Lifting the Gossamer Curtain to the Other Side with Trixie and Katya

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What is Booking.com and how can it help my vacation plans?

Unknown Speaker 4 0:00
This episode of Bald and the Beautiful is brought to you by Booking.com. Booking.yeah! From vacation rentals to hotels across the U.S., Booking.com has the ideal summer stay for absolutely anybody, even those who might seem impossible to please. Whether you're booking for yourself, your partner, your sleep light, rise early mother, or your high-maintenance group chat, you can find exactly what you're booking for on Booking.com. We all know that when we go places, there's always that one friend who has a million demands but refuses to participate in any of the legwork of actually booking the trip. I hate that bitch. Because even if you pay for everything, somebody will complain. And it still might be me. I like to find my perfect stay on Booking.com and anyone can. Find exactly what you're booking for. Booking.com. Booking.yeah. Book today on the site or in the app. I just heard that FX has a new original comedy series coming out called Adults, which after watching the trailer feels all too familiar.
Unknown Speaker 4 0:57
Adults is a comedy that will feel relatable if you ever find humor in the struggles of being an adult in 2025. You know, like remembering your full social security number. or to drink water or perhaps you're having the third existential crisis of the month best part is that all episodes will be ready for your next weekend binge watch fx's adults may 28th on fx all episodes streaming on hulu oh my god somebody just dm'd me one of the flyers from solopik disco and said are you going Love that. Probably. I'm planning on it. Is that okay? Damn. I just... Bald is... Drop the daycare, sis. Bald is beautiful feels like all drag is valid. Mama, let me tell you something. You got a nice shaped head. You shut the fuck up. Thanks. Okay. Sure. Hey, I don't have to fuck me. That T. That's the ultimate T. You put that on a bumper sticker or a sash. Everybody needs to remember that. If you want a deep sea dive in a heap of trash, that's on you.
Unknown Speaker 4 2:01
That's your garbage kink, okay? That's your life. Don't fault me for being open. I sent this to our lovely producer, Tracy, because I heard it and thought of you. And basically, it's a TikTok about like, oh, we didn't have therapy in the 90s. We just had daytime talk shows like this.
Trixie 2:17
I have a really bad problem with social anxiety. I can't freaking out. I can't. You're doing pretty good now. But let me tell you where this comes from. You were accused of being a witch in a past life. You were put in a circle and you had to name yourself. Two people so that supposedly you wouldn't die.
Unknown Speaker 4 2:45
The girl's just crying listening to this.
Trixie 2:47
They just said, tell us two people. You named two people and all three of you were hung.
Unknown Speaker 4 2:52
Fucking obsessed. Sylvia Brown said, well, you were a witch who was hung. Very familiar with Miss Brown because I had worked in a bookstore. that grift, that blonde grifter really got the gal together. That is so funny. And with such conviction and certainty, like authority. Like it's, oh, well, you're double parked. Yeah, it's like, oh, you're like, I'm six, three, I'm six, seven, and I get self-conscious about being so tall. Oh, well, that's because you were... You were a giraffe. Yeah, exactly. And you were killed by a rhinoceros. It was like, it's so crazy. And she made... Well, she obviously inspired your wigs. I feel like three of your wigs look like Sylvia Brown wigs. Raffaella Cara inspired my wigs.
Unknown Speaker 4 3:35
The Ninja Turtle? The Ninja Turtle? Pull up Raffaella Cara, please. C-A-R-R-A. Sylvia Brown. Seance Knowles. I saw Beyonce last night. Okay, Beyonce. What's your favorite kind of cheese? What's your favorite kind of cheese? Beyonce was awesome. Tell me about it. The logline is the feelings she communicated to me in the show. What was it? Well, girl, that's you.

What are the challenges of traveling with friends?

Unknown Speaker 4 4:03
You're so make believe you fucking have that way. That's Raffaella Cara. Do you mean Sylvia Brown? No, is that Sylvia Brown? In another life, Sylvia Brown was Raffaella Cara. No, in the same life. In the same life. Just in Italy. Okay, so how was Beyonce? It communicated. Can I say, the short of it is, it's the only thing that's made me proud to be American in a long time. Really?

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