The Bald and the Beautiful: Tokyo Drift with Trixie and Katya
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Hello, dear listeners. This is Katya. In light of the recent discoveries of the tweets by Carla Sofia Gascon, the bald and the beautiful and all incorporated would all like to express our just despicable disgust. And it further exacerbates my own particular hatred for this movie. I think it's wrong. I think it's ratchet. And I think it sucks. So that being said, enjoy the episode and have a lovely day. Well, it's Oscar season, folks. And just as we predicted, our friends over at Emilia Perez have swept every category except congeniality, which is not something the women in my family aspire to anyway. And furthermost. Can you believe? I... Are you gagging for that pussy? That pussy has me totally gagged.
On the floor, Amelia Perez's non-binary tea has never been valid, okay? It never will be validated by any toll booth, person, or organization.
No.
What would you like to know about it? Oh, God. I want to know it all. What is the protocol? The techniques and the risks. Suck it in my titty one time. How much time do you need? Mammoplasty.
Yes.
Vaginoplasty. Yes. Rhinoplasty. Yes. Laryngoplasty. Yes. Mammoplasty. Yes. Vaginoplasty. Yes. Rhinoplasty. Yes. Laryngoplasty. Yes. Control laryngoplasty. What is that? Adult sample reduction.
Like, I feel like in the musical theater canon, there's In the Heights, there's Wicked. There's any Fosse production. And then you have what is, I guess, is considered a... former transphobes fever dream who read about Mexico on Wikipedia. You know, I, the, the, the more I hate it, the, the, the more, the more the time passes, the more hate I have for this movie. And then, but it's, but it's less and less about the content and it's more about the form. Like I was looking at an Instagram reel or a TikTok of a girl who's like, let's break this down. So they take like, very nice to meet you. I'd like to know about sex change operation. The emphasis is not musical whatsoever. Yes. So we call this scansion. Yes. But sometimes it works.
Two examples are All Star by Smash Mouth. Somebody once. It's like intentional. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But sometimes it doesn't work. Like that Katy Perry song, Firework, where she goes, stuck on a roller coaster. Stuck on a roller coaster.
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