Bob

Hello and welcome back to another episode of your favorite podcast.

It better be your favorite podcast.

I don't want to hear any shit about you listening to any other podcast.

This is the only one.

We're the only one for your ears and your eyes.

And if we're not for your eyes, I don't know what to do with you.

I have nothing to tell you.

I have nothing for you.

Welcome back.

That's right, it's Distractable.

Everyone knows from these intros which podcast I'm talking about.

It's always obvious.

It's always self-evident.

If you've never seen the show before, I'm hosting because I won the last one, and I have my other two co-hosts here who are going to be competing to win this one, and then they'll host the next one.

I give them points, and I write them down in a book that totally makes sense and is not at all going to be a documentation of my slow descent into madness.

Anyway, my name's Bob, I'll be your host, and I'm joined as always by my competitors, Mark and Wade.

Hello!

Yeah!

Yeah!

I'm ready to win.