Hot Loads Delivered Straight to Your Door with Trixie and Katya
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Hi. This is the kind of beat that go ra-ta-ta, ta-ta-ta-ta, ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta. Sex is so good, I say. Blah, blah, blah. When I take my thong off, my ass goes boop. My ass goes boop. I love that shit. You know? And I'm wearing an American flag thong right now. And the thing is, it's fun. It's super fun and it's creative. Hey, Grocery Economy. It hurts nobody, helps everybody. You know, what about gray ass corpse Biden's ceasefire speech moment? That was a mannequin doing AI. You know, he's not in the, without being ageist, he's not in the age group for my dream president. My dream president is about 35. Sweetie darling, we don't have to be ageist to say that. It's not ageist to say you don't want the Crypt Keeper as commander in chief. Yeah. Yeah.
I don't, this is what I don't like. And, um, I'm happy to tell you that it's a ceasefire. What I don't like, what I don't like is, okay. You have to be 35 to run for president in the United States. But if you run for president at 35, they say you're too young. It reminds me of in pageant world where no matter how good you do, if you haven't competed a few years, you can't win. It's not her year. Or it's like, how do I get a job experience? How do you get experience, but you can't get a job? You know what I mean? Yes. Mary, do you know what was Pam Bondi? No. Baby, don't get me started. Miss Pam Bondi, they got her up there on the stand and they said, so true or false, Donald Trump lost the 2020 election. These people won't even say. They're like, well... Joe Biden was elected president. And they're like, no, that's not what I asked. I need you to say on camera in front of God and everyone that you agree.
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And they like, won't say, is that what the thing with JD Vance was doing? All that word salad. He was doing old country buffet salad bar. Okay. I'm, I'm Republican and you're democratic. Ask me if I like orange juice or apple. Do I like orange or apple? Mr. Vance, which do you prefer apple juice or orange juice? Well, you know, in my 18 years as a prosecutor, I have found that apple juice and orange juice are two things that many Americans like. You know, I remember growing up in Missouri, my mom giving me apple juice in the morning before I went to school. And, you know, when I was deployed and I was, you know, fighting for the rights of Americans, we were having apple juice in spider holes.
And so I guess I want to say that apple juice and orange juice are both important drinks. That's not the question. I need you to answer either or. So one or the other. Do you like apple juice or do you like orange juice? Which do you prefer? Well, Congresswoman. I would like to assert once again that I would just defer to the president-elect United States about their... Excuse me, we're not deferring to anybody. It's a simple question. Apple or orange? Can I say that this isn't even realistic because we stopped to listen to each other? I don't know what's wrong with my brain, but the same as at the DMV, how I couldn't read the screen while people were talking. When I am watching a debate where two people are both talking, it makes me want to... Get up there and no matter what side I'm on, I want to slap both of them across the face.
I want to Mangione them all. Girl, it's just too much. It's too much.
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