Bob the Drag Queen

Sometimes they can't hear you. I thought it was an attitude problem. I thought it was just some lady standing in the doorway. And I was like, this lady is not moving. And I got to the DJ booth and I was like, okay, now that I've gotten past that weirdo, let me introduce the guest of honor tonight. Give it up for Kaliuchi. And that was the woman that was blocking the way. I had no clue.

Sometimes they can't hear you. I thought it was an attitude problem. I thought it was just some lady standing in the doorway. And I was like, this lady is not moving. And I got to the DJ booth and I was like, okay, now that I've gotten past that weirdo, let me introduce the guest of honor tonight. Give it up for Kaliuchi. And that was the woman that was blocking the way. I had no clue.

excuse me weirdo literally i have a job to do i was like can you i meant you do something very very important we're honoring someone you need to move and yeah there's also famously one time when when leila did my makeup for the madonna um pride show before i did the tour um but when you were in ears you really can't you can't hear anything i'm telling you the world's blocked out they're they're the most noise canceling anything that ever existed anywhere can you guys hear do they do they feed an audience for you for madonna or no

excuse me weirdo literally i have a job to do i was like can you i meant you do something very very important we're honoring someone you need to move and yeah there's also famously one time when when leila did my makeup for the madonna um pride show before i did the tour um but when you were in ears you really can't you can't hear anything i'm telling you the world's blocked out they're they're the most noise canceling anything that ever existed anywhere can you guys hear do they do they feed an audience for you for madonna or no

excuse me weirdo literally i have a job to do i was like can you i meant you do something very very important we're honoring someone you need to move and yeah there's also famously one time when when leila did my makeup for the madonna um pride show before i did the tour um but when you were in ears you really can't you can't hear anything i'm telling you the world's blocked out they're they're the most noise canceling anything that ever existed anywhere can you guys hear do they do they feed an audience for you for madonna or no

I've never done it for standup, but I have done, I guess I was telling jokes at the beginning of Madonna, but it was, it was so scripted that I was like, there was no time to pause anyway. Yeah. And it was like underscoring too.

I've never done it for standup, but I have done, I guess I was telling jokes at the beginning of Madonna, but it was, it was so scripted that I was like, there was no time to pause anyway. Yeah. And it was like underscoring too.

I've never done it for standup, but I have done, I guess I was telling jokes at the beginning of Madonna, but it was, it was so scripted that I was like, there was no time to pause anyway. Yeah. And it was like underscoring too.

So I had to keep moving on. There was one time. So my in-ear feed for the tour was the same as Madonna. We had this, I was hearing what she was hearing. And Madonna's singing live. And they're, this was crazy. They're like talking to you while you're singing. I don't know how she was doing this. Like, they'll be like, get ready to blah, blah, blah.

So I had to keep moving on. There was one time. So my in-ear feed for the tour was the same as Madonna. We had this, I was hearing what she was hearing. And Madonna's singing live. And they're, this was crazy. They're like talking to you while you're singing. I don't know how she was doing this. Like, they'll be like, get ready to blah, blah, blah.

So I had to keep moving on. There was one time. So my in-ear feed for the tour was the same as Madonna. We had this, I was hearing what she was hearing. And Madonna's singing live. And they're, this was crazy. They're like talking to you while you're singing. I don't know how she was doing this. Like, they'll be like, get ready to blah, blah, blah.

And she'd be like Greta Garbo and Monroe, Dietrich and DiMaggio, like dancing and singing. It's a skill you learn over time. Obviously, she's had years of practice. And I remember being like, this will make me crazy.

And she'd be like Greta Garbo and Monroe, Dietrich and DiMaggio, like dancing and singing. It's a skill you learn over time. Obviously, she's had years of practice. And I remember being like, this will make me crazy.

And she'd be like Greta Garbo and Monroe, Dietrich and DiMaggio, like dancing and singing. It's a skill you learn over time. Obviously, she's had years of practice. And I remember being like, this will make me crazy.

It'll say, you know, but they'll be like, watch out for this person on your right. Oops. Someone's out of place with my Batman, but she's just doesn't miss a beat. Keeps dancing.

It'll say, you know, but they'll be like, watch out for this person on your right. Oops. Someone's out of place with my Batman, but she's just doesn't miss a beat. Keeps dancing.

It'll say, you know, but they'll be like, watch out for this person on your right. Oops. Someone's out of place with my Batman, but she's just doesn't miss a beat. Keeps dancing.

Your hair caused the scene.

Your hair caused the scene.

Your hair caused the scene.