Everyone, perfectly. Everyone. Queen Latifah.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
John C. Reilly. John C. This movie was perfectly cast.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
The director, every single person down to the matrons of murder in Cellbox Tango, over to the lady who plays Mary Sunshine.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
perfectly cast film right and then then then there's like now it's like movie musical movie musical musical the next big big big one that was huge and successful in my humble opinion was dream girls 2006 dream girls was a brilliant film absolutely brilliant film wasn't hairspray first no 2005 no no hairspray was not was it hairspray is not in 2005 we're gonna be monet look it up i would love to be right i want to say hairspray was 2008 or 2010
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Oh, yes.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
So then, you know, it was good. It wasn't as good as Dreamgirls and Chicago, in my opinion. And then we're getting Mamma Mia last five years. We're getting Les Mis. We're getting all these movies, which are like, which are they're fine. And then so I did not have high expectations going into Wicked. I really did not. And to be clear, this is how I got an invitation to the premiere.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
When I was in Italy, Cynthia Erivo texts me and she goes, I want to come see Madonna tonight. I'm in town. And I said, I got you. It was the day of the show. I said, I got you. Because I like you and you've always been kind to my people. Cynthia Erivo has been very lovely. So I got her a ticket. As opposed to Ariana, who... Hates you. Famously hates you.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
So I had, even I had Madonna's manager go out there, grab her, take her to her seat, everything. And then I text her back and say, I gotta be honest with you, Cynthia. I never do this. But I'm calling back in that favor. I need to go to the Wicked premiere. Oh, fierce. I gotta go. And she takes back, she goes, I got you.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Women supporting women. Women supporting, bald women supporting bald women.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
It's an install.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Yeah, it's a unit. Yeah, yeah.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
This is like when you see RuPaul up close and you're like, let me clock it. But you can't clock it because she looks really good.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Yeah, even her boy drag. Her boy drag.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
You know, apparently she does them herself. She does her own boy brows.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
That's what she said. I heard Westy's coming back. Is that true? Have you heard this rumor? I've heard that rumor, too.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Well, I found out that I did not know this until someone pointed it out recently. I was kind of like, Oh, but I was like, I guess it is true. A lot of, I get called when a lot of Queens can't do stuff. I did not know this was a thing, but I've done it for Bianca. I've done it for you. I've done it for me. I've done it for Monet. I've done it for jinx.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
No, I don't think I've ever done it for jinx, but I, there have been times where like, they're like the queen couldn't do the thing. And then, then you know why?
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Who's the next best thing?
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Yeah.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
And I did. And I filled in for you when you, when your, when your body exploded from the inside out. Oh yeah. For that DJ gig. And then I kind of got into it with, what's that lady's name? She's a Latinx singer. She had a huge hit song at the time. I didn't get into her.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
well bob's about to leave on tour and if i don't speak now you'll be gone for months what's my last what's my last yes my last two shows for i mean this but this kind of probably already are you in the middle of the tour i'm at the very end of the u.s leg oh i thought you were your buses out there because you were packing it up no we're bringing it back oh good because i was hoping you could plug your show yeah no we're bringing it back i mean but i think when does this come out
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Yeah, you're on a plane. Your appendix exploded. For Halloween. It was Halloween. It was Halloween, yeah. And what's her name? Her name is... To this bitch. I'll come over and break those fucking fingers off, bitch. I can't remember this lady's name. But anyway, she was... Paula Abdul? No.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
There was this lady standing in the doorway and I was trying to get back to my DJ booth because I had to introduce the Kaliuchi. I had to introduce Kaliuchi and I was like, okay. I was like, excuse me. I said, pardon me. I was like, pardon me. This lady would not move. I was like, pardon me. And I had to like move this one with my hand. So I don't know what she had in.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Sometimes they can't hear you. I thought it was an attitude problem. I thought it was just some lady standing in the doorway. And I was like, this lady is not moving. And I got to the DJ booth and I was like, okay, now that I've gotten past that weirdo, let me introduce the guest of honor tonight. Give it up for Kaliuchi. And that was the woman that was blocking the way. I had no clue.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
excuse me weirdo literally i have a job to do i was like can you i meant you do something very very important we're honoring someone you need to move and yeah there's also famously one time when when leila did my makeup for the madonna um pride show before i did the tour um but when you were in ears you really can't you can't hear anything i'm telling you the world's blocked out they're they're the most noise canceling anything that ever existed anywhere can you guys hear do they do they feed an audience for you for madonna or no
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
I've never done it for standup, but I have done, I guess I was telling jokes at the beginning of Madonna, but it was, it was so scripted that I was like, there was no time to pause anyway. Yeah. And it was like underscoring too.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
So I had to keep moving on. There was one time. So my in-ear feed for the tour was the same as Madonna. We had this, I was hearing what she was hearing. And Madonna's singing live. And they're, this was crazy. They're like talking to you while you're singing. I don't know how she was doing this. Like, they'll be like, get ready to blah, blah, blah.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
And she'd be like Greta Garbo and Monroe, Dietrich and DiMaggio, like dancing and singing. It's a skill you learn over time. Obviously, she's had years of practice. And I remember being like, this will make me crazy.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
It'll say, you know, but they'll be like, watch out for this person on your right. Oops. Someone's out of place with my Batman, but she's just doesn't miss a beat. Keeps dancing.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Your hair caused the scene.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Your hair went viral because there's a picture of you from the back with Madonna and your hair is like the size of Madonna. Yeah, huge hair. You wore really big hair that day.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
It was a great show. If you missed it, you missed it. But I mean, Celebration Tour was great.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
I would say this. If you're a casual fan of Madonna, I feel like, I like her music. If you go see a show, you will leave a true fan. I'm telling you right now, no one puts on a show like Madonna Esther Louise Ciccone. Veronica Ciccone. No one does a show like this. Iman. Iman Dupree Balenciaga.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
No, she invented this theatrical arena tour. Yeah, she invented it. Before Madonna, it was just like literally you on stage with a band strumming and just kind of like talking along. But she literally, it is a theatrical, what did she call it in her documentary? It's a theatrical presentation of her art or something like that. And it really is that. She's where she is for a reason.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Like two or three years? So yeah, the UK tour is still happening. I'm still going to the UK. I can get those dates.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
My favorite quote from Madonna was from rehearsal. And it was just, there was a scene where someone comes out wearing this coat. It's like a replica of her coat from... and they put the coat on her and then she's singing. But they wear like this morph suit so you can't see their face. But in the rehearsal, the guy wasn't wearing a mask.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Yeah. No, this was right before that where she sings, where she's... Sometimes she'd sing Frozen. Sometimes she would sing, she would always switch this one song. It was like three different songs she would sing. One time she sang Rain.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Anyway, but this person comes out with this huge coat and she's going fan to fan wearing that sparkly Swarovski Versace catsuit with this huge coat with her long hair flowing. And this dancer named Donnie, beautiful, gorgeous man named Donnie, was wearing the catsuit but with no mask on. And during rehearsal, she looks at him and she goes, not to be offensive, but I don't want to see his face.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
And I say that all the time. Not to be offensive, but I don't want to see his face. I say that all the time.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Right. I'll show you a picture of him. Should we put the picture on the screen?
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
And I can make sure someone dies. If you pick who it is, I'll get rid of them.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
I just, you know what it is? What it was that is genuinely not bad choreo, but you weren't in time with the music. And it was just so like white guy dancing and like living his life. And I thought, I just thought it was so funny.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
It was just so funny. So then I just became obsessed with it. And then I started getting these professional dancers to learn the choreography. And they were all like, I want to do it. I want to do it. We did it on stage, on Madonna stage.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Not during the show, but we did it at rehearsals and people, I love that fucking dance. You know, other thing you said, I thought you were making fun of me.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
A great poet once said, step into the plate, I'm Trixie Mattel. I got my name in the game, better learn it well because I'm the MVP heading up to bat and I go to third base, but I never tell that.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
You know who else is a low-key great rapper? And I'm going to go ahead and say it. I'm going to say it right now. I'm going to say it. I'm going to go ahead and say it. If she wasn't who she is, I think she could be a contender for a great rapper with her lyrics. Sherri Lee Lewis. Yes. No. Kesha. Hear me out. You love Kesha. I love Kesha. What's your favorite Kesha song? Blow.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
I want to go to Kesha on tour. And it's pretty common to cry during a performance at some point during a tour. Some people cry a lot. Right. And I think people would assume that.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Oh, you mean just in general at concerts?
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
So, I mean, a lot of people were crying when she sang Praying. I hope you're somewhere praying. That's not when I cried. I cried at the encore when she was like, y'all ready for one more? And then she went, dance. Tears. Isn't it embarrassing? I was crying. Back door cracked. We don't need a key. We're good for free. No VIP sleep. That's so embarrassing.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
So I don't drink cold drinks though. I drink room temperature drinks. I don't, you do not need this. Like almost, but, but, but I want to drink more water. So I bought a Stanley, but I left it in a hotel room, which is upsetting. Cause it was like, it was very expensive, but trickster is going to give me one. So yeah. And I was swinging by your house.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
You'll cry during Wicked. Of course. I cry during the musical every time. There's just one part of Wicked. Oh my God. I don't want to spoil it. Don't spoil it. But I'm telling you, you'll know the part when you see the part. You'll know the part. Not a dry eye. Oh, I'm sitting down and I'm friends with Michaela J. Rodriguez from Pose.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
We just knew each other from New York City and just being, you know, theater.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Yeah. So we're sitting around and Jacob went to the bathroom. He said, oh, just so you know, Michaela J is to your right. And I just couldn't find her. So I was looking around. I looked to my left, walking toward me. I'm not one of the folks like, I don't get, but I don't usually get starstruck. It's Sherrilee Lewis. Sherrilee Ralph. Walking. Wait, Sherrilee Ralph? Sherrilee. That's psychic.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Walking toward me. I was looking around. I was like. And then my heart started racing. I never get starstruck. And it's not because I'm too cool for school. It's just that, I don't know, maybe I have an adrenal disorder. I don't know, whatever. But she's walking toward me. My heart is like racing. I was like, I don't know what to do right now. This is crazy.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
She looks as good as she did during Dreamgirls. As good as she did during Sister Act. As good as she did during anything she's ever been in. And she's walking toward me and I was like, I don't, I, I, I feel like I should, I have to go say something.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
So I walked up to her and I was like, Hey, um, my name is Bob the drag queen. And I just want you to know that I love you so much. You're so fantastic. And I started burning. I said, I'm writing a musical. I don't know why I said that.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Yeah.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
I love it.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
See, my fans, if I'm like, ah, they'll be like, okay, I get it. But, like, if you go on tour with a rap, you should rap it like something else so that no one, like, rap it like Metallica. Actually, no, they got crazy fans too.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
rap is like a mega rap repel people there we go get it there we go yeah put in a rap like something that no one wanted like like money exchange yeah um something we'd be like yeah don't what do you think is gonna happen to our country
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
I'm not that smart. I'm just really opinionated. Just loud. I am very loud. What's going to happen is it is just kind of proven through any economist worth their weight in nickels that the country does better economically under Democratic leadership. It's just true. It is what it is, right? So what's going to happen is Donald Trump's tax law will go out of order. It will be taken off in 2025.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
which means all these big tech breaks that he was doing, they're going to go out, and then Biden's will probably kick in. I don't know if he made one, but it's going to be done. And then things are going to get better, and they're going to think it's something Donald Trump did. The way the economy works is the president from before is really affecting what's going on with the president next.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
That's how it always happens, and it works that way every single time. Things are going to get a little bit better for a while because of what happened during the Biden administration, and then they're going to say, see, Trump made it better. See what Trump did, and then Trump's going to do his thing and then make it worse again. Do you know how tariffs work? Tariffs? Tariffs. I was like, tariffs?
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
I don't know how they work. No. Tariffs. So Donald Trump's like, we're going to do tariffs. Tariffs. We're going to get rid of income tax. We're going to do tariffs. So a tariff is basically a tax that you put on imported goods. So Donald Trump's like, we're going to make China pay these tariffs. But that's not how tariffs work. That's not how tariffs work. They do not work like that.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Oh, that's exciting. And I had, I had a purple Stanley.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Tariffs are the people buying the shit. Yes. The people who buy tariffs are actually paying what it is. So when the company buying from China has to pay more, they're going to turn around and charge you more. So then you will end up paying more because they had to spend more money to get it. Or they will say, I don't want to buy from China anymore. So they'll start buying domestic.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
And T-shirts from the United States cost more. T-shirts made in the United States cost more than T-shirts made in China because people in America get paid more than people in China. So no matter what, your stuff is going to cost more. It's going to end up costing more. Prices are not going to go down. There's some stuff that we cannot import. We don't grow everything in America.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
We don't make everything in America. A lot of our wood comes from Canada. A lot of our metal comes from Mexico. A lot of stuff comes from a lot of places. And things are going to go up and it's going to be really messy, really confused. I think that marginalized people are going to come together really strongly. Right now we're in complete discord.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Right now the marginalized community is really at each other's throats because of the Kamala Harris loss. And I think that once we realize that everyone's like we were all being messy, they're going to get better and they're going to start doing the right thing.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
There are 40 people behind the camera.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Oh, I missed all seven. Sorry.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Well, Trump just released a video being like, I'm going to ban gender-affirming care and gender-affirming ideology at any age.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
There actually is already a law on the books in Florida where no one under 18 can see a drag show.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
People get drunk and act crazy. It's part of the Kid Rock experience. I used to listen to Kid Rock when I was young. That's so upsetting.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
I know. It was rock. Exactly. I mean, I also like the wrestlers who ended up. I used to be a big wrestling fan. You did? Oh, my God.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
No, I appreciate it staying. Like the gothy one? But I was really a big fan of Mick Foley, who was a Mankind, Dude Love, and Cactus Jack. He plays all those characters.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Dude Love. Dude Love was this guy who came out with, he was kind of groovy and he wore tie-dye and he would dance around and hit people.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
He played all those characters. Cactus Jack was like a badass and Mankind was like a deranged mama's boy who was taking out his revenge on the world. And Dude Love was like a groovy, fun guy. All played by Mick Foley.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Razors? Cream. Face cream. Flossers. Yeah. If you are in a room behind me, you don't have to go to the shop.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Yeah, I guess I do know a lot of them. Rakeshi. Deep Cut. Sorry, Deep Cut. No, you're making it up. The Giant. Paul White. Paul White the Giant.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Oh, no. The Big Show.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
The big show.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Low key. Do you think you would do wrestling if you could do it all over? I thought I was going to go into wrestling. I, when I was younger, I was like, I'm going to be a commentator or, or, or one of the managers. Like I have to, I was like, I have to get into the WWF. That was like my dream. My dream was to work for the WWE.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Like I was, I was, it was, it was the only thing, the only two times me and my brother ever got into a physical altercation was when he tried to change the channel while watching wrestling.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
And I was like, I will Stone Cold stun you. Damn. I will chokeslam you.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
How do you think boxing? I think for the most part across the board, boxing is absolutely real. But I do think that there have been times in history where a boxer took money and threw a fight.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
I have never wanted to see someone beat someone up so bad.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
The last time I was excited about a fight was after a fight. And it was when Mike Tyson bit off Evander Holyfield's ear.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
And I still remember waking up and reading the headlines in Phoenix City, Alabama, where I was living at the time. And the headline said, if you can't beat him, eat him.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
And then one headline said, if you can't fight him, bite him. And it was such a huge deal when Mike Tyson bit that man's ear off. Because Mike Tyson was getting beat up and he got frustrated and he just ripped his ear off. And then he still lost the fight. Was he still allowed to box? He was banned for quite a while.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Yeah, for sure.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Yeah.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
So I've started putting by I go to CVS and I buy the little mini little me and I just fill them up at home.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
There was a film, a very famous film, where a boxer punches someone in the head and he dies. Oh, what movie?
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
I've not seen it. I just watched Pretty Woman. Apollo got punched in the head by the Russian. What's the Russian name? Brigitte Nielsen was dating him in the movie.
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Yeah, well, Brigitte Nielsen is a woman. Yeah, sorry. And she was in the movie, I believe she was dating the Russian, this big Russian guy who was like unbeatable. And he punches Apollo so hard that he just dies in the ring. He literally beat him to death. Rocky. And I feel like that was literally what you were looking for, but you were like one time. Simon Birch.
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No, too dark. You ever listen to one? You have the darkest memoir. I was like, I was like, I can't finish this. Who is it? Viola Davis's memoir is... I was literally like walking to Runyon Canyon and I was like, I literally can't listen to this. This is the, this is the saddest story that has ever been told. Damn. Like it was like rats and death and fires and abuse.
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That way when I get back, cause I was, I kept buying, I was on the run. I was like, Oh, I don't have, I use this oil cleanser called, you know, survey survey. Am I saying it right? It's like C E R V A E. Yes. Yeah. And I use it cause I get like these like sebaceous filaments. I found that word. I know that queen.
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And it was, I was like, I, how I couldn't even get through it. I'm sure. Obviously it ends well, clearly.
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Or poor in like... I got into a big thing with Monet and I don't stand on this anymore because... Are you fighting with Monet? Because you're poor as you're poor. But me and Monet just did not grow up the same. We did not grow up in the same... I don't think we grew up in the same tax bracket, quite frankly. You think she's secret rich? I've always said that Monet is secret rich.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
I've always said this and everyone in the audience... That silver spoon bitch. The comment always gets mad when I say this, but if you grew up with Disney Channel, you were low-key rich. If you grow up with cable, cable, then you have to pay extra money to get Disney Channel.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
We were not the type. We did not have the money to go watch, to go. There was no cable. Yeah. I had a few years with cable. Would you write a memoir? No.
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I got an offer to write a memoir. Oh, Tracy, any chance you can grab my... It's on the bookshelf in my studio. So I got an offer to write a memoir in 2020. And they were like, hey, we want you to write a memoir. And I was like, you know, honestly, even if I did write a memoir, I don't think that...
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
i actually genuinely think that my most interesting years are just not here yet like i think there's much more interesting stuff to come down the line and that was in 2020 it's already gotten more interesting since then quite frankly um and i was like i think my more interesting stuff is to come so instead of doing that i actually want to write this i want to write a novel i actually want to write a fiction novel so i released my book oh it's out for pre-sale right now you you wrote a fiction novel i wrote a novel
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
I am. Tracy's about to bring the book in here. I am not. Well, until she walks in here with the book. I won't believe it. I wrote a novel. It's called Harriet Tubman Live in Concert. It is a play about.
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And I'm still working on the play. It's called Harriet Tubman Live in Concert. And it's about Harriet Tubman coming back to life. And she's continuing her work as an abolitionist through music. And she's writing a hip hop album.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Yeah. Are you lying? No, this is not the actual book. This is the cover.
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But the book is, if you go to readthedragqueen.com right now, I want them to know this is not the real book. This says Madea. That's not the actual book. No one knows that, but now you're spoiling everything. It's fine. The book is on its way. I don't have an actual copy of the book yet because it hasn't come out yet, but I use this for promotional materials. But it is a real book.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
You can go to readthedragqueen.com right now. You can pre-order Harriet Tubman Live in Concert, a novel by Bob the Drag Queen. I've written, it took me four years
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years to write this book tracy can vouch for me it took me four years to write this book i wrote this book myself i am very proud of i already have amazing reviews written from um from from pre-sellers who get an opportunity that we send the book out it is it is a real book i have written this book this is crazy you are fucking nuts you are really capable of anything i wrote this while doing we're here i wrote this while doing the madonna tour i wrote this yeah yeah
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
That is a good one. Annie Publicity is good. Annie Publicity and then is a good publicity. No, that's probably not great. But yeah, I used CeraVe and I kept buying more and more CeraVe because I was like, oh, I couldn't. You don't want to travel with a big thing because it gets everywhere and always uncaps and everything in your bag is oily and wet or whatever.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Okay. Yeah. So go to readthedragqueen.com right now and pick up your copy of Harriet Tubman live in concert.
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2015.
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I think I did in 2016. Yeah.
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Yep. Just drag everywhere. On Amsterdam Avenue. 945 Amsterdam Avenue.
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I think so. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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But you trusted me enough to mail your stuff to my house and sell it yourself. You seem trustworthy. I have that reputation.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Yeah, I thought you were doing like a thing. I thought you were like, oh, this is going to be, I'm doing like a, I'm turning a look.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
You know, I think that some people, in my humble opinion, I see the criticism from season eight and... It was wild, Bob. It was wild. Okay, okay, okay.
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In my defense, I was wearing enough makeup to win Drag Race.
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So, like, there is no rubric there. In my defense. And I was working with what I had. I was working within my skill set to make this happen, right? And then when I... I just learned more about makeup, traveling with people, getting, I would say, tips, but it was really just getting read by Kim Chi, Naomi Smalls, Asia O'Hara, all...
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
they're just reading me but they're like but not it ended up helping obviously yeah you know bullying works at least these people bullying those three people I love fucking all their faces yeah they look amazing Asia is so beautiful and then I studied at the hands of Emmy Award winner Layla McQueen right because she did my makeup for three seasons of We're Here or two and a half seasons of We're Here
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
And then I just started filling them up. And now if I lose those little things, it's not a big deal.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
um but now there are times where i am doing my own makeup i doing my there i do a lot of makeup most if i if it's a live show i'm usually doing my own makeup and they'll be like see i'm so glad that that leila found that bob found leila i did my fucking makeup this day god damn it that was me i did that one i would maybe i would be afraid of having a makeup artist because i would be afraid that the the snatch would be so fierce that then when i do it people are like oh i mean when leila does me it is it is better than when i do myself she's a she's a much better makeup person i am she's she's incredible
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
It's fucked.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
It's great. She does a really good job, but we can't travel everywhere together, so I do my own makeup, and I've learned a lot from her over the years. And I think I am genuinely stunning. I think a lot of people do not want to acknowledge that I look good these days. It drives me crazy. They're like, well, Bob, I don't know anything about you. I'm like, no, I look good. No, you look good.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
I fucking look good. You look good. But also, some of the fans who are really just fans of Drag Race and not fans of drag, they still think Monet's wearing kitty cat wigs. they still think that they're blown away that you're not doing what you were doing on your season of Drag Race.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Is he going to do great things? Like make me a drink. Let me get a coffee.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Go to Wicked.com. Tell me later. So I used to do this thing where I would go to a Broadway show. I never did it. I never did it. But I would go to Broadway shows and I would use my phone. I would Google everyone in the Playbills name dot com. And I was like, what if someone just bought all these names? They do. So many of them actors did not have.
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My earring came out.
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60 000 exploitation it is exploitation i uh if you notice on twitter i am at that one queen that's so funny though well that was my name before that was my name before i even when i was kidding with whip my name was at that one queen and then someone someone took at bob the drag queen someone has it and then i wrote them and they were like they literally wrote back like haha i got your name i can't stand people i fucking can't they're like lol okay
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damn alexa play i have nothing i'll do the one earring it's kind of it's kind of kind of it's gay now it's gay now but yeah so i am a big fan of movie musicals and i go see almost all of them i didn't see mama mia um but i will go see almost all of them because i'm always like this is going to be the one that's going to bring back me in my humble opinion chicago was the resurgence of the 2002 chicago was like oh movie musicals are good again that's an amazing movie musical have you ever seen the play
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and then on twitch i am official bob the drag queen because someone has bob the drag queen there why are people this way and if you're a fan why are you doing this a few webs a few apps will help you get your name back like like someone took bob the drag queen on on uh tiktok and then they were like if you just prove that you're bob the drag queen we'll we'll get rid of that we'll just take it from the other person yeah so i was like yeah i am bob i said i don't know how i can't remember how probably it's me i swear to god it's me so i on on tiktok i am at bob the drag queen
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Literally, they're like, send me your driver's license.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Yeah, Grindr has my driver's license information. It's fierce. Isn't that wild?
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Yeah. That's easier than starting a makeup company. You ain't going to take the test.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Yeah, you don't seem like a good driver.
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Yeah, go to seethedragqueen.com to see me. Let me read out some dates I'm doing in the UK. Please, plug yourself. You all can see me on tour in the UK. Is that the Google Pixel line? Yes, the Pixel, yeah. It's so nice. It's a good phone. I mean, it's like great videos. I feel like Scorsese.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
And I'm not getting paid by them. I mean, I know you and Monet got paid by them. I don't know why you guys didn't call me. Monet's an avid iPhone user. She bashes Samsung and Android all the time.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Monet literally bashes Android nonstop on the fucking podcast, and then she gets a fucking deal. And I'm literally like, I'm right here. Isn't that crazy?
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
It's so fierce. I did do that Samsung thing at one time. Yeah, that was. But I mean, I must have been busy that day. Brussels, Oslo, Copenhagen, Stockholm, Helsinki, Berlin, Zagreb, Amsterdam, Cologne, Hamburg, Paris, Warsaw, Dublin, Belfast, Glasgow, London and Manchester. And we added a show in Zagreb because it was like the show sold out so fast. They added a show, one or two shows in Zagreb.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
You know what? Someone made fun of me for not deleting my Facebook the other day. And I said, Facebook has been archiving my life for literally 20 years. It might be the most archival... I don't think I've ever been more well-documented because of Facebook. I have pictures of me from my freshman year of college.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
I have pictures from high school. You're not that much younger than me. How old are you? You are that much younger than me. I'm 35.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Yeah, I remember. I was in it when it was like you had to be in college to do it. But yeah, you can go see me on my website and get a ticket. See thedragqueen.com. I will be in a town near you. This is honestly probably my funniest show. I hope you're free on the 14th to come see it. If not, I understand. But I will be here in town. I did take time to do your podcast.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Of course, yeah. I saw Todrick Hall in the West End. I saw Jinx Monsoon on Broadway.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
More than the live show. No, this is like public information. Yeah, the movie is much better.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Before, what number did you walk out on?
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So I saw Todrick and Kinky Boots too and I ran into RuPaul outside of the building. I was like, oh my God, RuPaul. What'd she say? She turned around and she was like, hey. She wasn't looking and I was like, it's Bob. which I don't know if she recognized. She's like Barker. Literally. And I was, she was like hope. I was like Bob, I was about the drag week.
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
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She's like, Oh, and then we like had a brief, it was outside and there were a lot of fans. So she kind of booked it.
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Seattle. Seattle.
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To this day. It's horny. I heard when they crowned her, she was like, and the winner is Seattle.
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The queen of all queens is Seattle.
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You know, in all honesty, I do think I'd go very far. In my mind, I think I'd win, but I'm also low-key a little bit delusional. I mean, when they called me for Drag Race, sight unseen. Before I had seen a new who a single competitor was, I was like, I just want Drag Race. This is crazy. Which is kind of absurd.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
I thrive under pressure.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Thank you for saying that. You do. I'm like a volcano. When the pressure's on, it's a show, honey. And everyone... And someone's going to get hurt.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
I'm paying this bitch, honey.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
You've seen me everywhere from Industry to Madison Square. No, you didn't see Madison Square. You saw me in Houston in Texas.
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Yeah.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
So you've seen me from literally a bar show to an arena show, which is kind of gaggy.
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I'm just trying to do the best I can. There have been times where I was performing at Hardware Bar. I've always said that there were more people working at the bar than there were people patronizing the bar. But I was like, I'm going to put on a motherfucking show. We're going to do a good job. We're going to have a good show.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
And to be honest, some of those shows felt as good as performing at Madison Square Garden. It felt as good as performing for 1.6 million people in Rio de Janeiro. The size of the crowd doesn't necessarily make me perform harder.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Obsessed with? What's that guy's name? The guy who has the radio guy. You did his podcast and he was like, in these bars? He goes, yeah, there are bars in the theaters. Ah! Zach, Zach.
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I love that.
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Did you know about people saying this? When you did the comedy... Can I tell you... Everyone was like, the rent must have been due. Baby, the mortgage must have been mortgaged. Shut up! You're such a liar. I didn't say this, but the internet was saying it.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
No, Trixie likes lip syncing.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
The first tour that we did together, you were up there lip syncing for your life and like living. You were living. Love it.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
I think you excel at a lot of things. You do. You're obviously, I think obviously with the makeup and having an iconic look and with branding and with, I don't think people realize this. Y'all, the fact that Brian Furcus, Trixie Mattel, Dupree, Balenciaga III is releasing content.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
Andrews. Thank you. Davenport. Davenport. Dupree. Has been releasing content on the schedule she does. I don't think I understand how hard it is. It's insane. Now, Be damned the YouTube videos, but the YouTube video and the podcast and then the TikToks and then the live shows.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
No, you look good, girl. I mean, I don't want to speak out of turn here, but you look really healthy.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
You look good. Oh, thank you. You look really, really good. Thank you, thank you. Yeah, when I saw you today, I was like, oh my God, it made me happy.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
It was not special effects makeup, y'all.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
No, you had the teeth thing.
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Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie
This is driving me. Oh, my God. That was going to make me cry. That was crazy. Stop!
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Download the "CruciPeep" App Today! with Trixie and Katya
Always.
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Download the "CruciPeep" App Today! with Trixie and Katya
I just want to quickly work. I've been workshopping my Bernie Sanders impersonation.
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It's not gotten much better. I think it's gotten a little better, but I just want to hear what your audience thinks. Okay, go.
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Download the "CruciPeep" App Today! with Trixie and Katya
Yeah.
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Download the "CruciPeep" App Today! with Trixie and Katya
I really thought it was like, she came out and I was like, what is it giving?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Because if I get there and this straight security guard has no clue who I am, and he's looking up my 18 names, my drag name, my SAG name, my legal name, my, you know, what, faggot.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
all the names on the list and he's like oh no how do you spell it how do you do this and i'm standing outside and what's really embarrassing is when i don't mind like having to like get you find my name but then when someone else walks up who knows who i am they're like oh my god bob the drag queen and they're like right this way you're on the list you know craig stevens or whatever and i'm like i'm sitting outside trying to get my fucking name because i also have three to bob the drag queen this is four names right so do they put bob
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
is their first name bob the and the last name is drag queen is it bob the drag last name is queen is it bob first name the last the drag queen is it all switched together they never know i'm always lost in there and i'm like i hate this i just want to be able to walk in and like do my thing yeah i'd rather buy the ticket i would rather it's actually not worth it i'd rather just show it and just walk in like i'll i'll pay i will fucking pay i swear i'll play
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
One is where they walk up to the mic and the mic is already there. So they don't grab it. Just like, you know, talking to the microphone. Um, and then, but sometime I'll, I'll do this with them, but I never let them hold the mic with that. I learned that from Wendy Williams. Never let them hold the mic. Right. Never let them hold the mic.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Um, but also I am comfortable being like, turn off their mic. Turn off their mic. Right. They're going on too long. Turn off that mic. Cut the microphone. Cutting off the microphone is such a powerful move. I agree. Because the person is just reduced to like, what are you going to do now? Start screaming? I can scream too. And my voice is amplified. I'm going to win this one. You know?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Yeah, I like to be amplified in good light with my voice being heard and the audience sitting in the shadows.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I feel like there's a thing when you're, especially as a comedian or anyone on stage, the audience is really just a bunch of subs. They're just a bunch of submissive little bitches who want to be told what to do. They want to be told when to laugh. They want to know where to look. Audiences naturally want to be. When I'm in the audience, I want to be submissive.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I don't want to be in control of the room. I want to be guided through this experience. So when you're on stage, especially as a comedian, you have to be dominant. Even if it's not you in your real life, you have to be a dominant force. You have to guide the audience through this experience. And if you don't have the control, they start to feel uncomfortable and they will rise against you.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I didn't have Disney growing up.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Yeah, exactly.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I'm like, get me a fucking drink. Yeah.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Back when they didn't even have television.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I want to take this moment to apologize. Exactly. Me and my buddy, the bartender, we were having a long night.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
No, we had a... You had to put gas in the TV. But luckily, gas was a nickel a gallon. Do you know Nickelodeons are called that because a Nickelodeon is a movie theater where the movie's a nickel?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
You've lost control.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
You have to have prepared bits on how to deal with an audience member. Yeah. And for the most part, you know, I've been doing stand up now for 16 years. And for like eight years of it, it was in the gay bars, which is just loud, rowdy, drunk. Everyone in the audience thinks they're funnier than you, better than you, can wear your dress better than you.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
And I'm like, I mean, I was used to dealing with really raucous, raucous people. They were just wanting to argue, wanting to challenge me. So I built some really good chops for dealing with hecklers. But for the most part, my audience is, I've gotten pretty good at keeping control.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
And also when you like scold your subs, when the dom, you know, scolds her subs, you have to do it in a way that is in the spirit of the show. So it still has to be fun. It still has to be funny. Or else they're like, oh my God, you know, Mommy just yelled at us.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
There's a she-wolf in the closet.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
No, I understand that for sure. Yeah. I've got pretty good at keeping it pretty even-keeled, and I think that the audience should have a healthy fear of the person on stage.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
They need to be a little bit afraid of what would happen if they step out of line.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Sometimes you do have to make an example of someone. Yeah.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
That's what a Nickelodeon is.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
What does big time mean?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I learned that from Nickelodeon.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
This is like the guy who asked for extra protein at Chipotle.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
You know, can I get extra protein? Cool, cool, cool. Like, very much that vibe. Very, very much that vibe. My craziest show recently was in Belfast. Ooh, too. And this one had nothing to do with me. It was just during the show. And then, first of all, I had a wardrobe malfunction. My wig just started, like, there's this, like, post on my wig, and I put the toppers on it.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I had this, like, base where my hair slicked up, and I would just switch the toppers out. And the post had broken, so my wig just fell off. I was like, oh, shit, my wig fell off. So that was very embarrassing. I had to put my wig back on. And then I come back, and I'm doing my stand-up, and there is just a fight.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
happening and i was like what i was i remember what's happening over there but they weren't responding to me because they weren't responding to what i was saying there was there was a just an argument had broken out between this this lady and this guy and they had come to like blows they were like they were like like people were being pulled apart damn and and then the lady stumbled out into the lobby she spilled her margarita into my merchandise and then the crowd just kind of got crazy i was like you guys are insane and then i asked him i said is this it was a wednesday
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I said, is this a typical Wednesday in Belfast? And the audience in unison all said, yes. And they're like, yeah, this is what we do on Wednesdays, bitch. Yes, yes. Whenever I go out, I don't drink, so I don't go out much. But I'm with someone who drinks. Someone who wants to take you out. And they're like, because let me tell you right now. It doesn't matter where you are.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Because, baby, let me tell you right now. In Belfast, we drink, honey. Baby, let me tell you right now. In Phoenix, Arizona, we drink, honey.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
That's hilarious.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
baby in andalusia alabama in boot scoot tennessee we drink honey every town thinks they drink more than everyone else right but belfast is they're telling the truth they're for real they were dead ass you said i can say with conviction they were they were on a wednesday night turnt going crazy i think i we have to get out of here this show is inside i'm i was genuinely afraid of the audience i was like i need to get out i'm afraid of you all
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
You located with that one. You got me.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Yeah, like they're trying to like pull focus their big break And I was like that's see because you bought a ticket to watch me and now you're talking a lot and that's crazy Well, they think of the scene for me though Like this is gonna be the moment where I like drew hears me tell a joke if she's gonna say are you iconic? Drew's going to invite me on stage. We're going to hold hands.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
We're going to sing Defying Gravity together. I will float into the sky and I will take over the podcast. That's what they think is going to happen. They're like, this is my moment. This is truly my moment.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
You ate, you chewed, you swallowed. You ate, you chewed, you swallowed.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Oh, they probably are. They're like, just in case.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Just in case you see my lips tonight, I want them to be clean.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
They're not straight.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
You know what it is? You have a lesbian energy. And I think part of it is how tall you are.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
And big lesbians clean up. Baby. I'm going to tell you right now.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Big lesbians clean the fuck up. Y'all all lesbians? Yeah. And big lesbians clean up, right? They're swimming.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Maybe they're swimming in puss.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
If a woman can get over six feet. Yeah. And you're in the lesbian community, you're about to be knocking it away with a baseball bat.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
They want to be roughed up by a big lady.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Have you ever thought about roughing up anyone sexually?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Not personally. Never thought about it?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Valid and fair. You're a masochist. Or a sadist, I mean. You're a sadist.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
No, masochists enjoy it.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I've roughed up some people. When I dress up, I am a gigantic lady.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Huge. And people like to be roughed up by a big lady. They do. They really like it. Honestly, I'm happy to oblige.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Is she the one who like – She was a bodybuilder. Did she like kill someone or did she get killed?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Yeah, Nicole Bass used to do it, too.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Oh, no, for sure. Yeah. I mean, I can't think of anything right now, but there have been times where I have deprecated myself in a way and I'm like, all right, that was for me.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Oh, it makes sense. Yeah, I think that's what's happening. These women are projecting their sexual fantasies onto you.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
From ladies again?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I haven't turned it on since. For $5,000 an hour with a five hour minimum. Yeah. And I'm only doing the first two hours. And it's on Zoom.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
And my camera's going to be off. I'm fully eating Taco Bell in bed. You're such a dumb little fucking boy.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
You're the worst little boy I've ever seen. Taco Bell has this new burrito that you can rip in half.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I'm going to say this. Yeah, low key. I'm going to go ahead and say it's clear to me. Taco Bell is just reselling the same thing over and over again.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Every single time.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Everything at Taco Bell tastes the same.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
But because that thing tastes good, I'm going to keep eating it. It's so good. I... I just, they really figured something out.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Not too much on me, all right? I'll do that bit. I'll do that bit. One time I was at this show. Oh, here's a story. This is a true story that happened one time. It was when I first ever touring gigs after being cast on Drag Race. It was before the show aired. I was at a place called Our Place in Seattle, Washington. And this guy came up to me and he just goes, I got to tell you, Bob, I love you.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Bitch, we've been there.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Maybe Mexicans like Mexican, like Taco Bell. Mexicans like Taco Bell, so I don't feel bad about it.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
This is a great video of, it's one of those like, what's the one when they used to make the list?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
BuzzFeed, it's like BuzzFeed. Sometimes one of those like BuzzFeed videos, and it's like Chinese people trying Panda Express.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Mexicans trying Taco Bell. Well, what's so interesting was all the young people like, 25 and under were like, oh, this is not authentic Chinese food. This is disgusting. I literally can't even chew this. All the old people were like, it's not Chinese food, but this is delicious. They're like, this is amazing.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
They were like, I don't know what the fuck this is, but this is really fucking good.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Same with all the young people. Like, I could never eat this. This is so crazy. You need to try my grandma's. Like, blah, blah, blah. And the grandma was like, this is amazing. This is fantastic.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
But I'm gonna have a nacho belgrano next time I come back. I know that much.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Yeah, Keith Lee, I think he might be untouchable.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
He always comes out smelling like roses no matter how much shit you throw at him. He seems to rise above it every single fucking time.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
The homemade bric-a-brac-a.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
It's bad. It's bad food. It's bad.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
There's peas in everything.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Everything has peas in it.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
And you're not going to sell me on beans on toast. I'm not eating it. I don't want to eat it. I don't want to put beans on my. And then you get there and they always go, well, you know, we have really amazing Indian food here. Well, baby, that's Indian food.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Baby, that's made by Indians.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
That's made by Indians. And immigrants came here and made this food.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
They get so mad when you don't eat their food. They get really mad. They get really.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
And it's delicious.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
One time I bought a pack of Doritos from America and I gave it to a Brit. They were like, oh my God. God, have I been eating Tostitos this whole time? This is amazing. Yes, American food is full of preservatives, 100%. You're right. It's delicious.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
And I'm like, what about how long you guys live? Do you need to live that long? Sometimes I think to myself, how long do you want to do this?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I said, thank you. That's so sweet. Thank you. He goes, you know, you know what I love about you? I said, what is it? I'm just smiling. Big shit eating grin on my face. And I said, oh, he goes, for you, it's about the talent. I said, oh, thank you. He goes, you care about the artist, the performance. I said, thank you. That's very, very true. Then he goes, you don't care what you look like.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
One of the biggest reasons why I got out of being religious is because the idea of eternal life That's a curse. I agree. I have to do some version of this for all, like, let's imagine, let's imagine that I die.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
And I go to heaven. And I'm looking down at my nephew and my, if I have kids. That's interesting. I'm looking at my kids and my nephew. I'm watching over them. Okay. They have kids. My grandkids. That's kind of interesting.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
They're kids. I don't know these niggas. We're on season three. I don't want to watch anymore.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
You've gone off the rails. I don't want to watch you all. I know my grandma is watching down on me. Leave that woman alone.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Hasn't she done enough in her life? Now she's watching you. It sounds horrible. I want to rest. I want to be done. I want to just... I want the... You know where the TV... I want that.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
You think the Earth's getting better?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
You know what I've thought about before that really kind of scares me? What if... And this is a crazy if. There's a couple of theories out there about other life form out there in the universe. And most scientists agree there is more than likely some life form somewhere in the world.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
You know what the scariest notion is, though?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
What if we are the most advanced? There are no spaceships. No one's there yet. This is as far as civilization has gotten. Doesn't that stink?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
One that I like more is they are so advanced. They're looking at us like we're ants, basically. Why would you bother calling them advanced? I'm not going to fuck with them. They're disgusting. That's more comforting than being like, this might be as far as...
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
And there's also another theory, too, that some other planets in some other place, even if they're in the same galaxy or if they're in galaxies nearby, it's just that their time in life was so long ago. The planet's just nothing now, and there's nothing even left on the planet. It's all just gone.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
They maybe had a whole thriving civilization for billions of years, and then there was like an 80-billion-year gap. Everything is disintegrated, and then ours started. So it's just so long. And also, you know, when you... The space is crazy. Space can make your head spin. Because you know what I think about the other day? The sky. Where's the sky? It's up there. But also, the sky is over there.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Have you thought about that? And the sky is down there. Because people on the bottom of the earth, they're pointing in the opposite direction. They're also pointing at the sky. The sky is there. It's there. It's up there. It's over there. That is crazy.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
So apparently when you go into a black hole, there's something called the event horizon where you go beyond the point of no return. Once you reach the event horizon.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I've never seen Interstellar.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
So the event horizon, once you reach the event horizon, you cannot go back because the black hole is just pulling in matter. Right. It's pulling in everything. It's pulling in light. Nothing can escape the black hole, right? And if your body goes into, you go into something called spaghettification, where your body is being pulled apart like strings, basically. Right.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
And then it gets to a point where you are in the black hole and you are frozen. Time is being perceived completely differently for you because there's so much mass and matter in the black hole. So people are looking from the outside. It will look like you are completely frozen. But for you, time is moving completely slowly. You go through the black hole.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I was like, I'm sorry, what? You don't care. You don't care how you look. I was like, I feel like I put effort into my look today. Granted, this may not be the best I've ever looked, but that gagged me.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
If you go through the middle part, you'll end up on the other side, which is a white hole. And on the other side, there's allegedly an entire other universe on the other side.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
A little bit. If you can survive it, if you can survive it, that would be fucking awesome.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
What's over there?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
And I hate that I'm never going to know. It drives me crazy that I'm never going to know what's over there. How do you know? It's on Google. How close is the nearest black hole? We'll never reach it. We will never reach it.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
That drives me crazy. I used to spend hours as a child trying to figure out. This is so crazy.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
trying to figure out how to travel at the speed of light i have this theory if you can make a matter that's lighter than light right then the light can propel this thing into space and time but then you have to put your body in it how do you make your body lighter than light itself because i think light does actually weigh something so the light can actually move the object and push it through space and time but light weighs practically nothing how far is it near speckle
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I don't even know what a fucking Earth year.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
That's so upsetting. That's so upsetting. I can't think about it too long or I'll go crazy.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I mean, if you knew me as a kid, it's very – Do you love space? I love space.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
In another world, I would have been some sort of scientist who dealt with space.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Instead, I'm just a bitch with a lot of opinions who wears a wig and wants to scream.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
It's so interesting, especially thinking about how small and insignificant Earth is, even in our own solar system.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I remember standing in Manhattan and feeling so small because Manhattan felt so big.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
And then realizing Manhattan's really small. Manhattan's about 14 miles north to south. Yeah. And about five miles east to west.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
You don't care what? Look at you. You're a fucking mess with the show. My God, the show.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
That's it. And then I realized that Manhattan can fit into Long Island like over 50 times. I think it might be even closer. Manhattan is so tiny.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
And then Earth can fit into the sun like... A thousand times over. And then there's sons that are like, we are so tiny and so insignificant. And we, that's why when I used to wait tables and I would get in the weeds and I forgot to put someone's food. You ever been a waiter?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
When you forget to put someone's food in, the panic that sets into your heart. The panic. That goes in your heart. I didn't put their food in. I didn't put their fucking food in. And then I remember thinking to myself, no one here. I used to work at a place called the Jekyll and Hyde Club. It was a themed restaurant. It was a haunted restaurant. And I remember thinking to myself, you know what?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
No one here is starving. No one's like, I am literally on the verge of death. Jekyll and Hyde Club. Gots to go to the Jekyll and Hyde Club.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
No one here is starving. No one here is dying. It doesn't matter. I forgot your food. It'll be fine.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
But then I get a little too nihilistic sometimes. I'm like, nothing matters.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Yeah, I can do anything I want. And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Reel it back, man. Reel it back. Reel it in.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Yeah, a little much.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I've always been a big fan of wrestling. I grew up watching WWF so long ago that it was called the WWF. And I was obsessed.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Oh, my God. I can't believe that my mom didn't believe when they said I was autistic. What? ! My mom was like, not my baby. They're over diagnosing. They're like, not your son.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I wanted one. My mom did not buy me the belt. I had to make one myself. I made one myself out of tinfoil and cardboard. I wanted it to be Mankind or The Rock or D'Lo Brown or Farouk or The Undertaker. That's so sick. I wanted it more than I wanted my next breath. So when I was a kid, I thought that my job was going to be, I was going to either be an announcer or a manager for the WWF.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Well, Nikki Garcia, who's on my Season of the Traitors, she's getting back into wrestling. She just did WrestleMania. And I was like, I should be her manager. You should. I should be her fucking manager.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I need to do it. If anyone's watching out there, Nikki Garcia, I'm begging. I'm literally begging at this point. I'm literally humbling myself because nothing matters. I can be humble now.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I'm humbling myself. Just for a week. Give me one week.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Yeah, it's literally Broadway. It's some of the most remarkable storytelling in the history of time. Here's why. It is a...
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
play or a TV show that happens in real time so when you watch I don't know Severance right once the episode ends next week the episode airs and it's only been five minutes for them yeah but it's been a week for you when you are on wrestling when the show if it is airing a week for you is a week for The Undertaker he lived a whole week
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
You are living your lives in real time with these fictional characters at the same time. It's so fantastical. It's so over the top. There's magic.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
And a lot of Samoans are big in wrestling.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Huge in wrestling.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
The way I love Rikishi so much as a child.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
His name is Sam?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I don't think Rikishi's name is Sam.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Roman Reigns had a really rough go at things.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Was it a podcast or just you? Yeah.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Roman Reigns is so famous.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I gotta say, there are so many remarkable stories you can tell of wrestlers. And why that one? No shade.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I mean, it's like everyone's died. My brother died. My other brother died. And it is sad. I want to say, it is very, very sad. You could tell Chyna's story. You could tell Mick Foley's story. Mick Foley's story?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Do you know how crazy Mick Foley's story is? Do you know how crazy these stories are?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Trish Stratus.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Yeah, I want to see Ric Flair's story. When Ric Flair came in for just a moment. Okay, so real tea is, I famously called Zac Efron, I mean, Zac Efron a bad actor on TV. I did. I was with his brother on The Traitors, and he goes, I grew up with an actor. And then on a, I just said, not a good one. I just threw that out there. Uh-uh. I didn't really have any strong opinions about Zac Efron's acting.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Yeah, so I was like, not a good one. And then Dolores was like, oh, that's not nice. I was like, I know that's why I said it. So I had this whole thing, and then everyone's talking to me like, have you seen Iron Claw? Have you seen Iron Claw? Have you seen Iron Claw? And to be clear, I don't think Zac Efron was bad in Iron Claw. No, no, no. I just didn't think it was a good movie.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
To a degree.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I want to see Mick Foley's story.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Mick Foley has such an interesting story. Love that. What an interesting journey. Mick Foley used to film himself doing these crazy hardcore stunts. And that's how he got on. He would, like, jump off his roof onto tables and break them and be like, cast me in the WWF. And that got so famous that they had to start sitting up and being like, hey, guys, do not film yourself. Yeah.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
jumping off of your roof do not set yourself on fire do not jump on barbed wire we will not cat we will not hire you that's we will not cast you we did that one time mcfoley did a good job we're done with that we are we are close all right also loki bring back still chairs is that horrible is that a bad take i don't think so bring back still chairs it's all it's all stage fighting yeah at the end of the day i mean there is there is there is real fighting but i'm saying like they're like stuntmen
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Yeah, they are stuntmen, yeah, which is the same energy you can get as a stuntman. Right. But also, stuntmen don't work, like, two shows a week for 20 years.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Well, sometimes they have to push it. So, uh, Jerry Lawler famously slapped, um, what's the comedian? He did the, uh, Jim Carrey played him in the, in the, uh, film man on the moon, man in the moon. Andy Kaufman. So Jerry Lawler slapped the shit out of Andy Kaufman on live TV. Damn. Because Andy Kaufman kept being like, it's fake.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
But you never lose control. Never let them hold the mic.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
And Andy Kaufman might have been in it, but he slapped the... And it was for real a slap? Oh, he slapped the taste out of his mouth. He slapped this man on live TV on a late night show because he kept calling it fake. And then Jerry Lawler goes, oh, you want to see how fake it is? And he slapped him. There was another guy one time who choked out some interview.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
They really don't like me calling it fake. They don't care anymore. Back in the day, they really protected that it was staged. They really protected how fake it was. And one guy was like, oh, you want to see how hard it is? And then he was like, yeah, put me in a chokehold. Choked him out on live TV. The dedication. It's crazy.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Do you do mean, greasy hair shows?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
And I watched it, baited, breathed, and cooked.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Yeah, me too. Yeah.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Oh, and they're also wearing these like slutty little outfits.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
They're so slutty.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Yeah, thank you.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
So slutty. I got my rocks off. I'm not going to lie to you. I got my rocks off, baby. I could talk about wrestling all day.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Yeah. You don't care how you look.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
It's great. I'm going to get my way into the WWE at some point. Nikki Garcia.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Oh, my God. I couldn't be a wrestler because you've met wrestlers.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Y'all, when I tell you these are the largest people you've ever seen in your life.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Shoulder to shoulder, up, down, hip to hip, front to hip. These are massive. You've never met people this big in your life.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Do people trauma dump on you?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
You know what I mean? The tiniest wrestler was this guy named X-Pac. He was so tiny. 6'2", 220 pounds. They used to throw this man around the... I mean, Rey Mysterio was pretty small as well. Christian was one of the small guys. Can you Google how tall Christian the wrestler... I love making people Google things. I...
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I'm like, do I have any fans who weren't going to kill themselves? Were all of you going to kill yourself?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Oh, I love it. I Google myself all the time. 6'1". 6'1". That's crazy. He was one of the tiny ones. He was a little man.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I think my goal right now is to be a manager because I want to do the shit talking on the camera.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I want to walk my wrestlers to the stage. I want to shit talk for them. I want to big up them. I want them to throw someone out of the ring, and I want to get a cheap shot in, throw in a little uppercut. You can body slam me. I can take a hit. Body slam me on something, honey.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
You can come to one of my games. I'm so gay. Will you come to my play rehearsal?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Yeah, my audition. If I get it, I really want you at one of the matches.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I've only been to one wrestling match in real life. I went to Macon, Georgia. And I remember Kevin Nash standing near me. And Rikishi was there. Rikishi was there. And I remember thinking, I remember Kevin Nash kind of like walked near me. And I was looking vertically. And I'm thinking to myself, like, this might be the largest man I've ever seen in my life. And I saw Hulk Hogan. Boo.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I saw Hulk Hogan in a, boo.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I can't say his name without saying that. In a Delta Sky Lounge once. These men have ruined their bodies. He's crooked. He's built like a fucking, he's drawn like a Tim Burton character. He's like sliding, leaning over. He's got like a very, I could have whooped his fucking ass. Right there by the fucking pita chips.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
And I should have.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Let's just go and watch. Don't tip me. I want to go.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
They're probably doing the Kia Forum or something.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
But I haven't watched wrestling in so long that I don't know who's- All the new people. Yeah.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I'm going to be cheering when Undertaker comes out. I'm going to be the old man like, Undertaker, tombstone!
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Yeah, that's the old cold starter. Yeah. Oh, my God.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I'm like, I don't know. Well, to be honest, my fans aren't that bad. I've traveled with a couple of the queens who have that. Trixie and Katya, all their fans were going to kill themselves. All of them.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I have an idea for a subscription service.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
You give me 50 bucks a month. And at some point, I just pop out. I don't know where we're going to be at. I tap in the nuts. It's called Netflix. I'm sorry. Continue.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
No, like a... A tap can really debilitate you.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I want to send one to Hulk Hogan. Yeah. Sorry, go ahead. Sorry, you're saying Netflix.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Like her mom, like her mom said before she died.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Yes. Yeah. A stand-up comedy special. I've had two already. Love. Winning RuPaul's Drag Race. Done that. What I'm working toward is I want to – I have a book coming out on March 25th. It's called Harriet Tubman Live in America. concert. I would love to join the ranks of you and become a New York Times bestseller. I love that. That would be really, really exciting for me. I'm so proud of this book.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
It is one of the best things I've ever written in my life. Writing prose is so much different than writing jokes and poems and raps. It took me, I don't know how long it took you to write your book, but it took me an embarrassingly long time. I want you to go first because I don't want to interrupt.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
They don't even like their fans.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
It took me four years to write like 240 pages. That is a page like every 10 days.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I filmed three seasons of a TV show. I toured with Madonna.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I recorded a stand-up comedy special by one of the traders. I did a lot at that time.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Just different than you.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
And some stuff that I never, ever thought. To do a world tour with the Queen of Pop. It's crazy. It wasn't even on the list. It wasn't even on the list. I was like, oh, wow, the list is updating itself. Google Maps is updating itself. This is crazy.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
It was really remarkable. I mean, I love Madonna. To me, she's so funny. She's so camp. She's so iconic. And honestly, what I really love about working with her, she really respects me as an artist. Sometimes as a drag queen, people are like, come here and read me and host my brunch.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I'm like, girl, if you think I'm at a point in my career where I'm hosting your fucking brunch at Marie's Pickle Shack, You've lost your fucking mind. That's not where I am in my career these days. But Madonna, like she didn't – I was – even without having to advocate for it, I had roles in the show that were in drag, roles that were out of drag. I helped create the show.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Like I got to be there with Madonna creating a 40-year retrospective on her iconic work. That's so amazing.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Yeah, how many of you get that? Make fun of me.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Hours and hours and hours of TikTok. Just go say the fucking blueprint, bitch.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
You're lying. I've never been so thin.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
No, for sure. You can't tell someone things that know everything.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Because that's the difference between you and I. I once did a roast tour with Jinx Monsoon.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
And she's really, really interested in being very, very PC.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
So she was like. At this Rose, when you go to a Rose, the point is, like, the gloves are off. You say anything you want.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
We're all consenting to this. Right. Everyone in the room who's watching is consenting. Everyone who is getting roasted, we're all consenting to it. So it's fine. Say the joke you want to say. I'm going to say some jokes too.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
But Jinx is like, I don't want to participate in that. So I'm just going to do any jokes about anyone's physical appearance or their race or anything like that. So instead, what she thought was a better take was to do just deep personal attacks on us as people. I was like, bitch, make fun of my makeup. The fuck is this? Well, damn. She's like, well, no one likes you. You don't have any friends.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
People don't trust you. I was like, go back to the black jokes. At least I've heard all of those already. That was crazy.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
You're actually really hard to talk to. People don't trust you. Your friends don't feel comfortable around you.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
And the fact that she thought that would hurt less is crazy to me.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
But not stage, though?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Well, there's plays where you don't have to act. Like, straight plays, yeah.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Mm-hmm. watching Shakespeare. I like straight theater, but yeah, I understand. Musicals are exciting.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Well, imagine my shock. I moved to New York City to become a famous Broadway actor. Imagine my shock when I got there to realize you gotta be able to sing and dance to be on Broadway. How dumb did I feel getting sent out of every call? They're like, bitch, you can't sing. I was like, oh, well, okay.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Y'all didn't say that. You should have said that before I bought my fucking ticket to this town. That would have been nice to know when I was living in Columbus, Georgia, literally.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Well, I mean, I absolutely see that for you. You know, you got to become friends with the casting director.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
This is why they don't do meet grease anymore.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
When I was auditioning for, why am I can't remember any names today? The Audrey McDonald play that she did is written by Aaron's and Flaherty, Ragtime. And they do this thing where before you give them your headshot, before you give them your resume, you all just stand in a line. And they just go, no, no, yes, no, no, no, no, yes. And then they trim it down, and then they look at your resume.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
One of Katya's fans brought a severed foot, their own severed foot, to the meet and greet.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
They don't even look at your resume yet. Can you imagine how hurt I was when I showed up dressed like a fucking – I was wearing the outfit. I was like, they're going to pick me. I had on a vest. I looked like I was in fucking Ragtime, the musical. And they looked me in my beautiful 22-year-old brown eyes and said, no.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
And I had to walk onto the streets of New York City and take the train back to Queens. That sucked. I hated it. But it's true. They just decided up front. You know, one of my biggest, when I first moved to LA in 2020, I auditioned. I've actually never, this is an exclusive.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Gang, gang. So I moved to L.A. because I moved here for a boy. Let's keep it a book. I moved here for a boy. We're not together anymore. He was so hot. I would have done a lot for him, and I did do a lot for him. And I moved all the way to L.A. I told myself it was because I got a small starring role on Lucifer, which I did do. I got a role on Lucifer. Oh, fun.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
And I was like, I'm moving for this. Baby, no one moves for a cameo. You don't move to be a day player. I was more than a day player, but I had like two or three scenes. You don't move for that. You know what I mean? Right. But then I was like, I was here. I was doing the audition thing. I actually got cast. in a show as a principal actor on Fox.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I had never had... I was like, this is crazy for me. It was a show called... It was a show about dancing, and it was called... I can't remember the name of it. Maybe Fox show about dancing. It was a show. It was a scripted show. You're going to Google. It was a show about creating a reality TV show about dancing.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I'm not lying. You can Google it.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
The Big Leap. It was called The Big Leap. I was cast in The Big Leap. I got the offer. It was a beautiful offer. And I had to say no.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Because I was doing We're Here on HBO. They were filming the pilot when I was filming one of our episodes.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
And I was like, I cannot believe that I got cast in a show and I had to actually say no.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Yes, I was devastated. I have actually never said that. Then I went back and I watched the first two episodes and I watched the trailer and the guy they have, who's apparently a really, really great actor, by the way. When I tell you, he looks just like me. He dresses just like me. I was like, this is crazy. He's probably out there still scooping up all the rolls I can't figure out.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
No, someone had their foot amputated, and they brought the foot to the meet and greet and handed it to Katya.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
That's the guy right here. Yeah. Looking just like me.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Very handsome.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Very handsome.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Yeah, for sure. For sure. But no, but I see her for you.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Well, I will say this. First of all, I know this sounds like crazy, but in the open, when you slate, be yourself.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Don't try to neutralize yourself. Some people want to neutralize themselves so they can fit into the character. But for some of us who are not famous for our acting, we're often being cast because of who we are.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
And then it's a bonus that we can act.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
So they want to see that Drew a follow. They want to see that personality before you get into the acting scene. Because more than likely, if you're being called in for a role, that character is probably just like you.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
She took it. She held it. She held it up to her ear. She cuddled it. She cradled it.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Can you do this?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I don't know. You probably, if you said that, you probably got casted. She was like, oh, that's what I was looking for. That's what I was looking for.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
There it is. And this is why I don't fucking do. This is why they don't do me. My fans are a little more grounded. A little more grounded.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
It's okay to care because you get something you want. Yeah.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
That's not, that's not, that's not, that's, you don't give, that's not your vibe at all.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
You say, yes, honey, Miss God. Yes, Mama Tongue Pop. Yes, Diva Down Boots. Diva Down, Chaperone Lady Gaga.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
They'll ask you to do it blacker. They'll ask you to do it gayer. I probably haven't asked you to do an accent yet. You know, I know.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
No, for sure.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Both feet on the ground.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
They're like, well, we're going to have you play this Filipino woman.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I think you should honestly probably do. Write your own thing.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Write your own thing. Pitch it yourself. And that way you can write how you want to sound. And because of your level of celebrity, it's easy for you to get in the rooms. So obviously you want to pitch to a production company and the production will pitch to a network. You know what I mean?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Ten toes down, my fans.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
But if you can get a deal with a production company who believes in you, who believes in your project and what it is you want to do, that way you're doing the roles you really want to do.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Even Tyler Perry, I don't really love Tyler Perry's films, but he's not getting cast in much other stuff besides his own stuff. I mean, granted, he's pretty. I don't think he'd accept roles. He's so fucking rich and wealthy.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Like at this point.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
But even early on, he was just writing stuff for himself.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
No one else was going to fucking write the stuff.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
It's repulsive. I'm going to go ahead and say it. I'm going to go ahead and say it. Amputated foot is repulsive.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Method act. The truth is, I actually find romance quite cheesy. I'm not a romantic. In general or in film?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I check out once the romance story happens. If I'm here for Avengers, I want to see y'all fight aliens in space. I don't care that Chris Pratt is in love with this guy.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
green lady I don't care I'm not here for that part of the story right I always check out so I understand that and I've never have I ever played a romantic role I mean I've I've been in roles where I've had partners yeah but we weren't it was not we were like that we were not like we were already together yeah there was no like scenes at because I think about that and that gives me like a tangible like anxiety that's something I'm talking about in therapy which is like
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Yeah, you're future tripping. Yeah.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
And even if I'm lying, I'm going to say it anyway. It's disgusting.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
You're burning bridges before you cross them. You're burning bridges before you cross them.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
It was a pretty big loss. And I've had some other, I mean, I've been in other TV shows. I was in, I think probably the biggest thing I did was probably Tales of the City. with Laura Linney and Elliot Page and Olympia Dukakis, RIP Olympia Dukakis, Fortune Themester. So that was a pretty big role for me. For me, probably not for anyone else, but for me it was pretty massive.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Not everyone. Tell the Housewife fans that. Yeah.
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their their fan bases are they are crazy it's very interesting because the drag race fan base is also crazy but they're brave like they'll they'll yell at you they're yelling but it'd be from their real account that's true housewife fans are they're cowards they're yelling at you but it's not like an account with like of like dorinda's bracelet the problem is like dorinda's hair flip or something you know what the fuck are you talking about my account's called nini leaks wig
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So they can like troll you behind their account with like three characters with like three followers. But like on Drag Race fans, it is from their real account. It's like a picture of them wearing scrubs. Being like, you're an ugly bitch and I hate you for sending my favorite home.
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Drag race fans are unhinged. No fear. No fear, honey.
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Full T. Traders was very stressful for me because it was a stressful time in my life. 2024 was a rough year for everyone. I had a really shit year. My house burned down in January. My mom died two weeks before Traders. My mom's funeral was one week before Traders. And then I went and I did the Traders. So my mom passed away. The next week we had her funeral.
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The week after that, my nephew graduated high school. So I came back to his graduation and then I left from my mom's house to go and do the traders. It was crazy.
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Thank you very much. Thank you. It was crazy. It was a crazy time in my life, but I did get a little rest, but I got a little break from the chaos of my life and everything just like literally burning down and losing everything. I don't have anything from my childhood. I have nothing to remember my mom by. Even her car burned down. All I have is her mom's cell phone.
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All I have is her fucking cell phone. So it was really hard for me to like go through that whole process. But I wasn't able to take a break from like the madness and thinking about that. I got to play this fun game. And I play really, really hard. I play really hard. I play really fast. I believe if you're going to do something, go in and do it.
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right go in absolutely have fun i wasn't trying to hide in the castling corners and like hide from people i was like i'm here to cause a scene i'm here to create madness and i'm a fucking traitor oh there will be chaos well that's why they picked you too yeah if you think about it like they want big personalities that are gonna stir some shit up but that's what makes it fun and i did and i and you did ended yeah it did can you tell me your favorite memory with your mom
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I would love to know. Oh my God, I have so many. I think that my favorite memories were just coming home and seeing my mom. My mother was, she had mobility issues. My mother was disabled. So to the end of her life, she would just like sit in her bed and I would just come home, walk to the front door and just sit in my mom's bed with her. I slept in the same bed as my mom every time I went home.
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Are we one in the same? Whenever I do interviews, it goes, where's the place you like to go back home? I want to go home.
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In the same bed. I was almost 40 years old sitting in bed with my mother.
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We watch Judge. My mother had a crush on Judge Mathis. But we don't all have great taste. No kidding. His son is fine.
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Do you ever watch Judge Mathis? Yes, I have watched Judge Mathis. He always thinks everyone's doing crack. And you can be there for a parking ticket. Yeah, but you did a little crack, didn't you? Yeah, I know it was a little bit of crack. And they'll be like, yeah, in college. Yeah, I knew you did crack. I can always smell a crack. Everyone's not doing crack, Judge Mathis. Jesus Christ.
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This is a divorce hearing.
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Do you see how obsessed I am with people? I'm like, are they laughing?
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Judge Mathis would be pretty good up there.
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I'm kind of scared. I think Judge Judy might be a Republican.
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I think she might be a Republican.
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I'm also really glad that Joan Rivers is dead. I said this the other day. I'm so glad she's dead because we would have turned on her. She would have been problematic. I would have turned on her.
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I'm glad that it ended when it ended because we would have had to turn on her and that would have been tough for me.
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Melissa again my impression is Mario Cantel and impersonating Joan Rivers at the roast of Joan Rivers it's not even a good and his wasn't even good so mine is really bad the real Russian doll of an impersonation I do so many bad impersonations so many bad impersonations yeah I don't yeah I don't do impersonations I don't think mine are terrible how many have I done for you you've only ever done Joan Rivers for me okay here are a few of my impersonations and they're really bad I only do one good impersonation okay
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I'm going home. I'm going home. I'm sending myself home. I love to be home more than I love to be anywhere. I don't like going to restaurants. I don't like going to clubs. I don't like going. I'll go to my friends' houses. I'll go to my house.
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Okay. Who's that? That's Kamala Harris. Was it bad? Yes. Was it recognizable to one person in the room? Here's the other one I have. We have a huge problem in the United States of America when 98% of the wealth is going to 2% of the population. That's Bernie Sanders. I have one person who sees me for who I truly am here.
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They're usually political figures. Oh, there's this one too.
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That's Chris Rock. You need a woman of a certain age to appreciate that one. Thank you. These young motherfuckers don't know shit. And then my final one. America. See, immediately. Yeah, that one's Barack Obama. Just last week, I was talking to Michelle. She told me, she said, Barry, nigga, act right. That was pretty good.
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Political candidates and Chris Rock.
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Politicians always have these weird fucking voices.
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Yeah, they all have really interesting voices. Most not all, but most of them.
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Hillary Clinton didn't have a very interesting voice, though.
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But Kamala Harris, I would recognize that voice anywhere.
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What's the guy with the crazy voice? I know he has a thing. But the health guy. RFK. RFK. Yeah. Donald Trump. Mitch McConnell. I would recognize these voices literally anywhere in the world. I'd be like, that's fucking.
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That's Mitch McConnell talking right now. Unfortunately, yeah. I mean, I can't do my Mitch McConnell. It's quite ableist, my Mitch McConnell impersonation. It is very ableist. I'm going to just keep it a buck. It's ageist. It's ableist. It's really problematic.
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I wish you would quit watching.
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It means copy. Gang, gang.
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And then when I'm out, I stay at my hotel. Right. Because here's my thing. This is going to be a hot take too. There's like... Three, maybe four cities in the world. There's the one with the beach, the one with the trees, the one with the buildings, and the one in the suburbs. And they just speak different languages there. And the people are different colors. But those are all the ones.
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Another thing we tried to get her to say, she's like, I don't think I should be saying gang gang.
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She was like sweating, top lip sweating. That was fun. It was fun that we did that together. And I'm glad that we did it together.
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And the lady with us, Teffy?
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I just found out about her that day. She's pretty cool.
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Harry Dales goes up to people.
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Harry Dales has these hostage situations where he... Where he corners you and sings a song to you. Right. And I was like, I'm going to sing Fuck the Police to Harry Daniels. I cannot wait to go up to Harry Daniels. I'm going to interrupt this conversation. I don't care who he's talking to. I don't care if he's talking to fucking Cynthia or Revo. I'm interrupting the conversation.
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As soon as I'm going to interrupt the conversation, I hand him my board from the phone. I was like, I'm going to go sing Fuck the Police to Harry Daniels. And she's in the background of the video. Yeah. How does he get into these places? He's saying to the president of the United States of America.
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And I'll say true or false.
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Yeah, which is just TDQ, the drag queen. TDQ.
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That is true. I got arrested, I want to say, oh my God, 2010? No.
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okay yeah and bryant park and fun fact about that when i was i got arrested because i didn't know how long i'd be in jail because it could have been for the whole weekend so i was like i need to pack snacks but i can't bring a bag so i had and i kid you not a bagel under my wig my tits were made of cashews and i had a cliff bar under each one of my hip pads that is a true fact you said i keep that motherfucking thing on me exactly i keep that thing on me yeah
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It says Bob used to work as a real estate agent. Yeah, I was a licensed real estate salesperson. You have to work a little longer to be an agent. But yeah, in New York City, I specialized in rentals, and I was mostly renting to drag queens and cabaret performers and strippers who I knew through the nightlife scene.
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If you've been to Miami, you've been to Barcelona, it's the same one.
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10-year break from actual acting. I started focusing on stand-up comedy. I was like, I know that my calling is going to be stand-up comedy. I'm just a really funny person. I'm really good at writing jokes. And then Tony Kushner, who is the Pulitzer Prize, I believe Oscar award-winning, Tony award-winning author who wrote Angels in America. He wrote the movie Lincoln. He wrote Carolina Change.
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He wrote the movie The New West Side Story. He writes, he's that guy, he's that girl. He reached out and was like, I feel like you are a good actor. I just saw you on Drag Race. I just feel in my heart that you're a good actor. Would you audition for Angels in America? So my return to acting was doing eight shows a week, which, by the way, I'm going to go ahead and say that's an inhumane schedule.
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Eight shows in six days. That's crazy. They get one day off a week, and it's a Monday. What the fuck am I going to do on a fucking Monday? I don't know.
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in my prime yeah literally uh so so i returned to do angels in america at the berkeley rep and uh angels is a is two plays each one's about three and a half hours damn and i was with heavy hitter steven spinella tony award winner steven spinella uh randy harrison like danny faradani like some massive brilliant actors that's crazy yeah look at you you said
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If you've been to London, you've been to New York, you've been to Paris, they're just talking different in each town.
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I'm a pretty good actor. I'm not going to lie. I'm a pretty good actor.
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Yeah, whenever I would go on a gig, I would just film myself on my phone doing ridiculous stuff. It was just like just doing the stuff I do, meeting people, meeting the queens where I'm going at, on the plane with my assistant, Luis, at the time. And I would edit it on the plane. I would literally sit on the plane and edit it.
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But then I kind of stopped doing it because my phone just ran out of space. Have you ever had your phone be so full you couldn't even send a text?
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You've had that happen? It stresses you. You can't even see the text.
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I have a Google Pixel.
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Green bubbles. Not everyone can afford an iPhone, Drew.
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Season three, how dare you. Sorry. I'm kidding.
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No, but I really love, I mean, the Google Pixel is just, I'm not caving for Google, but it is a fucking good phone. And I just got used to using Androids for so long. And I actually do have, can someone bring my bag into the room? I'm going to show you something that I don't tell a lot of people. Thank you, my dear.
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Also grayer.
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So this is my Google Pixel, but the truth is, Drew, I have an iPhone.
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I just don't use it. I have an iPhone. I just don't text anywhere.
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It's just shit weather all the time.
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Exactly. So I do have an iPhone. I use it for a certain stuff. The Google Pixel camera is really like,
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over the top in advance and when you try to film in tiktok it the quality is decompressed so badly so i use my iphone right when when quality is higher it uploads in terrible quality it actually really does it actually when you film it from the app the app itself is not capable of handling the quality of the google pixel i'm not making this up there's some tech nerd in the company like actually just
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Actually, Drew, he's actually right. It's the same thing as a Google Pixel.
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I wish I was working at Google Pixel. But yeah, but the iPhone is better for those apps. And then there's certain things, a lot of things with the Google phone is better for the iPhone. So I just kind of flop back and forth between the two. I got three phones, actually. One for the bros, one for the hoes, one for the nos. I'm kidding. I don't do coke. I'm kidding. I don't do coke.
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Not anymore.
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2024 is crazy.
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Nine years old. That hurt.
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18 years old. How dare you? I just graduated high school at Clayton County, Murrah High School in Clayton County.
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I think I'm the most famous person from my high school.
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Not from every high school in the world. I was like... But I mean, Clayton County actually is a pretty, I mean, there's a lot of famous rappers from Clayton County.
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Lotto is from Clayton County.
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Waka Waka Flame is from Clayton County.
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Michael Montana is from Clayton County. I think Bubba Sparks might be from Clayton County, but he might be from LaGrange, Georgia. I'm not sure where Bubba Sparks is from.
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So there's a lot, but they didn't go to my high school.
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They never ask me. Doesn't that stink?
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I told my agent, I said, I want to do it. He told me, you should do a show. You're going to go to Atlanta. I said, no, I'm going to go to Columbus, Georgia, where I was born. I'm going to Columbus, Georgia.
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i'm gonna go back to my alma mater right and i'm going to put on it's gonna i'm gonna sell out the bill hurd theater the biggest theater hometown hero when i tell you that was my lowest selling show when i tell you columbus said you said when i tell you columbus doesn't give a about me didn't care I had more members of my family in the audience than I had paying people. I paid to do that show.
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That was insane. And my agent was like, no, don't go. I said, no, you don't get it. My town loves me, baby.
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They didn't even hire security. They were like, we're going to give you one usher and someone worth a popcorn machine, bitch.
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It was very humbling. It ended up being a really beautiful show because I just ended up not caring and doing my own thing. But I was like, I remember thinking to myself, this is going to be my big come home moment. They're going to gag me. No one. My lowest. I did over 80 shows. I sold less tickets there than anywhere I've ever been. Columbus, I'm very disappointed in you. Very disappointed in you.
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You know who likes to go and do stuff?
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I put you bitches on the motherfucking map.
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I think I'm famous from Columbus, Georgia. Wayne Brady's from Columbus, Georgia.
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And also, I don't know if you know Ma Rainey is a famous blues singer. She's from Columbus, Georgia and she might be my cousin. Okay, T. Yeah, I think Ma Rainey might be. Look at you. Have you ever done the DNA test?
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This means white people.
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I will send my fucking DNA to anyone. I'll send a bottle of sperm to anyone.
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White people are like, I'm going to go on a vacation. And you know what I'm going to do? Hike. Hike. Carry things, take a class, make pottery. Learn, go to a museum. It's a vacation, bitch. Go lay your ass down. I like to go to a place with a couple of friends, rent a giant Airbnb and never leave it.
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I'm not doing anything interesting.
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Y'all want to watch me play on Fortnite?
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I love video games.
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I like Super Smash Brothers.
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So I love fighting games. But I've specifically been zoning in on Super Smash Brothers specifically. I probably want to come back for the first time in a long time, like two nights ago with a friend of mine. And it just took me so long to get back into it. But Super Smash, I'm that girl.
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See, I have a few. My first go-to is always Villager. Okay, T. Villager's also the only character you can make black. I don't even know this. If you L1 back one time, you get Black Villager. Black Villager! I love this. I just always say that.
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Black Villager. Black Villager! You can make some characters literally the color black. There's like a black Kirby.
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There's a black Donkey Kong, a black King K. Rool, a black Ganondorf. But they're literally the color black.
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But Villager is like a black woman.
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No, there's also a black Inkling.
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Kirby girly? Yeah. I hate the Kirbys.
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I feel like I'm going to say right now, if you get back into it, I feel in my heart of hearts, you're going to be a Zelda girly.
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You've got some Zelda in you. She's a really great character. She has great defensive moves. She can deflect moves as well. She has a shield. She has a guard who shows up out of nowhere and swings a big sword at you. She's a great character.
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I like Fortnite because it's like a first-person shooter game. But I can't Call of Duty. I can't.
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It's too real.
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But in Fortnite they just kind of like evaporate. I'm like, oh, that's what I want to see. They like – they like fade away. But this game is like – Cartoon death. The guy's literally like, my wife. Tell my wife I love her. I'm like, Jesus Christ.
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Well, when you play Fortnite, it's not really first person because you can actually see their person.
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How were you?
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I do love Fortnite. Fortnite and Smash are my two favorite video games. And then every 15 years they release a Zelda. I will play the whole thing.
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I mean, Tears of the Kingdom was really, really great. I mean, Breath of the Wild is really that girl.
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I don't think they will ever top Breath of the Wild.
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Yeah, you're going to have to play it on Switch. Breath of the Wild, 10 out of 10 recommend.
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She doesn't like Wrath of the Wild.
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No, I've never played it.
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Do you ever get ready with memes?
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Do you ever do them?
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Do you do your own makeup sometimes too?
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Valid, valid affair.
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You look stunning.
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So what's he do the other times? We need to have a conversation. Let's have another reevaluation, a work assessment, honey.
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That's hilarious.
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My greatest gift is that I am not a perfectionist.
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I just do it. Just make it. Just make the TikTok. Make the food. Draw the picture. write the book, write the joke, and you'll just get better next time. Yeah.
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You don't know that many people? No, I'm kidding. Yeah. Oh, you don't get out much.
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That means a lot to me. And also, I'm going to get you a copy of my book. Please do. I meant to bring it, but I ended up giving away a bunch of the queerties last night that I was hosting, and I ran out of books. But I'm going to get you a signed copy of my book, and I'm going to text you over. So in my audio book, there are two original songs in it.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Two original songs. I'm going to send them over to you. I'm so, like, these are the best songs I've ever written.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
These are legit the best songs I've ever, they're written from the perspective, like, the point of view, the POV of Harry Tubman.
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WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
The best songs I have ever written in my fucking life, and I cannot wait to share them with you.
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WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I think it's fantastic. Oh, yeah. Who's your nail person?
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WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
uh her name is michelle michelle nail studio michelle eight yeah she does a good job crazy that the very first sin was a woman who ate that's crazy well i'm so happy for you i'm so excited for your book and obviously everybody here already knows where they can find you at bob the drag queen yeah bob the drag queen and if you want to get my book you can go to read the drag queen.com period you want to see me on tour go to see the drag queen.com and if you would like to get a signed copy of my book go to bob signed book.com that's a lot of urls i know
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WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
A lot of earls.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I think I'm a chamomile. I obviously love your family.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Hot take. I love you guys. I love you.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
This is my second time on the Comment Section. It sure is, Queen. Who's your most visited guest?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I'm like glitter. I get everywhere and I'm impossible to get rid of.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I never had lice. Never had lice. I don't have a... Read the room, Drew. I was like... Read the room.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
The ableism. The bald community. Yeah, the body shaming.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
They always get mad at you. They will say everything, but the moment you say anything, you can be like, your haircut made me like, oh, but now body shaming's cool?
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WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I hate when someone goes, but I thought that you always were the ones who love everyone. Who the fuck told you I love everyone? I don't even know everyone. Yeah.
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Love everyone.
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WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
We've started a whole second podcast. We got to go. All right. Thank you all.
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WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
No, they are not. No one's perfect. I understand. It's okay. You're not there yet, Josh.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
How old is Josh?
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WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Who's been on the pod the most?
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WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Baby, if you tell me, if we're on vacation and you tell me about 6 a.m. plans, I would rather shit in my hands and clap in front of my face with my mouth open than go climb ropes at 6 a.m. on a vacation. Also, fuck a hike. I'm not hiking.
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WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I don't get it. Google Maps is available. Yeah. I'm looking at a Google worldview.
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WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
And honestly, guys, often it looks just like it looks in the picture. It might look a little, you might be like, oh, I thought it'd be bigger. Oh, I thought it'd be smaller. It's like a dick pic. Oh, I thought it looked bigger.
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WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
But that's it. That's the one. We saw the Eiffel Tower.
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WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Wasn't that cool?
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WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Paris is bad. Not as bad. Let me tell you right now, there is one country that you cannot... I don't think you can pay me. You'd have to offer an absurd amount of money. Almost every black person I know is like this. In fact, the comments are already typing in the name of this one specific country.
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WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I feel like Cato's going to be the first three.
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WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
It's not this country, but I was doing a show in Zagreb, Croatia, and a guy from this country said, hey, you left us off the tour. You have to come back to Italy. You will never in your... in your linguine eating life. Catch me back in Italy.
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WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I've heard that. Unless I have to go there. I went there during the Madonna tour. We did two stops in Italy and it was only because we literally had to. I do not like that country.
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They are monsters. Racist, racist monsters.
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WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Ms. Heron, he's obsessed.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
You know which one is Bouncers? The Bossa Nova on Sunset.
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WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
And he wants me so bad.
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WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
But also someone was murdered outside the Bossa Nova.
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WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
So yeah, yeah. Valid.
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WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
And I am available. Yeah.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Like the agents from Lilo and Stitch. Yeah.
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WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
He's from New Jersey.
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i'm so honored to have you back you fucking legend i'm happy to be back thank you for having me have you thought about turning or like using your laugh to do like voiceover work yes of course i have it's a little bit uh what's his name luke skywalker original luke skywalker doris bader mark was a little mark hamill mark hamill i've never heard mark hamill laugh well it's not his laugh but mark hamill played the joker and he had a laugh that goes did you ever watch the proud family
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
The restaurant. Twice.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
Damn, double homicide.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
I don't like going to restaurants. I don't like going to do things. What's the point? No one at home is going to do that to me. No one in my home is going to do that. I can walk in. No one stop me. Hey, we don't have room for you, darkie. I can just walk right in my home.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
WWE SMACKDOWN Ft. Bob the Drag Queen | Episode 162
So, yeah, I get it. I get it. You know what else kind of stresses me out? When my friends invite me to their show, and I will buy a ticket. I will buy a ticket. But if you're like, no, and then you're like, you're on the list. The list stresses me out.