One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya
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I just wanna, I have like so much in my mind going on. Are you okay? If I ever get a chance to go to space like Katy Perry. Yeah. I know that it's like bad press. I know that it's whatever. I want to go to space. And if I ever get that opportunity, I know it might make people mad and it might seem tone deaf or whatever, but I'm going to space for 11 minutes. Do it. Because guess what? She's been to space 11 minutes longer than me or anybody I'll ever meet. And I think space is cool. And if it makes the whole world turn on me, I will still be like, bitch, I see you all. I seen you in this tiny blueberry in the sky. And I know your tea. I could see your house. I could spit on you from up there. But see, you'd be so connected to love upon return that it wouldn't matter.
Gun to your head. If you got a free trip to space for 11 minutes today, would you go? On the Blue Origin? Yes. No, I would not. You wouldn't go to space just to see it? No, because I don't even want to get on an airplane. But I'm saying like, I would also take a free submarine trip. I would also take like, if it's somewhere exotic, I'm going. Baby, I'm not going to be another billionaire going down and getting crushed like a bug. I know. In that little submersible, which is Conti. I know. We're probably going to flip a tour bus and die anyway. Thank you.
Okay.
Let's have that conversation. Let's have that conversation. Do you know what happens to RVs when they crash? They explode. They completely collapse. Oh, they're just, they fall apart. They're not made to take impact. When they tip over, the walls literally just collapse. Buses probably too. Well, if you think about it, it is like a shanty on wheels. It completely is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely Oprah. You'd really go to Blue Origin? What would you say? You know, this morning I was just like, I know that people have gotten mad at Gayle King and whoever, whatever. I know that it's tone deaf, but I would love to see space. Why is it tone deaf? What about it is enraging to people, do you think? Well, if we're having harsh and real conversations about...
You know, money for veterans. Income inequality.
Yes. People starving.
Things that money could really go to. But is it Katy Perry's responsibility as an entertainer to feed the children? I guess. According to public opinion, it is. Well, I think it's such a frivolous, expensive activity during a time of such hardship in like... international strife. But I was like, if you hate one trip to the, if you hate one trip to the moon, bitch, you're going to hate how often that bitch flies private for 20 years. Then you're going to really get to when Taylor Swift, if you look at Taylor Swift's mileage on that PJ, maybe your head's going to explode. You think Taylor's in a Waymo? You think Taylor's in a Waymo with no driver? She's an Uber group. What do you call that? She's an A1 to get around? A1. Baby, get into the A1. I can't tell what's A1 or not these days. I can't tell what's A1 or not. I don't know. I don't know either. I know what was not A1 this morning. This morning. Baby, you could never come. My blood game at the bathroom counter with the gum flossing, you could never. I can't. You know why?
Because I floss, so it doesn't bleed. When I did that water pick this morning, I said, ooh, girl. No, when girls are flossing and there's blood, I'm always like, new money. Because if you floss all the time, there is no blood. That's how they get you. Girl, I got to tell you this. I went to Dr. Sun. Hi, Dr. Sun. And they have a new dental hygienist.
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