The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
Hot Loads Delivered Straight to Your Door with Trixie and Katya
Tue, 28 Jan 2025
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Chapter 1: What are hot loads and why are they trending?
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You know, what about gray ass corpse Biden's ceasefire speech moment? That was a mannequin doing AI. You know, he's not in the, without being ageist, he's not in the age group for my dream president. My dream president is about 35. Sweetie darling, we don't have to be ageist to say that. It's not ageist to say you don't want the Crypt Keeper as commander in chief. Yeah. Yeah.
I don't, this is what I don't like.
And, um, I'm happy to tell you that it's a ceasefire. What I don't like, what I don't like is, okay.
You have to be 35 to run for president in the United States. But if you run for president at 35, they say you're too young. It reminds me of in pageant world where no matter how good you do, if you haven't competed a few years, you can't win. It's not her year. Or it's like, how do I get a job experience? How do you get experience, but you can't get a job? You know what I mean? Yes.
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Chapter 2: How can I protect my online identity?
And they like, won't say, is that what the thing with JD Vance was doing? All that word salad. He was doing old country buffet salad bar. Okay. I'm, I'm Republican and you're democratic. Ask me if I like orange juice or apple. Do I like orange or apple? Mr. Vance, which do you prefer apple juice or orange juice?
Well, you know, in my 18 years as a prosecutor, I have found that apple juice and orange juice are two things that many Americans like. You know, I remember growing up in Missouri, my mom giving me apple juice in the morning before I went to school. And, you know, when I was deployed and I was, you know, fighting for the rights of Americans, we were having apple juice in spider holes.
And so I guess I want to say that apple juice and orange juice are both important drinks.
That's not the question.
I need you to answer either or. So one or the other. Do you like apple juice or do you like orange juice? Which do you prefer? Well, Congresswoman. I would like to assert once again that I would just defer to the president-elect United States about their... Excuse me, we're not deferring to anybody. It's a simple question. Apple or orange?
Can I say that this isn't even realistic because we stopped to listen to each other? I don't know what's wrong with my brain, but the same as at the DMV, how I couldn't read the screen while people were talking. When I am watching a debate where two people are both talking, it makes me want to... Get up there and no matter what side I'm on, I want to slap both of them across the face.
I want to Mangione them all. Girl, it's just too much. It's too much.
Well, I liked when they started cutting their mics off, but also, you know, I guess it's probably naive and a little Pollyanna to think that you're ever going to get a straight answer out of any politician.
I think that sometimes they should replace them with red and green, like, yes, no, a button. No talking, just hit a button. Multiple choice. Right. Because like, oh, do you believe that, you know, do you believe in- Cunty, SAT style debate. Well, celebrities do this too, which I don't like because they'll be like, oh, do you believe that same-sex marriage should be legal?
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Chapter 3: What was the impact of Biden's ceasefire speech?
Well, it's going to be better than Amelia Perez. T. Sweetie. If Amelia Perez can get the Golden Globe, I think this movie could make Pamela the president. Footage of my honeycomb walls drying from a new coat of paint will get better, is more entertaining than Amelia Perez. I love Jennifer. Jennifer. Jennifer? What the fuck's Jennifer? Pamela. Who's Jennifer? Who's Jennifer?
Yeah. Yeah.
Brain death. Well, I love it. Girl, me on the red carpet at her premiere saying, love you, Jennifer. Everybody's Jennifer. That's like me with Cynthia. Couldn't have a great year. You'd be like, don't worry. Things will pick up for you. What happens when I see RuPaul next? How's it going, champ? Like, what the fuck am I going to say? She's like, I don't have a tire iron. See?
Her parallel parking video was...
Perfect. Replacing the tire was really good, but you have to have a jack in a tire.
Right. And then what else did she do? I think it's really horny when people know how to change things in cars. Sweetie. It's really horny. Erect. Erect. Turgid. Two and a half inches. Pencil thin. Pushing three. Yeah.
Squeezing up to three. Yeah. Exploding all the blood down there.
Yeah. Girl, I had to do my injection this week, my Ascensia for my arthritis. Once a month, I got to do two real syringes. No, what do you mean by real syringes? So I used to do the stabber, the button, like an EpiPen. Happy Christmas. The new one comes in disposable syringes preloaded where you alcohol the skin and the belly. This is a diabetic needle, right? And you stab at a 45 degree angle.
This is a diabetic needle, right? And so what if it is? Because you can't even feel that shit, mama. Uh... Honey, sweetie, Simsia is the consistency of like syrup. Can you, can you, can you pull it up on your phone? Cause I want to see what gauge it is. I really do. Cause my brief flirtation with HGH, um, what's it called?
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Chapter 4: How do politicians dodge straightforward questions?
Not Blair Witch Country. It's Blair Witch Project. No, it is Blair Witch Project. It's Paranormal Activity. It's the Blair Dick Project. Ah! Paranormal sextivity. Paranormal sextivity. It is. It sort of parks and rec. It's sort of like mockumentary style. Yeah, and Jim Hopper goes with his dick out. I wish.
Well, I have, I shoot in the last, I don't know what, two, three, maybe even a month. I haven't watched any porn at all. Mama, she's got, I got the telenovelas on lock. We got serials going on, multi-episodic storylines. Or- simple JPEG or a GIF of Jason Momoa's butt.
That's all.
That's all. I've gone way back to like PG. No, but I just, the reset, it is like a, we're so oversaturated or over, I know I talk about this all the time.
Blown out pussy holes. We are blown out.
But our mental cow pussies are overstimulated. Overstimulated, you know? And so I'm trying, like I, naturally it happens where I'm like, okay, so I've, I just enjoyed a, um, A super 4k 86 inch crystal clear where I could see the pores on someone's pussy hole.
I could go in there with a hysterectomy. It's medical.
It is wild. It's so stimulating that I'm like, oh my God, I need a reset. So that's when I just go to like literally JPEGs of nude men in a movie.
Right. And I'm like, ooh. Or like, oh, it's the gray shorts, but they actually never come off.
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