Kristen Schaal and the Relativity of Time & Collarbones with Trixie and Katya
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Do I look like Pharrell? You wish. Come on, Pharrell. I'm just Pharrell. What is a beta cuck? Let's take a break. I think it cancels each other out, right? Oh, it's like a... Oh, I know what it is. Redundant. Yeah. Redundant. Redundant. I think cuckolding is I'm embarrassed because my wife is cheating in front of me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And beta is like, wow, a man who is like... Feet. No, a man who's like not even better than me is embarrassing me. Okay.
Oh.
Ned Schneebly.
Oh, so like an effeminate non-alpha is stooping my wife in front of me?
Well, this is your psyche because I said less than me and you said effeminate. I guess you'd think effeminate men are beta. Let's take another break.
We're taking a lot of breaks today.
Do you do woke? Do you ever do woke? Oh, I've done woke once in college. We never introduce anybody. Although your voice, people will know who you are immediately. I have to say I was on my break. Hello, people. When I was on my break and you guys had your episode. We hit it off. It was the star episode. I listened to it twice, I think.
It was the only good one while you were gone. And we were trying to figure out when that was. Do you remember when that was? Yeah, last summer. I said eight months. July, probably last year. Oh, so a whole year.
Whoa, a whole year?
Or about eight months. Time is scary right now.
Can we all agree? It's going faster than it has. No one's talking about the fact that we might have lost like 10 minutes in the earth spinning every day. People are afraid to speak up. Like, it was 7 a.m. and now I swear to God it's almost noon. And nothing happened in between. Oh, fuck. That was me this morning getting here. Did you know I get, well, we have Miss Shawl in the house today. Kristen Shawl, everybody. Wow. Honored. honored the return back yeah thank you for coming back nobody's ever come back before you know what i and i put it off a little bit um because i get nervous coming here i'll tell you why because i feel like i need to look pretty that more pretty than like normal okay i put on false eyelashes by myself so if a caterpillar comes crawling down Let me know.
Just because you guys are pretty and you know how to make, you know what I mean? And I feel like your audience is very detail oriented.
They're like us. They're detail oriented. For example, we had a blue background before this one. And you would think that that blue background had incited Nazi Germany. They hated it so much.
We were talking about Nazis a lot before you came. They're vocal. If one of your lashes does travel, believe me, in the comments, they're going to say something. You'll be hearing it for the rest of your life. There's a pressure there. As I was doing, and I think about you two a lot, because I think of... about how artistic you have to be. Like this is one thing, but then this is something else. And I really- Turning the gun on yourself. No, it really is. It's such an art form. Those skills don't transfer.
No, it's a totally different thing. Because I was actually a good drawer or painter and then that didn't help at all.
No, no, no. Not at all.
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